Patton Oswalt Killed his wife!

1  2019-01-18 by MIMIBEARDSLEYSBEARD

The truth is out there.

8 comments

Dont know about that, but she was hot.

No, Patton could only land chubby 3's.

Fuck your biased rating scale. Chubby gets a higher rating in my book.

We do know about that, it's settled fact.

We know.

or as the black people call him 'oswald'

No shit

Okay, people keep saying this, and it's not funny anymore! If Louis CK's scandalous return has taught us anything, it's that we shouldn't joke about real and horrible crimes, like the fact that Patton Oswalt killed his wife by supplying and administering a toxic cocktail of drugs so that he could marry his mistress.