Reminder: White people are incapable of consuming spice and Europeans evidently never made anything with flavor
1 2019-01-18 by Kenn_Kennerson
Everytime I go on r/food there are white people shitting on themselves and telling elaborate stories about how their non-white friend actually said their homemade tamale or whatever the fuck was good.
Evidently redditors are unaware white people can follow recipes
43 comments
1 allenricketts 2019-01-18
You seem to have misplaced your FBI crime statistics.
1 JimandFred 2019-01-18
white people also eat with utensils.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-01-18
And have credit scores that start with an 8.
1 aprosbro 2019-01-18
I cant believe rfood isn't edgy
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2019-01-18
I'm not expecting edgy, but holy fuck.
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-01-18
They don't do nearly enough rape humor there.
1 josephjeremiah 2019-01-18
Listen, don't leave our sub. It's a scary reddit out there. This is your family, not them
1 evil-nick 2019-01-18
you will get banned...... yes you will get banned
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-01-18
Some races developed methods of preserving and cooking their food. Others just kept mashing more seasoning on it until they couldn't tell they'd let it spoil.
1 aRTie02150 2019-01-18
This is true.
1 rsroot 2019-01-18
Think "curry". How do we mask this rotten meat???
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-01-18
The only stereotype about white people that's true is that they're faggots.
1 PlsbptntIhavAutism 2019-01-18
Europeans conquered half of the uncivilized world trying to get spices from Chinamen.
1 Peckas1 2019-01-18
Then by force they turned them into Artie.
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2019-01-18
Europe opening the Americas to the rest of the world is why spicy food even exists elsewhere. Imagine Thai, Indian, and Szechuan food without peppers.
1 Peckas1 2019-01-18
Thanks for not adding "U" to flavor.
1 McGowan9 2019-01-18
Curry was shit until we invaded India and told them to up their game. Ditto Chinese food.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2019-01-18
The British literally invented "curry" as a way to approximate the types of food they had in India
1 McGowan9 2019-01-18
The dummies were eating goat scraps for centuries while sitting next to an ocean bursting with seafood. Enter the East India Company with some pale ale and a dream of something called "king prawn Vindaloo." You're welcome Apu.
1 Anarox 2019-01-18
Indians never expand outside what their own forfathers ate or thought. Super conservative. Same with pakis. Try to introduce hummus to their sheikh kebabs and they start busraping you on the spot. Can't stand them tbh.
WE GET IT, ITS SPICY YA FUCKS
1 d4n4n 2019-01-18
Imagine thinking meat and vegetables have no inherent taste of their own because it's not swimming in spices.
"What's that taste like?" "Curry." "And that?" "Curry." "And that?" "Curry." ...
The Indian dining experience.
1 Trenchunit 2019-01-18
Reminder: Africa's favorite pastime is Necklacing which is a form of torture carried out by forcing a rubber tire, filled with gasoline, around a victim's chest and arms, and setting it on fire. The victim may take up to 20 minutes to die, suffering severe burns in the process
1 deumae 2019-01-18
There's far worse than that, unfortunately.
1 Clau7sen 2019-01-18
The top rated Mexican chef in the nation is fucking skip Bayless’s brother.
1 yeaaiigghhtt56 2019-01-18
Oh shit, never realized they're brothers. They do look alike.
1 Ifuckmymomanddad 2019-01-18
Go to Amsterdam and walk around. Most of those houses were warehouses at some point for spices. The Dutch build their empire by sailing to indonesia and bringing boatloads back. Well that and slavery.
1 762x39mm 2019-01-18
Flavour is a crutch.
1 Persianschlong 2019-01-18
Whites are beautiful. Redneck sukatash slobs and their grits are garbage
1 Fatalvision2 2019-01-18
The look on black peoples face when you remind them the Colonel threw down 11 herbs and spices on top them
1 ValentinaBillien 2019-01-18
Seeing white people using chopsticks enrages me.
1 roninPT 2019-01-18
It isn't the Europeans that don't do anything with flavor...... Just the English
1 Anarox 2019-01-18
the only good meals in England are from the colonies. This is how conservative these people are. They owned more than half of the world and never add more than salt and pepper to their food. The only super conservative group out there are the Indians and Pakistanis. No wonder they all live there
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1 just_a_mean_person 2019-01-18
The stereotype of bland white people food is for Britfags and Frenchmen. Go to Eastern Europe and if you avoid getting stabbed for long enough you'll see they cook with spice yes even the Boiled cabbage. Same with Spaniards and Italians but you can argue they aren't "white" white.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2019-01-18
Yeah, the French aren't known for cooking, or anything like that
1 just_a_mean_person 2019-01-18
French are known for pastries and desserts more than anything.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2019-01-18
French food was the basis for high-end cuisine (why do you think that word is French?) in both North America and Europe until very recently
1 just_a_mean_person 2019-01-18
You need to start being a team player here and call an entire group of people faggots.
1 82nd_airborne_joe 2019-01-18
they're also known for their soups, wines, cheeses, meats, livers, frogs, snails, and spices (herbes de provence). But yeah lol thats like all they had. Gross white people food
1 jamegumbsowingkit 2019-01-18
France has 485 Michelin Stars more than any other country.
France/Japan are the elite of the Gastronomy world. You have no idea what you are talking about.
1 CompleteZilch 2019-01-18
Yeah, everyone's rushing out to dine at their local Eastern European restaurant.
1 rbz90 2019-01-18
Those places are fronts for money laundering anyway. But if you like a surly woman who looks 50 but is in her 30s to come get your order wrong you should absolutely go.
1 Anarox 2019-01-18
Wtf is a tamale. Is it a gay thing?
1 deumae 2019-01-18
There's far worse than that, unfortunately.