Reminder: White people are incapable of consuming spice and Europeans evidently never made anything with flavor

1  2019-01-18 by Kenn_Kennerson

Everytime I go on r/food there are white people shitting on themselves and telling elaborate stories about how their non-white friend actually said their homemade tamale or whatever the fuck was good.

Evidently redditors are unaware white people can follow recipes

43 comments

You seem to have misplaced your FBI crime statistics.

white people also eat with utensils.

And have credit scores that start with an 8.

I cant believe rfood isn't edgy

I'm not expecting edgy, but holy fuck.

They don't do nearly enough rape humor there.

Listen, don't leave our sub. It's a scary reddit out there. This is your family, not them

you will get banned...... yes you will get banned

Some races developed methods of preserving and cooking their food. Others just kept mashing more seasoning on it until they couldn't tell they'd let it spoil.

This is true.

Think "curry". How do we mask this rotten meat???

The only stereotype about white people that's true is that they're faggots.

Europeans conquered half of the uncivilized world trying to get spices from Chinamen.

Then by force they turned them into Artie.

Europe opening the Americas to the rest of the world is why spicy food even exists elsewhere. Imagine Thai, Indian, and Szechuan food without peppers.

Thanks for not adding "U" to flavor.

Curry was shit until we invaded India and told them to up their game. Ditto Chinese food.

The British literally invented "curry" as a way to approximate the types of food they had in India

The dummies were eating goat scraps for centuries while sitting next to an ocean bursting with seafood. Enter the East India Company with some pale ale and a dream of something called "king prawn Vindaloo." You're welcome Apu.

Indians never expand outside what their own forfathers ate or thought. Super conservative. Same with pakis. Try to introduce hummus to their sheikh kebabs and they start busraping you on the spot. Can't stand them tbh.

WE GET IT, ITS SPICY YA FUCKS

Imagine thinking meat and vegetables have no inherent taste of their own because it's not swimming in spices.

"What's that taste like?" "Curry." "And that?" "Curry." "And that?" "Curry." ...

The Indian dining experience.

Reminder: Africa's favorite pastime is Necklacing which is a form of torture carried out by forcing a rubber tire, filled with gasoline, around a victim's chest and arms, and setting it on fire. The victim may take up to 20 minutes to die, suffering severe burns in the process

There's far worse than that, unfortunately.

The top rated Mexican chef in the nation is fucking skip Bayless’s brother.

Oh shit, never realized they're brothers. They do look alike.

Go to Amsterdam and walk around. Most of those houses were warehouses at some point for spices. The Dutch build their empire by sailing to indonesia and bringing boatloads back. Well that and slavery.

Flavour is a crutch.

Whites are beautiful. Redneck sukatash slobs and their grits are garbage

The look on black peoples face when you remind them the Colonel threw down 11 herbs and spices on top them

Seeing white people using chopsticks enrages me.

It isn't the Europeans that don't do anything with flavor...... Just the English

the only good meals in England are from the colonies. This is how conservative these people are. They owned more than half of the world and never add more than salt and pepper to their food. The only super conservative group out there are the Indians and Pakistanis. No wonder they all live there

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The stereotype of bland white people food is for Britfags and Frenchmen. Go to Eastern Europe and if you avoid getting stabbed for long enough you'll see they cook with spice yes even the Boiled cabbage. Same with Spaniards and Italians but you can argue they aren't "white" white.

Yeah, the French aren't known for cooking, or anything like that

French are known for pastries and desserts more than anything.

French food was the basis for high-end cuisine (why do you think that word is French?) in both North America and Europe until very recently

You need to start being a team player here and call an entire group of people faggots.

they're also known for their soups, wines, cheeses, meats, livers, frogs, snails, and spices (herbes de provence). But yeah lol thats like all they had. Gross white people food

France has 485 Michelin Stars more than any other country.

France/Japan are the elite of the Gastronomy world. You have no idea what you are talking about.

Yeah, everyone's rushing out to dine at their local Eastern European restaurant.

Those places are fronts for money laundering anyway. But if you like a surly woman who looks 50 but is in her 30s to come get your order wrong you should absolutely go.

Wtf is a tamale. Is it a gay thing?

There's far worse than that, unfortunately.