This one is really past due

You're a saint on ert.

How long start to finish do these take you?

He has to wait for the great producer Wrestling Soup to give his input, and that dude is pretty in demand these days.

Nice. Looking forward to a Saturday @ 10PM release.

Just make sure you get the part about her forcing that poor drunken young man to drop his limp dick into her like a bucket down a well. That shit was wrong.

He was very badly raped, you see.

I used to think male rape isn't that big of a deal, but imagine the endless post traumatic stress and lingering shame and self-hatred you would suffer if you were raped by this tremendous monster. I'm sure that's even the case if it was consensual

His fingers never smelled the same again...

This should be the core of the documentary.

HA! That was actually the only funny thing I've seen her do. Only because I have more disdain for that red-carpet hollywood bullshit than I do for that joke-stealing libpandering elephant seal.

That reporter straight short-circuited not once, but twice!

Cab driver story

this, if the genders were reversed that would be 100% rape (in todays climate).

Didn't she also force herself on a dude who was barely conscious?

That would be something she would joke about in her sets. Not good enough.

She definitely joked about raping him. Rape is very funny to her as long as it's a fat slob woman raping a nice looking gentleman.

Not only that but wasn't it at a commencement speech of all things?

Don't forget the time she lost it on some teenage Youtuber who made a slut joke about her even though her entire act was slut jokes about herself. It was like if Joe Rogan flipped out because you made a joke about him smoking a joint.

Post using a VPN, use an alt account created with a VPN. Use proton mail for the email address required to make an account or just create an email using the VPN.

Or just risk getting doxxed. If done right this documentary can go viral, video clips of her stealing jokes (with no commentary) go viral. People are looking for voice to call her on her BS. Look at the whole EA Battlefield V deboggle, a YouTube channel with no subscribers blew up and all he did was talk about the elephant in the room. If it does go viral and she doxxes you could get even more famous by playing the victim. You could even go on shows like Louder with Crowder, he'd eat this shit up seeing as how he dispises Amy

I found the dead link from the article where Ms Piggy becomes offended and attacks the interviewers mother, because he brought up the word "skanky" in reference to her fucking fictional character. What a fat insecure tub of shit. That reaction cements my belief that the Gino's pizza story is absolutely true.

What is the Gino's pizza story?

The Brendan sagalow incident.

First time headlining, Amy yells at him off stage to do 5 min. He let's her, but later she gets backlash on social media. She tries to play off the incident like her and Brendan are buddies and it was totally cool for her to do it. Complete phony

I forgot about this shit. God I fucking hate her.

Someone with more time on their hands and who hates life could probably go through her standup videos and find the times she called herself skanky or a slut.

yeah, but that means you'd have to watch it. Fuck that

She’d go along with some pretty blue things when she did O&A. There has to be audio where there’s gay slander or race bashing while she’s guest.

Are civillians allowed to talk about going blue ?

Just make sure nothing can be traced back to your actual name, address etc because places like Salon, Jezebel and The Mary Sue will do everything possible to stop you. God be with you no bs.

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Make sure you call her a kike too

She's related to Chuck Schumer

It’ll take more than that.

Allah has no power against pigs. It's like his kryptonite or something. Be careful.

JC used to put devil in them and they ran off a cliff, very strange story

Jews too if you go by their win rate in recent wars

38 billion of their dollars

We will go to war for you, I have been waiting for a good fight since trampas Twitter went down

Post using a VPN, use an alt account created with a VPN. Use proton mail for the email address required to make an account or just create an email using the VPN.

Or just risk getting doxxed. If done right this documentary can go viral, video clips of her stealing jokes (with no commentary) go viral. People are looking for voice to call her on her BS. Look at the whole EA Battlefield V deboggle, a YouTube channel with no subscribers blew up and all he did was talk about the elephant in the room. If it does go viral and she doxxes you could get even more famous by playing the victim. You could even go on shows like Louder with Crowder, he'd eat this shit up seeing as how he dispises Amy

what was the battlefield v thing?

I don't follow news about shooters

Sjw's shit on a ww2 game, censoring the word Nazi and white male in chat. They portrayed a women with prosthetic arms fighting on the frontline. The trailer came out and received massive dislikes, youtubers started to go viral talking about the games bs. To add insult to injury the devs called them "sexist" and stated "don't like it don't buy it". The game flopped, this was a first for the battlefield franchise. Just watch the trailer on youtube, the comments are the best part

But dumb shit Anthony bought it and brags about playing it. Fucking normie.

He's an idiot, EA games are the worst. They've been consistently voted the worst company. They ruined battlefield, Battlefront, and they release the same 3 sports games every year. Here's madden 19 it's the same 18 but it costs 60$ now and has updated the roster

Madden sucks dick compared to 2k back in the day.

And 2k sucks now compared to even 5 years ago, but its still fun to yam on larry bird as Raptors Vince Carter

NFL 2K5 is the best football game

Exactly what I was referring to.

It’s actually a pretty good game, I like it. Don’t really give a fuck if they have a woman in a wheelchair on the frontlines to be honest as long as the game is good. Black Ops 4 was made for 11 year olds.

COD doing future warfare games is retarded it makes a realistic FPS into a Fantasy game.

Remember when Ant posted his custom avatar and it was like THE portrait of an Aryan man? Lol

does protonmail still have the really limited amount of storage for free accounts?

Its free for 500mb a month, which is more than enough my main email doesn't exceed that.

deboggle

Debacle you dumb nigger

Sorry, I was playing boggle as I wrote that

You mean bacle

What's the point of all that when we'll all know who posted it anyway? If he's posted any information that exposes his real identity somehow already, even if the Schumer doc is uploaded anonymously it won't be hard for even a non-autist to work out it was "Beige Frequency" who posted it and track him down with whatever info he has available attached to that. I guess it would mean he could deny it but if it got to the stage where you were being confronted about it, it probably means it's big enough that you'd want your name attached to it.

And beside would Google do all that doxxing for her

Say VPN more

Very private network

VPN ;)

An VPN will do nothing to protect his identity dummy. Salon isn't going to subpoena Youtube to find his IP. They aren't the FBI.

Judd’s jews have eyes everywhere

Just noticed his last name is basically German for jew

Juden Apatowshwitz

That is true but also tech is infested with SJW yuppies and some of them aren't even asexual robots and network with other SJW yuppies. I know it's illegal as fuck and everything but don't forget that for them "protecting vulnerable groups" like millionaire celebrity women in this case is the most important thing.

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Maybe he wants to be found out.

The protection of Ben Dovid is far superior.

As a filmmaker myself Beige, if Schumer and company attacks you, I'll make a documentary of you and the Schumer incident. I've got your back. If they attack you like they said, we'll make your ass famous, and me and you will win sundance making a documentary of the result of the documentary. If "American movie" can make a movie about a movie and do it, we can too.

malakim a salam, Be*ge

May Prince Allen’s love be with you

Assalamualaika brother

Don't forget her sexual assault of a innocent cabbie

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I don't think people care about amy schumer that much these days

You're doing Allah's work. Bless you sir.

Gotta do the cab driver story...but I'm sure there are others worth including

https://youtu.be/Y5IDyFC4iB8 This was pretty lame of her..

that guy is like the negro version of Jim Norton

Thank you for your service.

This story from her an older edit of her wikipedia is quite representative of her character.

God damn I miss the days wikipedia was accurate

Wow what a cunt. It was high school though.

Yeah, no man should be judged for what they did in high school. Taking old high school stories and putting them in a serious context would make anyone look like an idiot.

At most it sounds like some lame Long Island douches white knighted for her.

Only Kavanaugh.

If that's true it seems more than being an idiot in high school tbh.

I'd love to have this mentioned in the doc even with some stupid disclaimer to appease the masses.

Atta boy, Beige. Kicking a women while she's pregnant.

Not to kiss our own ass or anything but you should mention how the original joke theft compilation that went super viral (the one with bad opie at the end) came from this site and how Schumer & Kurt Metzger were trying to write us off as Gavin McInnes fans to write off the whole thing. Oh here's the original threadif you want to use it in your next doc. Unfortunately I cannot find the original video anywhere, maybe to OP still has it saved.

I think we need to start taking shifts giving beige shoulder rubs and words of encouragement. He's going to need all the motivational support available sifting through her career.

Is the cab story the one where she mentions that her uncle Chuck got out of some legal trouble because he’s a senator?

Don't forget her admitted theft of jewelry which Chuck Schumer also bailed her out on.

that time some guy approached her and she flipped, took pictures of him, posted them online and ranted about him

don't make the mistake of focusing on her joke theft from Patrice - civilians don't care as much about that sort of stuff as veterans such as ourselves.

Thank you for your service

It’s a street joke I heard when I was 11 so she didn’t really steal it but there’s literally no reason to have closed an HBO special with it. Kurt said he told her it was hacks and she shouldn’t do it. If I’m not mistaken the joke is from a bootleg Patrice set and he probably did an hour and twenty that night.

Kurt Metzger the rapist?

Is Kurt Metzger a rapist?

Yeah. Amy cut him loose after some allegations surfaced.

Patrice was doing 'crowd work' when he was telling those, he didn't invent a single one of them so it was hardly theft but it was hacky as fuck for a special.

Whatever you do you have to stress the point that you wouldn’t be saying these things about her if she was more attractive and easier to look at.

Faggot

Also, her shoplifting career was quite prolific. Stealing runs deep in her veins.

. And I didn't feel bad about it—it was this huge corporation. You know, I never stole from people. I never stole from a little store.

The liberals classic defence against crime. Not to mention she was a middle class suburban Long Island girl, not some hood rat who needs to feed her family.

And she says she thinks it's typical of white girls? That must be why she feels so comfortable talking about it, everyone steals hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of goods don't they? Someone should break into her house and steal a bunch of shit because she's rich, so according to her own logic she should be stolen from. She even says she misses it and got impulses to steal even after she was arrested. If the joke stealing is mentioned in the documentary, it needs to be in the context of that article because that's definitely the behaviour of a loopy kleptomaniac cunt.

Our best moment was Maron calling us—literally us—an "army of unfuckable hate nerds radicalized by American white nationalist terrorist organizations" because we wouldn't obey our corporate masters' demand to STFU and eat Schumer.

Source?

What organizations was he talking about?

Marc Maron? I'm still baffled that cunt gets away with calling himself a comedian. I've never heard him tell a joke or a funny story or make me laugh in any way at all. His podcast is abysmally unfunny, like I'm legitimately not even sure whether it's meant to be a serious show since it can't possibly be described as comedy. He personally seems like a cunt too. In the few of his podcasts I listened to, there's some sort of existing tension that needs to be resolved before they get on with the show because they've been enemies with each other for some reason or another. Like how him and Louis had to kiss and make up, same thing when he had Eric Andre on. And of course he always seems to be the origin of the dispute because he's a weird little sensitive brooding faggot. I can't even fathom how or why he's got any listeners, let alone the most popular podcast that gets the fucking president as a guest.

Gavin McInnes is a weirdo but Maron refused to air the episode with Gavin because he's a pussy.

what a weak cunt. probably afraid of releasing a listenable episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jaCAYgXMHE

She was a guest on episode 10 of Black Phillip. Her views in that video don't exactly line up with her views today...

She body shamed Patrice O'Neal, even mocked his diverse blood sugar levels which may have contributed to his untimely demise at 14 years old.

There’s plenty of other joke theft to go around

his untimely demise at 14 years old.

Wow, I knew he died young but I didn't realise he was still a pubescent teenager

He sure did a lot to go at such a ripe young age.

Unfortunately most of what he did was eating and sitting.

linger longer

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Woosh, dumbell.

If there's any Inside Amy Schumer clips in it she might get it pulled which sucks because she's stolen skits from MadTV. Don't go overboard on the joke theft or call her fat if you want to appeal to normies, make sure to attack her character with stuff like [this](https://www.instagram.com/p/BGKSUAFKUBB/?hl=en].

She posted

That would mean someone would have to watch inside any Schumer to verify...... Nothing would get

how is she sooo beautiful nd so funny at the same time

the fuck

Men will never unify to take down these filthy whores. If it has a pulse and a vagina, some spineless blob of shit will be white knighting it.

I'd like to lance down Sir Fagalot there.

Attn trolls! Warning this post references the dirty sanchez and a rusty trombone. ( I’m going to be a mother)

What an attention seeking cunt.

If it was just a normal sex term like rusty trombone or dirty sanchez, why is it in a comedy routine at all? That's like saying "I didn't steal from a specific person, I stole from an unattributed source who had already spread the term around enough for it to be repeated by completely different comedians a decade apart". And she claims she doesn't know what Patrice called it because she never saw the special, but that's a lie even if it wasn't stolen since she obviously read about it to know to respond to the accusation in the first place.

Regarding normie appeal, there was some stupid backlash about her Beyonce parody. Not because it was terrible and gay, but because it was nigger specific so Amy was being a white supremacist by appropriating their culture or some shit. Then she did a bullshit non-apology that angered the coloreds even more. Seems like a retarded non-issue to me but if you throw that in there in the right spot and it might seem more like it was made by a bulldyke SJW and not an O&A sub autistic scholar

Talking shit about Hillary Clinton on oa

Remember the time she bumped that comic who was about to feature for the first time ever? Dude brought his whole family and everything. He was on legion of skanks a day or two after and he was talking a little shit about her while trying to play it cool

Oh yeah, wasn't even just "bumped" by a celebrity, I think she even grabbed the mic after he was already on stage. Just awful.

That should be grounds for execution. What a selfish fucking pig.

Then he named an episode of his podcast "I Got Bumped By Amy Schumer," it got huge numbers and she asked/politely threatened him to change it.

His name is Brendan Sagalow and on that LOS or RAP following he read the chain if DM’s with her being faux sympathetic and trying to do damage control

I think this subreddit should have someone pull her arrest records from Long Island and NYC. I think if you could show how many cases got thrown out because her uncle is senator Chuck Schumer, she would have to address it.

You won't ever be labeled a nazi because you're a liberal-agenda-driving cocksucking faggot. No wonder you're revered by so many here.

Keep pretending your racism-fueled attacks on Anthony have nothing to do with politics you nerd-voiced faggot.

Homosayswhat?

What's up?

Haha Bro Joe you're a scream.

PORSALIN SHOULDVE FUCKING DONE IT, BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S ON ABOUT NOW.

u/BeigeFrequency: You have to make this the tightest, concise, and best documentary you've ever done. The production values in this doc HAVE to be better than Porsalin's, because it's not just about making us laugh; it's about winning over the normies, while getting media exposure (neutral, negative, whatever) to boot. You have to make this a complete cruise missile, that scorches every angle of Schumer, while winning regular people over to the side of anti-Schumer. That may also mean being as objectively critical as you can be, without being overtly biased (or appearing to be) in your doc. This one HAS to burn, because you're aiming it at an A-lister that is inherently protected by the gashes in palookaville, and buttressed by the media. It has to be a deconstruction of who she really is and what we've already known about her, without being a call-out or a "let's dunk on this famous feminist" parade. IT HAS TO BE REALLY GOOD AND CUT DEEP, enough to where she can't just fall back on the reliable "alt-right trolls" counter, even if she tries to.

Do you think you can do this?

Porsalin is a fag

he got a big gay job in london

She went after half the country after hillary lost. Her crap stand up special tanked (because it was god awful), and she blamed the alt right. Then he shit show of a movie came out. She said in multiple interviews that she doesn't care if she alienates half the country and the movie reviews came flooded in. The negative reviews might have been justified , because it did look horrendous, however I'm sure production/distribution companies are not going to get behind such cancerous character.

Take it easy on the joke stealing stuff. Everyone already knows that shit and she's done way worse stuff.

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Porsalin was paid off not to make his documentary about her. If the same happens to you, please let us know how much money they give you before you fuck off.

I agree with others that you shouldn’t make it about joke stealing at all.

I would address it initially saying that it had been covered by this sub extensively and you are instead focusing on her hypocrisy.

I think some Norm quotes on these shit female comedians could be useful;

https://youtu.be/yV-cKtBrshY

Do your own research, stupid.

go chronologically. start with her very non-PC Opie & Anthony appearances, then how Anthony jeselneck wrote most of her good early stand-up, and then how she turned him gay.

its a pretty easy compare and contrast. here she was a loud mouth vulgar slut… while here she is preaching and telling people how to vote and act.

Listen to the Amy Schumer cucked Brandon Sagalow episode of Legion of Skanks. Also he did an RAP around then, too, I think.

In one of them, Amy (her PR cunt, really) instagram dm's Brandon and asks HIM to delete HER Instagram picture, and poor Sagalow has to explain how Instagram works.

Yes that los episode is intense!

On an old Doug Loves Movies (yeah, I was trying any old shit out back then...) she made a joke about how nice it was that the entire cast of The Help were all rehired for the Planet of the Apes reboot. Really fits in with her black power salute.

Looks like its time to go hoggin boys

This ones for the history books

Suuuure. You just want to watch everything Schumer, nice try

She claimed to be White.

https://youtu.be/WvFK_O6OEgE

Might as well mention how she said ALL her early comedy was apparently based on some fictional character to explain her total makeover to go mainstream.

She was just playing a Republican character! Because all Republicans talk about their cunts and fucking.

Beige, here's some advice. Your documentaries are getting marginally better with each iteration and I hope this is just practice until you're doing legit stuff where you get paid money in exchange for your autistic efforts.

But one thing that's not getting better is your delivery. You need to enunciate your words and work on pauses; let the audience fill in the blanks. Sometimes you steamroll through a sentence that's a certified banger but the effect gets lost because it's hastily delivered like it's being read from a script (which it probably is).

For all the shit Rogan gets, he has instincitively mastered the part of the speech that makes people maintain interest, regardless of how mediocre the subject matter is.

Reading of lenghty posts with tiny text on the screen is by far the worst part. Metokur does this shit and it's ghetto as fuck.

I wouldn't say this if you stuck to Cumia docs, but Schumer has the potential of reaching a lot of people and quality is of the essence. Also use the Ken Burns effect. It's a cheap way of adding interest to the piece.

Listen to Errol Morris talk off camera in this clip. There are 100s of other examples, but this just shows his speech rhythm. If you even go about 20% of that your job is done. https://youtu.be/5ICxqP-t1Ms?t=366 (6:08)

Reading of lenghty posts with tiny text on the screen is by far the worst part.

Agree. Summarise nigga.

She admits on Maron's podcast that her cousin Chuck Schumer (Senate Minority Leader) helped with scrubbing her criminal record ($100,000 worth of shoplifted clothes)

Make sure you call her a pig 238 times. No more no less.

While I want this to happen it will only hurt the cause so please don't.

If I remember correctly during the Larry king Anthony Jeselnik interview he alluded to writing her earlier material.

There is a good chunk of her appearance on an episode of the Joe Rogan Experience where she makes a colossal ass of herself when talking about the lack of diversity on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHcF7iC984U

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It's around the 154:00 mark. Rogan, uncharacteristically, dismantles her terrible arguments with swan like grace. The bloke barely sits up straight whilst he takes her to task for her lazy opinions about why Seinfeld should have more women or "people of colour" on his show. She babbles and stumbles and embarrasses herself. Her second hand SJW opinions had never been challenged before and she has no idea how to handle it. We're talking Affleck levels of stupid.

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This delectable bite-sized chunk of Schumer deconstruction used to have its own dedicated clips on Youtube before they all mysteriously disappeared around the time 'I Feel Pretty' was announced.

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Just take your time , it will be worth it.

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Throw in a couple jabs at cumia please

Hopefully this one will get so much heat Chuck will be pressured to publicly disown his niece. Speaking of which, how embarrassing that your uncle is world famous for being a respected senator and potential Presidential candidate while you're world famous for being fat and telling unfunny jokes describing your enormous pussy or stolen material from a deceased black man

Laying it on a bit thick. "World famous?" "respected?"

the best approach (IMO) would be a personal attack on her character, with a narrative of asking why how hollywood is so quick to prop such a nasty, vile, foul mouth, joke stealing, virtue signaling, hyprocrite. No need to retread why her political opinions suck, because people will mostly agree anyway. Her vile character, not her politics should be the focus.

Politics would work, if it’s an examination of her paling around with famous alt-right comedians such as patrice o neal and colin quinn in the late 2000s, and then suddenly turning #metoo around 2016, to win hollywood’s favor when it benefitted her career, much like Jim Jefferies. Amy encourages young women to behave like sluts, and after she’s made her millions, like so many in hollywood, she runs off to get married (because in 2019 marriage is only for the rich upper class elite).

Fellow jew & Trainwreck director, Judd Apatow, also a hypocrite, with his criticism of Louie CK, after he’s already made his millions with racist and sexist jokes in many of his movies & TV shows.

Most importantly, we have to find out if Amy ever dropped the N bomb on O&A. That language is very offensive.

Maybe there's a clip or two of interest when Amy was on Worm Morton's advice show. While denying joke stealing I think she says something about being guilty of doing hackier shit. People may be right and joke stealing may not be the angle, but you could go for the fact that she goes for low hanging fruit hacky jokes. All she had was I'm a fat, alcoholic, slut jokes before the feminist train.

You're a real life superhero

God bless you beige

I think you should do one about crowdfunding scammers featuring von what's her name, Jim Norton, and daniel Kurland.

I dont really like crowder but he did make a good video wrecking her. may be able to use clips from it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx9A0ABUV-I 11million views

agreed

No Not Amy Schumer do another doc on the O&A world maybe with Opie or the interns of o&a or something in the O&A world or the fans of o&a like from reddit and such...... I don't like Amy Schumer shes boring.....Or even continue the Ant Doc..... Do a Doc on Erock hes cool He has some info on Opie hes not sharing with us..... 💕👧🏼👑🌷🐅🍒 Dont Do AMY no one likes her!!!

Dont Do AMY no one likes her!!!

That's the point, stupid.

hi Emily

Hi who r u??? R u George???

You don’t think this is an actual woman, do you?

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The Jefferies doc was crazy underrated and could have brought him down if enough people cared, you break down cumias self-sabotaging qualities better and better every time, I think shes hated enough univerally at this point that a beige freak style doc explaining how she is where he is could be a big draw, cant help with clips but ill up my patreon $$

Careful you don't have a certain Brit accuse you of STEALING

You are doing God's work. Thank you.

Title suggestion: Schumin' It

Her lying to her fans so she could celebrate Hillary's win.

I found yet another reason to hate Judd Apatow reading about Amy, probably already well known but bears repeating. He's literally single-handedly responsible for Amy Moomer's movie career.

"Judd Apatow reached out to me after hearing me on (US shock jock) Howard Stern a few years ago and he said that he could tell that I could write movies, that I thought visually," she says. "I probably would never have had the confidence to just take it upon myself and write a movie unless he encouraged me.

What a terrible human being he is to inflict her on a mass audience. Staggering that someone would listen to Amy fucking Schumer and think she's a comedy goldmine.

A huge Chuck Schumer detour

You'll never want to hear the word 'vagina' again.

True to the warnings: Joe Cumia trying to 'dox' people is one hilariously stupid thing of no consequence. A shitball of SJW warriors can be a problem as they will not hesitate to poison your dog and burn trash cans behind your workplace.

The good news is that 'incels' have already done a lot of work finding every horrible thing online and making YT clips and vids and I think most any OA appearance is on YT too.

If I could add anything rarely mentioned its her abuse of 'Spanx' undergarments and I would swear she's wearing 3 pairs in some appearances.

The moment she turned was when (Gloria Steinem?) had some women’s event and Bonnie was there to perform as well. Bonnie did jokes and Amy did a so brave^tm speech about how she used to fuck some guy and hated herself for it and she would never do that to herself again. That’s when she got a little attention for being woke and after that it’s all she did.

Audio only but get the o&A ep with will ferrell where she shoehorned herself into the conversation to get some big star glow on her.

Don't make the same mistake you made first with the Jefferies documentary. This doc target audience shouldn't be us but just a general mainstream crowd. Main focus should be pointing out her getting woke because she saw it as a career opportunity and her whole persona is a lie.

There are two stories she told that rubbed me the wrong way.

One which she said she was hooking up with a guy and when she saw that he had a massive dick she got mad that he didn’t tell her and was like that’s fucked that you didn’t tell me because it’s too big to do anything with. The other story was pretty much the exact same situation except the guy had a small dick.

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It's weird linking that video automatically shadowbans the post. I tried twice to post it for the rest of the sub. Well, good luck & Godspeed.

Hope you'll talk about her queer uncle

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Her defining anecdote for me was when some journalist asked her what her favourite super hero is and she goes "superman. ... no actually super girl. I used to watch supergirl more than anything."

It's such a transparent lie and exemplifies how she's conditioning herself to pander to sjw culture.

this will be your magnum opus

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christ who gives a shit. that fucking whale isnt interesting enough to have a 3 hour 42-part series about her.

unfunny fat kike. is there anything more to say about her? go back to making part 78 about anthony while you fantasize about his pocked cock in your nostrils

You should make two versions of the video, a shorter one released first that exposes her hypocrisy without going too deep into the joke thievery, fat jokes and Jew jokes, and a longer one for us animals. Your average YouTuber can't pay attention long enough for one of your normal vids and you wouldn't want to sacrifice alienating a horde of normies for the sake of a few good jokes.

Make something short and direct and the plevs will eat it up

When I Feel Pretty came out, she went on The View and addressed the backlash regarding her being too conventionally attractive (😂) for the lead role, and how sorry she was of taking it from a hypothetical person of color.

Bill Maher denounced the backlash and said she had no reason to apologize.

She later thanked him in an Instagram post and basically told everyone she apologized to to fuck off.

The only thing she learned from Norton was the way of the Worm.

Big fan. She's ripe for hypocrisy so this should be good.

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Don't forget she is fat. Put that in there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Amy_Schumer&oldid=155732966

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/41zx23/amy_schumers_wikipedia_page_from_september_2007/

Amy Schumer's Wikipedia page from September 2007 suggests she was responsible for the death of a classmate in high school

Amy Schumer is an American stand-up comedian from Long Island New York, living in Brooklyn, New York. She is best known as a finalist on NBC's Last Comic Standing Season 5. She is the niece of New York Senator Chuck Schumer.[1]

I know this girl. In high school she had 30 of her guy friends crash my friend's party after he invited her along with 3 other girls. When my friend would not let these guys in she and her friends tried to leave with the cases of beer he bought. When my friend grabbed a case from one of the girls, Amy yelled, "don't hit her". This gave the guys outside an excuse to rush the door. My friend and his brother tossed them outside, but over the next month she continued to spread this rumor until she found a big stupid guy who knocked my friend through a plate glass window. My friend spent a night in the emergency room getting stitches in the back of his head and above his eye.

Even though he did not trust her phony condescending tone my friend invited her as a gesture of good will, because she was a friend of a friend. For being a nice guy my friend almost lost an eye and got decapitated.

THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT HER.

If you don't believe me go to her myspace and ask her how she feels about the plate glass window in front of Ginos Pizza. Ask her why she spreads rumors about people that get them hurt.

In addition, her comedy routine is pathetic. Stillborn babies have better deliveries. Her punchlines are so telegraphed I can call them before she finishes the setup for them. She has no interesting social commentary. She is completely self involved and unoriginal. She just talks about herself and she is not at all interesting.

https://youtu.be/kkVb_ogECJc

She made a Ryan Dunn death joke at a roast. She got fan backlash so she had Jeffrey Ross beg steve O to tweet support of her while simultaneously doing interviews standing by her joke cause she's such a badass chick.

Bless you kind sir! just let us know how to help if needed.

When she ripped all of the it's always sunny promo's that featured Dee in a wedding dress drinking from a bottle, turning on Kurt and when she stopped doing comedy and lectured everyone on gun violence in her last comedy special.

Didn’t they already make the movie Babe: Pig in the City?

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Just to have shit in one place:

Old thread by Porsalin asking for material

I particularly like this find on what a two face cunt Amy is

I can't find the thread for this preemptive post by the pig when word got to her that porsalin was making a doc about her. https://www.instagram.com/p/BpmeAaqlMdH/

She thanked and credited HOWARD STERN for launching her career even though she was on o & a way before

Ya hear that everyone? We're gonna get an AMY SCHUMER documentary from BeigeFaguency! Hooray!

Don't forget she was born Ned Arnel Schumer. That bitch ain't even Mexican.

When she fell over in front of Kanye and Kim Kardashian as an epic prank

make sure you use the footage from her getting called out on stage at the cloverfield 2 premiere in front of John Goodman

Please make your delivery neutral. I don't think your tactic of pretending to be an SJW with the Jeffries doc went over well. It alienated people who should have liked the vid.

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I know I'm late to the party, but the tasteless joke she made about Steve-O's deceased friend certainly needs to be mentioned (if only in passing).

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It's actually really hard to watch...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0crd8y2-uE

You're a faggot, I will definitely not watch your dumb moviemakerproject but sleeping with Jeselnik is what got her anywhere at all to begin with. Make sure to mention that.

need more material or what?

this, if the genders were reversed that would be 100% rape (in todays climate).

I forgot about this shit. God I fucking hate her.

Homosayswhat?

Listen to Errol Morris talk off camera in this clip. There are 100s of other examples, but this just shows his speech rhythm. If you even go about 20% of that your job is done. https://youtu.be/5ICxqP-t1Ms?t=366 (6:08)

Its free for 500mb a month, which is more than enough my main email doesn't exceed that.

Someone with more time on their hands and who hates life could probably go through her standup videos and find the times she called herself skanky or a slut.

Haha Bro Joe you're a scream.

Not only that but wasn't it at a commencement speech of all things?

Men will never unify to take down these filthy whores. If it has a pulse and a vagina, some spineless blob of shit will be white knighting it.

I'd like to lance down Sir Fagalot there.