He always gets this shit. Bone Tomahawk, Cellblock 99. Same complaints from these motherfucking queers. God I hate them. Meanwhile Zahler continues to quietly build a loyal cult following and is one of the last directors making films that dudes really would like to see. Can't wait for this to come to the cinema in Australia. It might be the first film I watch twice at the cinema.

Most of the bad guys are white, there’s only two black guys and they’re just “the help” for the far worse white bad guys. Nice overreactions, stupid. (The guy from the main article, not you, ya Auzzie bastard)

BTW why didn't they call Machete which was basically just a Hispanic racialist revenge fantasy/gore fest 'racist' too?

Which is funny because it was loosely based on an incident on which a white guy was defending himself from a black dude.

Your thinking of "Bad Ass" not "Machete"

Moviebob is a lolcow.

Okay, terrific

Yeah man, it's Reddit.. it's full of unrivalled faggotry, more so lately since the tumblr porn ban drove hoards of them to Reddit.

Also, Mel always brings the goods with his movies, looking forward to this one.

He tightened the cinch on his kimono and smugly sipped his Chamomile after this comment.

I bet his wife makes the money too. Comment has some serious hall of fame faggot energy to it.

Her boyfriend, actually

Black people don’t have jobs, you know this.

What are you talking about? He’s an aspiring producer/rapper.

I wanna know the statistics of the amount of white slags that left their men for soundcloud rappers thinking they was the next big thing.

Oh God, I’m trying to avoid Noah’s review of the film. Undoubtedly, that eggplant will lay into it so harshly it might ruin any enjoyment I derive from it. The Council of Truthtellers referenced will tear Gibson to shreds. Fuck Drumpf btw.

Author is one Marlow Stern. Oh gawwddd!

With “Stern” as the name, you can be sure he’s def got a few cats in it.

Tsss

That was a really beautiful quip by Gibson. I think the guy didn't realize it real-time and he had to reflect back on Gibson's question. He might as well have told Gibson that, "the jerk store called."

That looks like a troll post. No one is actually a fan of Samantha Bee,Trevor Noah, and MovieBlob.

Redditors aren't people.

I refuse to believe that faggots this big exist.

Same here. That was the gayest thing I’ve ever read.

Someone else posted a few old posts of his. It gets worse.

Fine. I'll see it twice.

Wouldnt it make more sense to see it and then criticize it?

Expecting sense from people on that side of the argument is where your logic fails, sir.

Absolutely.

Not on Reddit, and mainstream media in general. Look how up in arms these faggots get about the next comic book movie announcement.

I hope this movie does not come under scrutiny, but it looks like it will.

She can't wait to see a bunch of cheesy Jon Stewart ripoffs yell at an Academy Award winner. What a drip. People like this are why this movie still hasn't gotten wide release even though it hit the premier and award circuit last September.

"Oliver, Bee, Colbert, and Noah". 4 guys I'd like to find in a self defense situation.

this whole video's been a joke but, if push came to shove

Look at this faggot asking for online dating advice.

"on websites like plenty of fish and okcupid, well, first off you generally don't know if the woman on the other end is going to like a star wars joke or if she'd prefer you start off with something political."

Hahahahahaha, guarantee this guy's only fucked fat chicks.

He should be euthanised

His post history is hilariously sad. He has a million posts in the askdrugs sub asking how to feel the effect of drugs without actually doing them hahahaha.

Real thread titles:

"Is there a youtube video that makes you feel like you're tripping on acid?"

"What are the best legal non-addictive euphoric uppers that you can find on google shopping?"

"Are there any meditations that imitate the euphoric effects of weed?"

"What's the best way to feel like you're on magic mushrooms without taking magic mushrooms?"

There are heaps more, too, and they're all months apart so it's not like it was a phase. Fucking loser.

Fingers crossed he tries drugs once and throws himself of a building.

Would you settle for a Len Bias or River Phoenix type situation?

Good question. Len didn't die on a sidewalk in front of an indifferent crowd. I would think OD'ing from crack has gotta suck, think I would rather just sink into the Void.

I can’t imagine a 21 year old that wants to do drugs, but doesn’t.

I'm guessing it's because he wants to do them but has no friends/connections. I genuinely feel bad for the guy after going through his post history, and not in a passive-aggressive way. He's a victim of liberal, feminizing society and doesn't realize it.

Message him and tell him to get a job at any restaurant. One of the other employees will give him drugs. My post history reveals my predilection for the terms “nigger” and “faggot”. I doubt he would take advice from a Nazi like me.

I'm trying to get him to take the only drug he should take -- testosterone

Jesus fucking Christ. “Do I need to wave a picture of Anita at you to make you go away?” Who says that? Who the fuck cares about that bitch after 2014? I bet if you two hung out it would be like Ed Norton and one of the black guys in American history x. Either he would learn from you and grow to become a better man, or you’d curb stomp him.

Who the fuck is Anita?

Sarkeesian ?

Yes

Some gamergate chick that mattered 5 years ago.

Was his post deleted when you replied to me?

That whole subreddit makes me sympathize with Islamic terrorism.

This guy is absolutely a victim. He’s a crippled eunuch, despised by men for his weakness and pitied by women for his femininity and uselessness. He’s also almost certainly white and too brainwashed and cowardly to put all the pieces together of how he got to such a lowly state. Impossibly tragic.

He must be doing a parody of Redditors. This can't possibly be a real person's thoughts.

No, this is really how the rest of reddit is.

this sounds like the kind of chad a chick would accept a casual sexual relationship with

a man like this will not be tied down ya sluts

He's like a faggier version of Elliot Rodgers.

Did you ever see that video of him woth Walkin On Sunshine dubbed over it? I can't remember ever laughing harder at anything.

I liked the Driver parody most.

so this...is the power of left wing autism

Maybe kiss you

POF and OK Cupid are fine if you use it for what it is intended for. Homeboy has to realize his target demographic on these dating sites, and work it from there.

Unfortunately, it sounds like he is a "sucker for love ass nigga", and that can't change. I would love to give some advice, but I'm staying put. No more trolling for me.

It's for slump busting and going hogging. Pure and simple.

slump busting

outstanding

The product of someone who has never gotten their ass kicked

22M Still male, still nerdy. How do I get a woman to hit on me?

I'm talking about this in terms of my online dating profiles. What do women sort of look for in "Netflix and chill" buddies? Are they into guys who are into brains first and looks second? How do I send out the "Signal", as it were?

How do I find a dominant woman?

Hahaha, holy fuck I wish he didn't delete this one, but according to the comments it seems like he was asking where to find women to take the lead in dating, because he didn't want to overstep any boundaries. This is one poor victim of feminism.

21 M4F Utah/Anywhere with internet - Like marvel comics or star wars or star trek and being looked at naked? Don't mind fat people? Hit me up.

This probably isn't going to work, but what the hell. Unlike most people, I'm going to be completely honest with you. I look at a lot of porn, and my favorite kind involves public nudity. Boldness, brashness, braveness, in fact most of my fantasies involve naked female superheros beating the shit out of the bad guys, and when it's not that, it's usually a female being bold and upfront about her sexual desires to her partner, usually also completely naked. But, I also find I want more than just that. I want someone I can talk to about video games and movies and politics. Hopefully, you'll like saints row IV and octodad as much as I do. Maybe not, hell, I enjoy a good counter argument as much as anyone.

This is what I look like. If you can get past that then by all means go for me. I need to get out of the house. Or just have a relationship with a woman. That said, by the end of today I'll probably still be alone and on the front page of /r/fatpeoplehate . But at least I'll have tried.

K, that last one made me feel bad.

come the fuck on...

Scary how emasculated these Redditors are

Wow... I don't want to laugh at this guy anymore. I want to go back to not knowing he exists.

Wow, this guy is fucked.

This is what he needs to do.

Save up some cash, fly to San Diego. It's a short walk and you are in TJ. Club Hong Kong is all this dude needs. At least to break whatever void of nothingness he is floating around in. Buy some Viagra, and the world is his. Shit, you can rent a room for the night above the club if you really want.

As far as asking for dating advice on Reddit? He thinks good advice will come from a man-child, or land beast who is in the same boat as him dating wise.

Why is it so frightening to people to interact with the opposite sex?

Delete this.

Made me feel bad, too. RIP, r/fatpeoplehate. :(

Still going strong over on voat

It's not the same.

When incels lean left

Imagine your soul withering to the point that you feel compelled to write this. He’s a broken dog clamoring for the acceptance of the very people who broke him in the first place.

I can't believe people like this exist. Is it wrong to think he's probably shot up a school or two?

Haha, moviebob

we good folk

If you look forward to a movie critic's response to anything, you are a tremendous faggot.

I got banned from here before for pointing that place out

Rightfully so. Good job, mods.

No need to go scouring reddit for random jerkoffs. Judd was 20 times faggier than this on J&S.

https://www.reddit.com/r/dirtypenpals/comments/3ojhdn/22_m4f_a_perfect_date/

Surprise, he's a fat virgin nerd who dreams about hitting it with a condom on his first time. Safe sex is good and all, but condoms feel terrible.

This guy’s writing style is insufferable. I get the impression he only reads shitty comics and snarky “nerd culture” articles. God forbid you should open a real book sometime, asshole.

I want to watch a movie where Mel Gibson take blacks, queers and jews. Ties them to the back of a pickup and drag's them across concrete.

Isn't the plot of What Women Want? I've never seen it, but from the title I just assumed it was.

Made by Jews and only starred Mel so probably not.

I wanna see the G.O.A.T. movie.

If they don’t like that the movie exists why doesn’t he just not see it? I don’t see 99% of all movies that are released

Read the communist manifesto and you'll understand everything.

Or take a shortcut and just read the unabomber manifesto. He explains the lib psyche pretty well.

Brilliant bastard tried to warn us.

Officially annoyed and impatient that this movie hasn't been come out yet. I guess the release got gummed up by its festival premiere last fall, when word began to spread about how it might be "problematic" in today's climate. Garbage franchise movies for impaired children pollute the release calendar non-stop. Meanwhile, the one movie on the horizon that will actually have balls can't get a firm timetable of release.

This guy’s writing style is insufferable. I get the impression he only reads shitty comics and snarky nerd culture articles. God forbid you should open a real book sometime, asshole.

is this movie ever coming out in theatres or did i miss it? I wanna watch it on the big screen baby

I saw it at a film festival. Mel Gibson’s character main motivation is to earn enough money to move from the black neighborhood that is ruining his family!

What did you think about it? It didn't leave me with much. I can't stand Zahler's dialogue. The bank robbery scene was amazing though.

I loved it but it’s hard to recommend to anyone.

Yeah. I worship Bone Tomahawk and Brawl/99, but this one fell short of the mark for me.

Does anyone actually get dragged across concrete? When I first heard the title I was hoping it'd start with Mel and Vince busting nigger skulls as cops and dragging them across pavement.

I could ask the same about your username

The self-righteous attitude is actually the exact inverse of Brother Joe when you think about it, right down to the faux-poignant statement at the end.

NPC

I looked up this movie, it sounds great, but I don't get it -- why does it have no expected wide release etc., or is it straight to DVD? There's a trailer up on YT, but it has about 1000 views and with a Russian title.

Is this film out yet? Wiki says it was released. People have reviewed it but I can't find it anywhere.

Every niche in our internet-drunk atomized culture think they represent the entire culture. "People are getting sick of...", "People are waking up to...".

Bullshit. "People" don't care about anything but who is going to give them money and what doodad they plan to buy with it.

i can't wait for other people to tell me my opinions

Would you settle for a Len Bias or River Phoenix type situation?

What are you talking about? He’s an aspiring producer/rapper.