Joseph Cumia Starter Pack

1  2019-01-17 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

21 comments

Don’t forget a Sons of Anarchy wallet with chain and a sleeveless tee.

I tried to find the cover of an Arabic-released Sons of Anarchy dvd to no avail. I guess they don't have DVD players yet over there.

Ok. How about a stack of 900 Rotgut CDs?

No SoA merch? No gay porn?

I legit want to see someone punch him out of his mall walking shoes.

What's with the chicken?

I believe it refers to a spit roast (a person simultaneously receiving anal and giving oral)

Joe does (or should I say "performs") certain acts with rotisserie chickens. It's really better I don't elaborate, but trust me, it is allegedly beyond sexual what he does.

What’s with the rotisserie chicken? I’m too lazy to cook dinner usually so I eat that shit like literally 4-5 nights a week. Its a great deal. For like, 5 bucks you get a whole chicken already cooked. But I take personal offense being compared to Joe in any way.

the funniest shitt ever, the way this thread goes after joe... fuckin great

jeans are for faggots. you should only wear sweat pants.

you should only wear sweat pants with a constant erection

Nobody here is cool enough to act like that.

"Spit jar"

Sorry, it took a minute to get that.

Hah! I follow him on Twitter and I never comment but his other followers screw with him and he responds as if they're his friends. Such an idiot

Imagine paying 70 bucks for a strat and thinking it's going to sound good or play well.. Buy a made in Mexico Fender and upgrade the pickups. But I'd guess Fag child spit Joe doesn't know how to use a soldering iron.

I heard the book store audio of him for the first time tonight while watching part 7. I knew he was fucking dumb, but god damn.

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"I'm Anthony's brother, does anyone have anything to say to me?" Nice desperation, stupid. And it was even better when you let that protester shut you down after one sentence.

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"He's not racist!"

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"He posted tweets with 'nigger' in them. A lot. Like all the fucking time."

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"BUUUUUUUHHHH GUHHDUUUUUURRRRR SO SO SO SO SO SO........"

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I'll say it again, I hope Ant croaks first so we can watch this beetle-browed Cro-magnon piece of shit flounder and fumble to stay off the streets.

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Oh, and I guarantee your daughter will be sucking black cock when she gets older, dummy. Your own blatant racism and shitty parenting guarantees that.

Sneakers are not big or shitty enough.

Skin color of the hand to white. And you forgot the cowboy ranch

Missing candy to lure children.

The jean sizing is a nice touch.