I stayed true to my craft, because I didn't marry an unfunny gummy afroamerican leech who was looking for an easy paycheck for her and her future illegitimate kids from a white guilt half moron.

1  2019-01-16 by MrSztywny

31 comments

1  bobodid911 2019-01-16

Luck of the Irish

1  realestassdude 2019-01-16

Is burr Scottish?

1  fungbo 2019-01-16

German-Irish iirc

1  realestassdude 2019-01-16

I know burr is Irish, the joke was that he missed out on their luck.

1  HugofDeath 2019-01-16

Well, let me tell you something, my kraut-mick friend. I'm gonna make so much trouble for you you won't know what hit you

1  Gabe-Asher 2019-01-16

Colin's too smart for relationships, he just cruises in the park to satisfy his needs.

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-16

Hes engaged...

1  Gabe-Asher 2019-01-16

shes just his beard

1  DennisFalcoon 2019-01-16

From your lips to God's ears.

1  ManbadFerrara 2019-01-16

Reminder that Col has a soft spot for the transginders: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKOJBZI8NGE

1  KarlosMarkas 2019-01-16

I love you, Dad.

1  alkiefuck 2019-01-16

best thing about cq was he had the networking to make it big, through jerry and other jews but he kept his integrity

never once sold out and he could've multiple times, brilliant guy

1  FloggingTheHorses 2019-01-16

Actually kinda incredible. You have to admit, selling your soul for a pit of money is pretty attractive... however a hollow existence it brings

1  revolvingmonk 2019-01-16

You're mostly right but why shit on Jerry? He's always seemed very supportive of Colin in a positive way. Switch Jerry for Jon Stewart and I'd agree.

1  alkiefuck 2019-01-16

i wasn't shitting on seinfeld (brilliant in cq's cop show) i just meant he could easily "rest on his laurels" and do some hack shit but he still does his own shit

i'm gay for him, not really, but probably

1  SirSodomy 2019-01-16

Colin Queen amirite or amirite?

1  brmlb 2019-01-16

don’t speak too soon, that woman he’s marrying could ruin him

1  brmlb 2019-01-16

don’t speak too soon, that woman he’s marrying could ruin him.

1  wqt00 2019-01-16

Bill Burr was always a white guilted cuckold. Hints not like he changed to become that - it's what he always was. I wasn't the least bit surprised when he virtue-signal married.

1  VicDumb 2019-01-16

My white dad.

1  makimskii 2019-01-16

the patron saint of r/o&a

1  oanda333 2019-01-16

needs a sidebar image

1  ilumty 2019-01-16

i haven't seen any of his stand up yet, what's his best?

1  ncervo 2019-01-16

All three of his one man shows are on Netflix, at least they used to be. Start with any one of them. Long Story Short is my personal favorite, but they are all really well written

1  TurningFrogsGay 2019-01-16

"Afro American? That's a hairstyle..."

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-Norm Macdonald

1  LookOutItsMe 2019-01-16

Sold out to amy Schumer.

1  willrahmer 2019-01-16

take it elsewhere, mong

1  chippersan 2019-01-16

poor col'

1  Ghostdog2041 2019-01-16

Good ole billy bitch tits.

1  punchm3at 2019-01-16

If only Colin really said this

1  tpstrat14 2019-01-16

Who is this guy again? Is he the white Dave Chapelle? Did he actually leave money on the table and walk away?