"Just like Eric" is one of my favourites. There's lots of stuff people quote incessantly. "The Big Lebowski" comes to mind. But I don't know of any other instance where it's merely done out of spite and hatred.
I would have loved to see Anthony during that debacle, he would have been furiously waving Joe over to the car, knowing that him opening his mouth would be utter humiliation by proxy. Then Joe becomes more and more animated, directly interacting with the ferocious crowd of 3 people and Anthony would have had to sink down into his chair, hiding his face below the window to avoid the shame of being associated with that fat colored idiot.
'By Proxy Humiliation' needs to be an official entry into human language with BroJoe as its patient zero origin. Without question, And his thoroughly embarrassed by the ultimate douche chill inducing faggotry of Joe and he has hinted at it through the years.
Joe was embarrassing on so many levels there. First, he probably assumed that since no one was inside to get a book signed, that the protest was massive. Something has to be keeping the throngs of fans out, right? So he gets outside all full of bluster and there's five people there. And these five people know almost nothing about Anthony except that hes Long Island trash and a racist woman-beater.
These people don't even want to talk to Anthony, much less Anthony's completely unknown fatass loser of a brother. "I'm Anthony Cumia's brother, does anyone have anything to say to me???" No. Even if they wanted to confront someone, it'd be Anthony. What could a lardass nobody have to offer? Then he gets outright rejected by a protester. If he had the ability to feel shame, he would have curled up and died on the spot.
When I saw that guitar strap the first time, it amazed me how much this goof spent on Sons of anarchy merch. This guy really wanted to be a part of that group so bad. You could tell he was heart broken to not have the same political views as Ron Pearlman. He had to break up with him on twitter.
Why is he sitting? Presumably he's on stage based on the lights, but wouldn't you want to be moving around at least a little bit when performing? Is he really that fucking fat he can't stand for 20 mins?
25 comments
1 JosephCumia1959 2019-01-16
You motherFUCKER. You milennial Redditard PUNKS just keep crossing the line.
/u/anthonycumiashow HELP ME OUT BRO. You cant just leave me in here to fend for myself!
1 JimNortonsSobriety 2019-01-16
"Just like Eric" is one of my favourites. There's lots of stuff people quote incessantly. "The Big Lebowski" comes to mind. But I don't know of any other instance where it's merely done out of spite and hatred.
1 ohpizzawow 2019-01-16
Fuckin plastic bag convention is the best, I use that whenever I can
1 ConcreteSkull 2019-01-16
What's that one from?
1 ohpizzawow 2019-01-16
[https://youtu.be/RRh2_pfYJNo](one minute mark, I don’t know how to time stamp on mobile)
1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-01-16
Said while smacking chewing gum around his mouth
1 oneamongst2113 2019-01-16
Agreed. The lack of awareness is just astounding
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2019-01-16
“So, so, so, so, so...”
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-01-16
I would have loved to see Anthony during that debacle, he would have been furiously waving Joe over to the car, knowing that him opening his mouth would be utter humiliation by proxy. Then Joe becomes more and more animated, directly interacting with the ferocious crowd of 3 people and Anthony would have had to sink down into his chair, hiding his face below the window to avoid the shame of being associated with that fat colored idiot.
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2019-01-16
'By Proxy Humiliation' needs to be an official entry into human language with BroJoe as its patient zero origin. Without question, And his thoroughly embarrassed by the ultimate douche chill inducing faggotry of Joe and he has hinted at it through the years.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-01-16
Joe was embarrassing on so many levels there. First, he probably assumed that since no one was inside to get a book signed, that the protest was massive. Something has to be keeping the throngs of fans out, right? So he gets outside all full of bluster and there's five people there. And these five people know almost nothing about Anthony except that hes Long Island trash and a racist woman-beater.
These people don't even want to talk to Anthony, much less Anthony's completely unknown fatass loser of a brother. "I'm Anthony Cumia's brother, does anyone have anything to say to me???" No. Even if they wanted to confront someone, it'd be Anthony. What could a lardass nobody have to offer? Then he gets outright rejected by a protester. If he had the ability to feel shame, he would have curled up and died on the spot.
1 late_50s_why 2019-01-16
Pock star
1 Leofan7 2019-01-16
It's like that whole family grew up next to a DuPont plant.
1 JMueller2012 2019-01-16
Fat-necked idiot
1 Skip4play 2019-01-16
When I saw that guitar strap the first time, it amazed me how much this goof spent on Sons of anarchy merch. This guy really wanted to be a part of that group so bad. You could tell he was heart broken to not have the same political views as Ron Pearlman. He had to break up with him on twitter.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-01-16
In his legendary battle with Antifa, Joe said he was the father of four kids. I thought he only had one. They step kids?
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2019-01-16
Not sure, but we do know that “I am fucking...the daughter...of my brothers...girlfriend!” “You are?” (Just for good measure).
1 tranthasourus 2019-01-16
He would let his child fall out of a window just like Eric too.
1 ValentinaBillien 2019-01-16
I'm disappointed this pic doesn't show his white rock n roll Nikes.
1 shredler 2019-01-16
Why is he sitting? Presumably he's on stage based on the lights, but wouldn't you want to be moving around at least a little bit when performing? Is he really that fucking fat he can't stand for 20 mins?
1 AngryHugo 2019-01-16
You’d think those comfy white sneakers would allow him to prance about a bit, but no.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-01-16
Digitech looping Pedal we get it
1 dopef123 2019-01-16
I keep reading that Joe lives off of aunt. Did either of them actually admit that somewhere?
1 egates09 2019-01-16
that little shrug and head throw he does while happily chomping on his gum like a cow really illustrates how hateable this man is
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2019-01-16
THIS IS A LOOPER
1 ConcreteSkull 2019-01-16
What's that one from?