Bonnie Is Really Sticking It To The Man These Days.

1  2019-01-16 by literalotherkin

32 comments

SEE? WOMEN ARE FUNNY.

If there's one flaw to being married to a girl much younger than yourself, it's that you have to deal with this retarded horseshit even when you're 60+

When I was a kid I didn't understand why my grandpa spent all his time in his workshop running deafening machinery. This is why.

Same for my grandfather. Carpentry work for no reason in his garage with casks of wine and schnapps, to deal with the shrieking cunt in the kitchen. He'd purposely make a nice table only to varnish it with a shitty color so he'd have an excuse to make yet another one. Guy's a legend.

They don't get smarter as they get older, just uglier and smellier.

Filthy cunt

Why do some whamen think that by making themselves uglier they are ''protesting''. Do they think other people are extremely invested in ''brave protester's'' looks or well being? Extremely narcissistic and self-obsessed view, don't you think?

''ME, I am NOT shaving my armpits, NOT washing my pussy, NOT using cosmetics !!! NOW you MUST be so compelled by MY self sacrifice. No matter how much you BEG me to stop and make ME pretty AGAIN ... I AM NOT DOING THAT ! ''

I really couldn't count the number of women I dated in my 20's who took positive pride in their lack of domestic skills, hatred of children and overall slovenliness. You know who I blame, right?

Bulgarians?

Fucking Bulgars and their weird ethnicity that no one even know exists. Get a real country you queers.

I don't know one thing about them except for their feta cheese. Hat's off to them for that.

I thought Greeks hated them because they pretend to be Macedonian and try to claim Alexander the Great as one of their own.

Greeks have a beef with every ethnicity for one reason or another, but they truly herald Bulgarian feta as superior even to their own and especially to the Danish (which is fine, but lacks any punch).

Greeks basically dislike any nationality closest in proximity, even if they're friends with a lot of them. Italians? Fuck them, especially. Turks? Fuck them but at least we have a church in Constantinople and we slaughtered a shitload of them. Macedonians and Cypriots are not ethnically Greek but they want to be so bad and thus don't have a real identity, so they're bitches. Bulgarians are on the blurry edge but, hey, their cheese is good so I don't know.

Your people have an unpleasant odor about them

Probably all the garlic, onions and cloves. At least we bathe, the French just splash eau du toilette over themselves and think they don't smell of shit.

Eau de toilette. I have no special love for them, but the french are very hygienic. The stereotype originates from GIs encountering a population that hadn't seen soap for a while due to wartime shortages. Never seen a hairy armpit on a french girl either. I did almost faint from the smell in a greek train, though. This is not a personal attack on you, of course.

I love learning about Europe this way

If I had a teacher like you in school...

Don't eat pussy. Eat ass. It's the only way.

how do the greeks feel about the Jewish people and their culture?

They STINK!

They are awesome... have you ever seen a Bulgarian nigger? I rest my case

Candy ass white men who gave these cunts the right to vote instead of punching them in the mouth?

I really couldn't count the number of women I dated in my 20's who took positive pride in their lack of domestic skills, hatred of children and overall slovenliness

You can’t count to zero?

You have nobody to blame but yourself for fucking these mentally ill chicks. We’ve handed women all the power because we collectively will fuck anything. Doesn’t matter if she’s fat or mentally ill or both, someone has a fetish for that

See how proud they are of being ugly when no guy wants to fuck them and pay their bills

If she can consistently be a hack at 8AM, i'm pretty sure Sirius will give her a morning show.

She’s still putting effort into being funny. She needs to set up another five or six side projects to focus all her time on before Sirius will let her look at her phone for two hours a day.

Joe Cumia's reply is in there and it's a real knee slapper!

CokeLogic's is pretty funny.

gross bitch

This anonymous woman is really making a statement to the other moms at Pathmark!

so enlightened.

The fact that she is only torturing the one Jew in the world who isn't manipulating her is ironic

Fucking Bulgars and their weird ethnicity that no one even know exists. Get a real country you queers.

Same for my grandfather. Carpentry work for no reason in his garage with casks of wine and schnapps, to deal with the shrieking cunt in the kitchen. He'd purposely make a nice table only to varnish it with a shitty color so he'd have an excuse to make yet another one. Guy's a legend.