I know we pick on Dave Landau's wife a lot around here, but you have to admit she was pretty cute back in the day.

1  2019-01-16 by tutoredzeus

17 comments

Yes Wendy yes

I love me a cross eyed flatso

Worst.Tits.Eva!

Didn't she shit all over the bathrooms? Besides breathing and eating that is one of your first and most common bodily functions. How do you screw it up

That's not Lay Mlehh

Yes

Wendy’s calls at Retarded Freddy Krueger still make me laugh

Welfare tits.

I can't even tell which of those creases are supposed to be her breasts.

I think it's the slightly more triangular ones. They don't match up at all symmetrically, so it's probably them.

I can't even imagine where this thing buys clothes. "Yes hello, town morgue? Do you have a cloth I could use to obscure and appearance and shape of an aborted fetus? You do? Yes, hospital blue will be fine. I- I mean 'it' won't be leaving the house often'.

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I’d normally say I’ve done worse but I’d be lying

She was just recently in a car accident, she's all fucked up... well more now that she was

I mean she’s retarded with a super minor celebrity. Drawing govt checks probably isn’t making her wealthy and to be honest the wack pack made sterns show better ( old wack pack not the new shit like tan mom )

Those are literally pecs

She got Joe Cumia titties

MY EYES!

BURN IT MURDER IT WITH FIRE

Did KC rape you in the green room?

Yes