I'm going to show my kids videos of various drug addicts and their embarrassing behavior as a warning to stay away. Anthony covers booze and pills, Artie covers the hard stuff and Rogan will cover all that hippie bullshit that makes you say stupid things like this.
Then to balance it out, I'll show Wormy the Dry Drunk as a warning not to be a sanctimonious little soberfag and learn to live a little. Just don't go overboard like the first three clowns.
When the retard guest imagines creating a solar system out of Hertz going through air in space, Rogan counters with "I'll do you one better..."
And what is in his mind more amazing than sound waves magically creating a solar system? Why, of course it's the feeling you get when you hear the Rocky theme song!
Could be fun to sporadically send him genuine-looking abstracts illustrated with fake pics of things like a chimp making a peanut mandala; see if he talks about it, then gradually ramp up the absurdity. I'd like to hear him on a newly discovered species of mushroom that can read.
18 comments
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-01-16
Empty headed faggot
1 Null__n--void 2019-01-16
He sounds like 15 year old me with my faggy synthesizers
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-01-16
"Hertz are waves."
1 moleguy9k 2019-01-16
the other PhD he's discussing this with theorizes you can make a solar system by making waves in "space air"
1 movement23 2019-01-16
Theo Von fucking sucks
1 movement23 2019-01-16
Bring back Roganwatch
1 ConcreteSkull 2019-01-16
I'm going to show my kids videos of various drug addicts and their embarrassing behavior as a warning to stay away. Anthony covers booze and pills, Artie covers the hard stuff and Rogan will cover all that hippie bullshit that makes you say stupid things like this.
Then to balance it out, I'll show Wormy the Dry Drunk as a warning not to be a sanctimonious little soberfag and learn to live a little. Just don't go overboard like the first three clowns.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-01-16
And then show them Opie as an example of what to be as a true man
1 SteakSauce66 2019-01-16
Uber inn
1 fungbo 2019-01-16
lol weed dude, everything's just like, brain chemicals, maaan
1 individual02 2019-01-16
Joe Rogan should start selling degrees as merch
1 literalotherkin 2019-01-16
I hate his idiocy mixed with child like wonder takes on everything.
1 HugoStrasser 2019-01-16
When the retard guest imagines creating a solar system out of Hertz going through air in space, Rogan counters with "I'll do you one better..."
And what is in his mind more amazing than sound waves magically creating a solar system? Why, of course it's the feeling you get when you hear the Rocky theme song!
1 hard_to_explain 2019-01-16
This is a 50 year old man saying this
1 MawBTS1989 2019-01-16
I hate that stupid fake awed-at-the-universe expression he has on his face 24/7.
1 deumae 2019-01-16
Could be fun to sporadically send him genuine-looking abstracts illustrated with fake pics of things like a chimp making a peanut mandala; see if he talks about it, then gradually ramp up the absurdity. I'd like to hear him on a newly discovered species of mushroom that can read.
1 SteakSauce66 2019-01-16
I hate this fucking retard. My roommate thinks he’s a genius. Can’t wait until he has one too many dilaudids.
1 nowselfdestruction 2019-01-16
this man is so stupid he hasn't even realized people are laughing at him not with him