He has been. His career is floating somewhere. He just doesn’t realize it yet. It will happen soon, he’s very last television role. It’s coming soon. He’s done. Even his own fans no longer think it’s funny. The telid defenses of his shit show prove it.
Ever since he gave up his crippling banana peel addiction he's been able to focus his energy solely on creating decades of sub par coat-tail riding prop comedy.
It’s just so old now. We get it. It’s not funny anymore. As soon as I saw the word piss I knew where he was going with it. Even when it was repetitive, years ago, he would at least deliver it in a way that was still kind of funny. Now it’s just tired, even the delivery. Think about what he has accomplished. He took something that’s gross, and quite certainly degenerate, and made it corny. How do you do that? How do you turn arousal at the smell of urine into something tiresome, tedious and dreary?
This guy wonders why he doesn’t get more parts on television and in movies, he wonders why even his friends won’t hire him, he wonders why he’s doing an inferior version of the same radio show that made him semi famous. He wonders why he hast to get you new to that show to pay his mortgage. Jim. You are 52 years old and you are on the decline. This is why.
36 comments
1 ConcreteSkull 2019-01-15
Still, time better spent than visiting with your family, right Jim?
1 pashow84 2019-01-15
That joke is so 2005.
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2019-01-15
I have clear memories of him telling these exact same jokes on comedy central in 1999.
1 ObviousBob 2019-01-15
With his eyes really wide open and his hands cupping the air?
1 SquatToilet 2019-01-15
His entire life is a complete bore, he has to go back to piss jokes.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-01-15
this would be kinda funny coming from anyone else
this is like a fat guy making a fat joke
1 Jungies 2019-01-15
Like Norton rides the subway.
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-01-15
He rides something alright.
1 kingship75 2019-01-15
Jokes into the ground?
1 late_50s_why 2019-01-15
Those scum bags didn't clear the first class for the worm
1 tranthasourus 2019-01-15
Funny
1 Foddashow 2019-01-15
We heard you
1 Phkna1 2019-01-15
Hack
1 jimbris 2019-01-15
How has this slimy mollusk had the same 4 jokes for 25 years and not been thrown back in the river?
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-01-15
He has been. His career is floating somewhere. He just doesn’t realize it yet. It will happen soon, he’s very last television role. It’s coming soon. He’s done. Even his own fans no longer think it’s funny. The telid defenses of his shit show prove it.
1 quasi100 2019-01-15
Sounds like Hollywood doesnt want annnnyyyyyy part of him
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-01-15
Ever since he gave up his crippling banana peel addiction he's been able to focus his energy solely on creating decades of sub par coat-tail riding prop comedy.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-01-15
Jimmy gets turned on by the black homeless men leaving steaming hot logs of shit in the subway
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2019-01-15
2.2k likes from Norton wannabes who would probably gag in their mouth if they ever smelled someone else's piss up close.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-01-15
It’s just so old now. We get it. It’s not funny anymore. As soon as I saw the word piss I knew where he was going with it. Even when it was repetitive, years ago, he would at least deliver it in a way that was still kind of funny. Now it’s just tired, even the delivery. Think about what he has accomplished. He took something that’s gross, and quite certainly degenerate, and made it corny. How do you do that? How do you turn arousal at the smell of urine into something tiresome, tedious and dreary?
1 basedmattnigga7 2019-01-15
He is a man of zero talents.
1 Psych555 2019-01-15
After watching those creepy videos of him emulating Louis and that mma guy, maybe he's right not to watch other comedians.
1 late_50s_why 2019-01-15
Just a year ago he had to compete with some other joke maker, now all he has to do it saying the transgender word
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-01-15
This guy wonders why he doesn’t get more parts on television and in movies, he wonders why even his friends won’t hire him, he wonders why he’s doing an inferior version of the same radio show that made him semi famous. He wonders why he hast to get you new to that show to pay his mortgage. Jim. You are 52 years old and you are on the decline. This is why.
1 JimandFred 2019-01-15
he doesn't take the subway.
1 Artie-Larger 2019-01-15
2.2K likes. This world has so many retards.
1 late_50s_why 2019-01-15
That's why ninjas give this person 60k
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2019-01-15
I genuinely can't think of another comic with more monotonous material. He's literally been telling the same jokes for over 20 years.
The worst hack in the world changes things up at least once a decade.
It's astounding how bad he is.
1 LamarThePotato 2019-01-15
Drunk homeless piss from 60 year olds with every decease in the book.
This guy is edgy as fuuuk.
1 rumbleofthunder14 2019-01-15
I would be amazed if this fucking cancer had sex in the last year. He's full of shit.
1 winkleham 2019-01-15
This could easily be a post from this sub. So, what I'm saying is it's one of his better tweets.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-01-15
Whoaaa take it easy, Kid Comedy. Save these zingers for the show!
1 wicked_crayfish 2019-01-15
"The smell is so strong, that I tried to open my garage with my tv remote!"
1 anorock13 2019-01-15
TIL that Nortan takes the subway.
1 viper-kk 2019-01-15
Oh look I’m a pervert Te He He
1 breewagoner 2019-01-15
Faggot