I hate how people are pretending if they didn't walk into a room and see this they wouldn't be excited. He was welcoming a bunch of dumbass athletes, if I went into a meeting and there was a pile of Wendy's it would be the best meeting ever. What do they want, smoked salmon and pheasant? Eat my ass.
He apparently disassembles his Big Mac and eats everything except the bun. That's some OCD shit. Worried about the carbs in the bun but the patty made of beef mushed together from cows from 3 different continents and the sugar and salt loaded 'special sauce' and plastic cheese - no problem.
He also orders fillet steak well done and slathers it in ketchup. This, for me, is by far the most offensive thing about him.
Whatever. Fucking Barack Obama ate at Five Guys an smoked a whole fucking bunch. Clinton would eat at McDonalds on his fucking jogs. We don't have health nuts in the White House with amazing palettes, and you can't really be one, considering the job you have.
Relax, I don't really care. Overcooked steak is the worst though, especially a fillet which is more about texture than taste. You may as well not eat it rather than have it well done. He's probably a germaphobe and thinks you can get sick from underdone beef like it's chicken.
Has it occurred to anyone that maybe Mcdonalds pays them significant amounts of money to advertise their products? The guy probably doesn't even eat the shit, have you ever seen video of him actually eating it?
and you can't really be one, considering the job you have.
Yes, you actually can. It's as simple as having a proper diet and exercise, and with in-house chefs, you can order pretty much anything you want. You're just making up excuses for some fatass dude who eats garbage. That bing said, how big are your tits fatso?
You have an in-house chef whose only job is to cook whatever you want whenever you want it. A president has unlimited access to top-quality healthy food if they want it.
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1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2019-01-15
That was a very King Ralph move by Drumpf. I'd punch a toddler in the face for one of those Quarter Pounders
1 sebulba_69ing_jarjar 2019-01-15
Spotted dick?
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2019-01-15
We talking about Louis' STD???
Hey-OOOOO!
1 literalotherkin 2019-01-15
I fucking love this dude.
1 McGowan9 2019-01-15
He is fucking hilarious.
1 fackracismfacktrump 2019-01-15
but orange man racis
1 TriangleDimes 2019-01-15
I hate how people are pretending if they didn't walk into a room and see this they wouldn't be excited. He was welcoming a bunch of dumbass athletes, if I went into a meeting and there was a pile of Wendy's it would be the best meeting ever. What do they want, smoked salmon and pheasant? Eat my ass.
1 d4n4n 2019-01-15
I wouldn't be excited at all, but I still find it hillarious.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2019-01-15
Orange Man legitimately bad, but I'd throw down for sure.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-01-15
Our president is a fucking psycho.
1 McGowan9 2019-01-15
He apparently disassembles his Big Mac and eats everything except the bun. That's some OCD shit. Worried about the carbs in the bun but the patty made of beef mushed together from cows from 3 different continents and the sugar and salt loaded 'special sauce' and plastic cheese - no problem.
He also orders fillet steak well done and slathers it in ketchup. This, for me, is by far the most offensive thing about him.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-01-15
Whatever. Fucking Barack Obama ate at Five Guys an smoked a whole fucking bunch. Clinton would eat at McDonalds on his fucking jogs. We don't have health nuts in the White House with amazing palettes, and you can't really be one, considering the job you have.
1 McGowan9 2019-01-15
Relax, I don't really care. Overcooked steak is the worst though, especially a fillet which is more about texture than taste. You may as well not eat it rather than have it well done. He's probably a germaphobe and thinks you can get sick from underdone beef like it's chicken.
1 ArkadyZotov 2019-01-15
Anymore pearls of wisdom? Everyone knows this. Stop acting like you're a connoisseur, you probably buy cheap cuts from Walmart.
1 McGowan9 2019-01-15
I have food delivered from Harrods and Harvey Nick's foodhall. Walmart isn't a thing in my world, pleb.
1 raleighmike 2019-01-15
Thank you for your service.
1 Leofan7 2019-01-15
ASDA is owned by Walmart.
1 McGowan9 2019-01-15
I've literally never set foot in an Asda.
1 anonimescu 2019-01-15
Sharia law however, is.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-15
Imagine giving a fuck about Obama eating at 5 Guys...
1 stevex42 2019-01-15
I don’t see the shame in that, Five Guys is actually amazing. Bottom tier taste in MtF transexuals, top tier taste in burgers.
1 PickledPeckahs 2019-01-15
Five Guys is delicious. Watch your tongue!
1 rillydumguy 2019-01-15
Has it occurred to anyone that maybe Mcdonalds pays them significant amounts of money to advertise their products? The guy probably doesn't even eat the shit, have you ever seen video of him actually eating it?
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1 crookedmile 2019-01-15
Yes, you actually can. It's as simple as having a proper diet and exercise, and with in-house chefs, you can order pretty much anything you want. You're just making up excuses for some fatass dude who eats garbage. That bing said, how big are your tits fatso?
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-01-15
You have an in-house chef whose only job is to cook whatever you want whenever you want it. A president has unlimited access to top-quality healthy food if they want it.
1 mayomayomayomayomayo 2019-01-15
You call it offensive, I call it patriotic.
1 McGowan9 2019-01-15
That's what he was going for, I'm sure.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-01-15
Eating raw meat is code for sucking dick
1 McGowan9 2019-01-15
Medium rare isn't raw, peasant.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-01-15
Medium rare aka average sized dick in your homo mouth
1 McGowan9 2019-01-15
You think about that stuff a lot?
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-01-15
No sir. Very varied thought patterns.
1 DK8044 2019-01-15
Faggot
1 McGowan9 2019-01-15
Stop dm'ing me dick pics, dude. I told you I'm not into that shit
1 DK8044 2019-01-15
Faggot
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1 AnthonyCumio 2019-01-15
President Pareses has Al Capone syndrome.
https://www.inquisitr.com/5247585/donald-trump-havent-left-white-house-texas
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/01/trump-cog-decline/548759/
1 fish_flower 2019-01-15
Not to mention all the sugar in the salt itself
1 McGowan9 2019-01-15
It's a tough one man.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-15
And I'm enjoying the entertainment.
1 breewagoner 2019-01-15
Isn’t he just terrific?
1 graemelloydforever 2019-01-15
He is, but I can’t shake the feeling he’s gonna drop dead soon.
1 betadrome 2019-01-15
The absolute mad man
1 UpperclassmanKuno 2019-01-15
National Champions? Have a filet o fish stupid.
1 JimandFred 2019-01-15
good dude, he gave the kitchen staff the night off.
1 dreadnaught2010 2019-01-15
You mean the last month?
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-01-15
Popeyes or KFC would have been more appreciated.
1 Kalikhead 2019-01-15
Its Clemson - they’d like Chik-Fil-A instead...
1 Chick-fil-A_spellbot 2019-01-15
It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!
1 ArkadyZotov 2019-01-15
On most of reddit they would find this bot cute and funny.
1 breewagoner 2019-01-15
Actually, something is missing from this picture. No French fries. Only an asshole would order 300 burgers and no fries.
1 FrancinesToiletBaby 2019-01-15
They’re on the table behind the guy on the left. I saw another picture where the fries were in white paper cups with the presidential seal on them😂
1 MrAndySocial 2019-01-15
President Sam Roberts.
1 ArvelAzamat 2019-01-15
much like Sam Roberts. when he does eat steak. he eats it well done and with ketchup.
1 crookedmile 2019-01-15
This nigga acting like an old-ass Richie Rich
1 DirtyCrappedBriefs 2019-01-15
Erock's hor d'oeuvres
1 BrothamanB5010 2019-01-15
Poor Latifa having to make all these burgers, lol.
1 McGowan9 2019-01-15
Angel from Dexter has moved into catering?
1 DennisFalcoon 2019-01-15
Thanks for reminding me of that embarrassingly written incompetent boob of a character.
1 McGowan9 2019-01-15
Did you like his mild speech impediment?
1 DennisFalcoon 2019-01-15
I did not care for it.
1 McGowan9 2019-01-15
"Debowah had a wough time with her last boyfwend. Guy was a weal wascal."
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-01-15
Worst character in the history of television.
1 McGowan9 2019-01-15
3 words. Walter White Junior.
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-01-15
Two letters and a word: AJ Soprano.
1 boringoneliner 2019-01-15
i wanna become american just to vote for this guy. fucking hilarious.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-15
Have the White House's toilets ever experienced such an omphalos of liquid shit before?
1 Jungies 2019-01-15
God damn, dude.
1 willfalls2 2019-01-15
Great Greek word.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2019-01-15
You got the word calendar there, brotherman?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-15
I heard cr1tikal use it like 4 years ago lol
1 FinalInfluence 2019-01-15
Can't wait for John Oliver to come out with his hot take on this.
Fucking hack.
1 Joe_Cumia 2019-01-15
slams desk HE! BOUGHT! THEM! FAST FOOD! cheap and lazily metaphor that vaguely relates to the situation
1 AnthonyCumio 2019-01-15
I bet he regrets being on hiatus until February. He's going to resurrect news that's months old.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-01-15
McDrumpf!!!!!!!!
1 willfalls2 2019-01-15
This is cool as fuck, I will get McDonald's today now to support my country and fellow Americans.
1 kingship75 2019-01-15
MAGA!
1 FAGGOT-FAGGOT 2019-01-15
Christ what a fat cunt. No wonder America is full of body positive dickheads.
1 ericthemidget_ 2019-01-15
Bruh give me 4 bong hits and I’d fuck that whole table up
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2019-01-15
this is pretty cash money tbh
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-01-15
Yeah those football playing teens tend to have very sophisticated tastes, what an insult.
1 crookedmile 2019-01-15
They're college football players, not teens hanging out at Denny's for 4 hours ordering coffee. Fuck outta here
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-01-15
Teens, early twenties... same thing. I agree with Nana here.
1 sprimusp 2019-01-15
The decision making by Tel Aviv.
1 CompleteZilch 2019-01-15
This seems like an appropriate reward for being good at a ball game.
1 TheRealJesseVentura 2019-01-15
There is legitimately nothing I would rather have plated infront of me. The man is a legend.
1 AnthonyCumio 2019-01-15
The fuck are there plates? Niggah you eat out of the boxes nd wrappers.
1 Theykilledkennedy666 2019-01-15
I'm surprised Bob Kelly didnt break through the wall like an even fatter koolaide man
1 Sockucucka 2019-01-15
Guess the watermelon would roll off the table so they are in a basket away from the table.
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