Dave we can have sex tonight but only if I get on top

1  2019-01-14 by Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

6 comments

Goddammit

Wow. Cripes. I think I saw this chick over on r/betterface. And it was still bad.

In the public pool her husband sits on her neck with a fog lamp and an airhorn.

No, her husband sits on a lounge chair blasting hip-hip through a cracked iPhone 5, sipping Hennessy, looking like a young JB Smoove.

Right already buckling

I thought this was Andy Richter's wife? no?