His philosopher name would be --- Notesticles or Anarcharsis

Aristotalloss.

Aristhole.

Okay, I concede.

Instead of Plato it would be Fellato

Operation HIV

No Knowledge

Tubby Body Slow Mind

I can’t beat that one. But for the hell of it:

Downs System

Nah that one nails it. I was thinking Pound System but yours is actually good.

I find Plato’s allegory of the cave would be appropriate. Except the idiots never realize the shadows aren’t real. They never break free from their bonds and discover the real world outside. They’re still in that cave tweeting about black crime statistics thinking they are enlightened modern day philosophers.

Just like how you think you're a modern day philosopher buddy, why dont you read ur cringy posts? You spend a little too much time posting random anecdotes of information, try a little harder on ur business skills bro.

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Btw Im not triggered by ur comment towards me, but pseudo intellectual types like you really get on my nerves.

Jesus. You went back a ways for this. Intro to philosophy class does not make one a pseudo intellectual. It’s required reading pal. What two-bit education did you get that you think I’m some wanna bot scholar?

Its odd that Joe supports Superman so much with him being an illegal alien and all.

I guess the 2U earnings is his play money.