brotha' joe, i'm calling you out for a fight, LET'S RUMBLE

1  2019-01-14 by alkiefuck

16 comments

fuck i need to go, have to take the dog a walk (school's finished, wish me luck!)

I wish a Parkland on you.

You think you can kick MY ass? 😁😂😀 Alright snowflake, we'll fight, but MY rules. 82nd Airborne style. No shirts, no pants, wrestling only. And dont you DARE try to take my underwear off. I will be PISSED. Let me repeat, under NO circumstances take my underwear off, it is NOT something I really want you to do.

i actually drank beers with this guy, he lives in mainz, germany. nice small penthouse directly at the train station.

Did you do gay stuff?

No :( but he's actually pretty buff now

Is he cool?

yes, yes he is. very self aware.

It's amazing that with three comments you were able to make me like Mr. cool ICE with a giant skeleton tattoo.

He's got a knack for branding.

Better tattoos than Pete Davidson.

As apposed to hot ice?

Can you imagine the poor tattoo artist having to do this? Guy was probably "Holy shit is this boring..." Hours of work, just to have "this" as the result.

I'd laugh if he was unable to get the nickname "Ice" to stick and all his friends called him "high pockets"

Isn't "cool ice" just water?

Mr. Water

When you feel the icy chill approach, you know that Mr. Cool Ice is drawing close