Dont forget about my Landcow!

1  2019-01-14 by PhishInVa2

38 comments

She’s got a cheetah print top and an ugly bag with giraffes on it, what an unfashionable frump

Shes got that “cow in the headlights” look.

Every woman that has a cheetah print top is batshit fucking insane.

She is trailer trash, if he didn't marry her this cow would be living in a single wide

That jacket doesn’t fit Andy. Conan gave this fat fuck millions just for sitting his fat lazy ass on a couch and he can’t afford a bigger blazers so that the buttons aren’t straining against his belly? One sudden move and that button is flying across the room like a bullet.

He gets paid the big bucks to be ridiculously hilarious, not fashionable.

Failing at both.

I reckon he pays him a middle income. That's why his wife's so angry.

Why does she always look like a POW these photos with her beaming spouse?

Probably some sort of passive aggression because she is a fat miserable cow

Wouldn't you be miserable if your husband was a faggot?

Shes thinking she'd like to get some Chinese and a couple of black cocks.

I can believe what a bummer this guy is. Fuck that whole show even

What those eyes have seen

So fat they barely fit in that picture together

One time he was doing interviews at some wrestling event and he called his wife over so she could meet some Diva. What is it with homos and professional wrestling?

Did someone tell you about this, or were you one of the homos watching?

It was a Conan segment not an actual WWE show. Leave it alone.

dave's cow or andy's?

The faces of white privilege, and they know it

Lol the targets of this sub are getting more and more obscure, unless andy's wife was involved in something I don't know about? I remember her in a few sketches in the late 90s, thats it.

Andy was being a pig twat about Louis CK's leaked set and, in the midst of going after him for that, it was discovered that his wife is of a similar ham-like build. Therefore, both fatties are now free to insult

Ahhh I see... I'll have to look into what andy said.

Also Andy and his wife have been shitting on norm on twitter.

What?! And after Norm actually involved him the show, making him useful for once. Blasphemy!

Bitch has a paper slit mouth. Unlovable frump.

Those lips will soon be nothing but teeth pillows.

Wow. She seems pleasant to be around.

She was on that show that used a lot of politically incorrect language. I wonder what her and Andy's liberal friends would think of that.

She's like a fat, ugly Jillian Bell.

Spare-ah Tire

All of that money, and he still couldn’t get an attractive cover up wife

Serious question, does anyone see some resemblance of John Belushi?

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I want to slap his wife across her cunty face

What is the point of watermarking pictures to death like this? Cant they just post one in the top or bottom corner?

It makes every man the mayor from Jaws.

What?! And after Norm actually involved him the show, making him useful for once. Blasphemy!