Yea. Last time i looked at Jims instagram.

No, not in particular. Surprisingly.

a few, probably

No, because trannies aren't gay. Which mean's i'm not gay and neither is the guy that fucked while i wore a dress and a wig.

yea, but i was the alpha.

I was called a faggot on here once.

I let John Cazale blow me on the set of The Godfather. I couldn't get it up.

Look... a butthole's a butthole

One time my friend Stanley and i were throwing rocks at cars and got all frothed up. So we drained the hot oil out of his car and used it as lube and fucked each other and threw the rest on a homeless man.

i was raped by joe cumia

I once slept over in my friends tree house, and I woke up with my cock in his mouth. We still laugh about it to this day.

Lsst week a classmate asked me to watch Titanic with her.

I once watched professional wrestling, 20 years ago.

The resulting lisp never completely went away.