Cats are wahmen ---hard to understand, disloyal, hard to train and change their mind in a second. Dogs are men --- just want to sniff some ass.

Cats are the Joe Cumia of the pet world

No, cats are self reliant.

Cats are also for faggots and democrats.

Hey I have a cat and I'm not a Democrat.

Cats are a bunch of LIBTARDS that don’t do anything but WANT handouts and have kittens that DON’T KNOW their own fathers.

Dogs are for codependent people

Dogs are actually the faggots of the pet world. “Oh, walk me, feed me, wah, put your dick in my ass”. Whiny dogs.

hello, mr (((levin))) as a fellow white man, i agree! dogs are bad, faggy cats are a-ok!

hope you're gassed soon

Okay, Mr...Fuck..is it? Mr Fuck? AlkieFuck? Is that German? ))Fuck((?? ??

Oh, my bad, your username is a joke, like mine, except I don’t get yours and don’t give a fuck and mine gayly and tangentially relates to the dumpster fire of a radio show this garbage is based off of, before you arrived.

calm down hooknose, my name is because i'm an alcoholic fuck, get it?

Yes, I do now, I certainly do. Very broad and basic. Got it.

what board do you shitpost on?

Mostly here, Rogan, a little PublicFreakout here and there. You?

8/v/ /agatha/ blah blah, you're good, too good though

I'd recognize that failed sci fi faggots cat anytime.

Beavis didn't suffer Xanax-induced neglect for shitheads like you to post this.

Nice unnecessary apostrophe, stupid

At least cats can take a shit with dignity. Dogs act like retards that can’t function without a human doing everything for them.

Is that German Shepherds specifically?

They’re both cunts that shit on my carpet.

and then dogs eat the cat shit with absolute excitement.

Dog fags are so insecure.

Also, why would you put a fucking apostrophe in "shits", you retard?

Regular reddit is leaking guys, control your shit

calm down hooknose, my name is because i'm an alcoholic fuck, get it?