This woman deserves benefit shows instead of Von!

1  2019-01-14 by ShutYourCakeHorn

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If you're looking for the wives of dead, irresponsible comics try Ralphie May's ex. She's pretty hot.

Ralphies wife (who was a failed comedian) thought she could save him from his self-destructive ways. When she realized she couldn’t help him she was like let’s just speed up the process of him killing himself.

His divorce was great. She ripped up there Jewish marriage license during a break down in front of the kids.

It’s weird how Pryor’s daughter and Carlin’s wife and daughter just go around making money off their names. Especially because they were millionaires. What about Giraldo’s wife? He had kids too smh. Meanwhile we we’re keeping Patrice’s girlfriend well fed so she can launch a pop career and become a comedian.

That's the one thing I hold against Patrice. He never practiced what he preached. He was completely pussy whipped by Von.

How? He had threesomes involving other girls & got Von to actively participate

Debatable apparently she fucked Martin Lawrence while she was with Patrice or something too. Regardless he still picked a money hungry whore at the end of the day. If there weren’t 3 other people involved in that documentary she would still be trying to get that NFL player to impersonate Patrice.

When did she fuck Martin Lawrence?

Iunno she talked about it on some nobody’s podcast.

How? How about the fact that a pimp with an entire philosophy on women picked a stupid, selfish, useless, ugly, ghetto skank? There are losers on this subreddit who got better women than Patrice.

There is not a single person on this sub who could pull a slim-thick lightskin 9 who would actively participate in multiple 2 girl 1 guy threesomes. Regardless of her personality, looks wise, she's incredible. Patrice has even said that he likes his girls to be overtly beautiful because of self esteem shit.

Burr just cant say no. He's such a sweet boy

It's so weird that Patrice's shitty gf gets all these free opportunities and benefits and money when Otto's family or Giraldo's don't walk around with their hands out. Maybe the guys weren't as close with Otto. Maybe it's white guilt. Maybe Patrice spent all his money on Brazilian hookers and sugary treats where Otto saved his.

I don't know but I sure hate that greedy cunt Von and miss Otto.

Certain ethnic groups are glorified beggars

Irish people are the worst.

Awww man, she looks like a sweetheart too, dang I miss Otto

That picture makes me sad. I miss Otto.

Yeah, she really seemed to love him.

I remember she brought fresh blueberries for Opie, Ant, Ron, and Fez a few months after his death. Picked them herself from their farm upstate. That woman is a saint.

Can you imagine living with all the horribleness that is Otto's mind, and still being by all accounts a nice, well-adjusted person? She's amazing.

I thought it was Sammy "The Bull" in the picture. Couldn't figure what it had to do with Patrice's worthless whore.

I want to stick my hand up her ass and complain about the Jews.

Von looks like a used black leather sofa left next to a dumpster.

Hey man sometimes you can get good stuff that way.