Primary School Sam Roberts : The Least Developed Broadcaster

1  2019-01-13 by ChanceArm

40 comments

1  Kim_Jung_pUn 2019-01-13

You nailed the triple widow's peak.

1  suirogerg 2019-01-13

Also the stupid skinny jeans. An oversized pair of Nikes is not pictured, but this is great.

1  ChanceArm 2019-01-13

I tried to imply that he's wearing Yeezys with that weird speckle pattern

1  suirogerg 2019-01-13

Ah, ok. Nice job, sir.

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-01-13

Art historians take note

1  fiffy_tiffy 2019-01-13

And the dead, souless eyes.

1  ChanceArm 2019-01-13

It was the main inspiration for this piece

1  stinkyslit 2019-01-13

Disgusting troll he needs to be executed

1  tranthasourus 2019-01-13

It would hard to argue anything other than that Sam is the ugliest human being ever to walk this earth.

1  ChanceArm 2019-01-13

A lot of people in this O&A universe are good contenders for that

1  Magicmetalknight 2019-01-13

Clint Howard Stern

1  866-Ron-0-Fez 2019-01-13

Shit. That’s good.

1  Skip4play 2019-01-13

The temple dents are also a nice addition.

1  MrCocklefroth 2019-01-13

Perfect.

1  CokeFloatsInMaCup 2019-01-13

Man one thing I’ve noticed about sam he doesn’t have any friends that are guys does he? He’s got his wife, mommy, and studio in his basement where he brings guests in but I doubt they’re actually his friends.

When he would post pictures of himself at wresting shows and be in the audience it was never with his “bros” occasionally Erock if they got the tickets from the show...

Jimmys got his cellar friends Ant has his ghouls Opie has his philly crew

Sam has no friends

1  ChanceArm 2019-01-13

You think?

1  xyniphis 2019-01-13

I thought this would be the lonely sam pic from one of the wrestling matches he did.

What the fuck is a peer mediator? Sounds like a snitch position

1  BrainPainter 2019-01-13

Essentially a counselor, but the thinking was that students would have an easier time talking to their peers that to an authority figure. Lil beavis lookin mug most certainly used his post to get dirt and spread rumors

1  NortheastPhilly 2019-01-13

They bring two kids that fist fought into the same room, and try to get them to kiss and make up

1  ReDMeridiaN 2019-01-13

Peer mediators were always the lowest of the low at my school. They were people who wanted the camaraderie of being in a club or playing a sport, but they lacked any talent or interests.

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-01-13

That fat bitch definitely fucked every one of those darker fellas

1  Kurt_Love 2019-01-13

His only socializing is bullying low level employees in the halls of Sirius to bring him gossip. He's like the eunuch in game of thrones but wimpier.

1  AxelSpott 2019-01-13

I see him more as little finger.

TinyTendie

1  Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-01-13

Typical J

1  AsianAnalParty 2019-01-13

I don’t think you could actually sharpen a pencil enough to really illustrate how thin and dry his Jew hair is in real life. That kike mop looks like it would burn faster than dry leaves.

1  ChanceArm 2019-01-13

I believe the technical term for the condition is 'nappy headed'

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-01-13

Imus, comment?

1  McGowan9 2019-01-13

The end of the world is coming. It's near. The angel showed me. There are demons among us. The devil has released them for the final battle. It's being fought right now. But nobody knows it except us and others like us. There's nothing to be afraid of, Tiger. We've been chosen by God. He will protect us. He's given us special jobs to do. We don't fear these demons, we destroy them. We pick them up one by one, and we pitch them out of this world. That's God's purpose for us. The angel called us "God's Hands." Sam Roberts is the first on the list.

1  SteakSauce66 2019-01-13

This is great. But the beard has more of a cheap carpeting look than you’ve gone with.

1  Cyril_Saint_John 2019-01-13

His awful teeth don’t nearly enough attention at times, due to the slew of other physical flaws. Very nice work.

1  SamRobertsPhiltrum 2019-01-13

Needs more philtrum, this one is half-scale.

1  chronik-skitzi 2019-01-13

his shitty hair

1  cro-magnon_sam 2019-01-13

"Like....like.... yeah no....I know.... like..." = college degree in professional broadcasting.

1  deep_legal_shit 2019-01-13

nnreHAaHAaHAaHAaHAaHAaHAaHAa

1  BoomBoomorYumYum 2019-01-13

I want my tendies waaaa!

1  Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-01-13

Nigga's receding hairline has a receding hairline which also has its own receding hairline

1  EnemyOfThePublic 2019-01-13

He's just a giant fucking pube

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-01-13

Please don't tweet this at him. Sam has confessed feelings of depression before and this would only exacerbate it.

1  chulathedog 2019-01-13

Primary school....gtfo britfag

1  redtrilobal 2019-01-13

*primary school Get out British scum.