You’d throw like shit if you had a baseball shoved up your ass too. That walk looks painful

Imagine being a multimillionaire and wearing cargo shorts on live TV and in front of a stadium of people.

Who knew there was a more embarrassing Mets fan than Bobo?

Breuer is pretty bad.

Bobo’s first pitch was less uncomfortable.

Never trust a (((man))) who can't throw a ball 60 feet.

How about this guy?

Marketing genius

Fucking jews.

My father would have put rat poison in my breakfast if I threw a ball like that

My father wouldve put me through a wall if i walked like that as well.

My father didn't even make breakfast

He was busy blowing dudes while wearing a Metallica shirt

My father would touch my penis if the current day ended in a Y

Did Judd Apatow lose a bet? He looks like he's trying to play the part of "good sport" and get his opening pitch punishment over with.

In this clip you can really see why his people were euthanized.

hundred million dollars and he's in cargo shorts.

cargo pockets full of cold hard cash bitch

That’s our whole fucking country. Wearing cargo shorts as business casual and pajamas as casual.

It baffles me that he pulled Leslie Mann

Does it really? Mediocre Anglo-American actress marries ugly but influential Yiddish producer. What part is confusing you?

Wouldn't think twice if I saw her on the street if she wasn't famous

She's blonde, blue eyed with Celtic/Anglo-Saxon features. Women like that are status symbols for a lot of Jews

I went to school with a handful of jews. They fucked a lot of shiksas and then eventually settled down with jewesses who looked like their sisters. Apatow is a bad jew.

I meant successful Jews.

Some (I’m assuming) pretty woman is with a wealthy guy? What’s baffling about that?

I searched to see who she was and of course, Judd's in cargo shorts again.

It boggles my mind how many males born and raised in America never learned how to throw a fucking baseball.

Right? Fucking chimps can do it.

Not all of them.

Not many black pitchers

Depends how you count Dominicans

I can throw a football pretty well and can probably intuitively figure out how to throw a baseball, but nobody ever taught me. My dad is an unathletic jew.

It's not kung fu, you don't need to be taught to throw a fucking ball.

Its not much different than throwing pretty much any small object. I thought it was a natural instinct honestly.

Not since Gary "Fireball" Dell'Abate has the comedy world seen such a rocket launcher of an arm behind the plate.

We always called guys that threw like that "faggots." They'd eventually learn how to throw, or quit playing altogether. I'm assuming Apatow just quit playing... faggot

Limp wrist oven dodging faggot

Walks like he has a stick up his ass and tummy full of pedo cum.

He waddles like he's holding in a big shit and his arms wave around limply. He's either gay or retarded. Or both

I know, what the fuck is that walk? Ive never seen a more pathetic beta male in my life. What an embarrassment.

he's constantly looking at the ground too. makes me wonder how he comes up with all these pathetic loser dweeb characters

Thouse characters were alpha as hell in his mind

He’s a fucking jew rat. That’s what he is

I legit thought it was Bobo when he was waddling with his back turned and wondered why he was wearing a wig.

i would still enjoy fucking his wife and i heard he would enjoy that too

Look at him doing that fake cutesy walk. Oh God I hate him.

adorkable

Is he trying to keep a batch of cum from leaking out of his asshole? Walk like a grown-up, you chinless bum chum.

Men should act like men.

Whateva happened to Gary Cooper?

He eve walks like an ass.

I have never played baseball and could pitch 100x better than that. Did this cunt ever throw a fucking snowball?

10/10 would gas

Embarrassing. Like his stand-up comedy.

Hahahahaha, look at how it walks

This reeks of forced quirkiness, and that disgusts me more than anything.

I was a pitcher on a little league team that my dad coached. I didn't want to pitch, but I was one of the few kids on the team who could throw hard and straight so I was part of the pitching rotation. One of my teammates was an unathletic jew who looked like Apatow and threw like Apatow. His dad accused my dad of anti-semitism because my dad wouldn't let his little Jeffrey pitch. The next game, my dad let Jeffrey pitch. He hit one batter, walked six batters, broke down in tears, and left the game. I've never seen a bigger smile on my dad's face.

Your dad had a bigger smile on his face after I fucked his sweet little ass.

Always smiling, that guy

That is a beautiful story.

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pathetic

Bobo walk.

Nice long torso, stupid

who is that?

Surprised some faggot LI north shore Jew throws the ball like a girl with freshly painted bails?

And this guy tells other people who to vote for?

Durrhh hurrr look at me I'm awkward and unathletic what am I doing her guys am I right?? How hilarious!

https://www.mlb.com/whitesox/video/jedrzejczyks-first-pitch/c-957516983?tid=43429762

Polish girl who never threw a baseball in her life for comparison.

that's how women throw

He has something in common with Bobo - Mets fan.

Hitler continues to have done nothing wrong.

7 year olds have better form

Wow this was even worse than the still pic of his throw.

It’s like he’s trying to walk like a retard on purpose.

Fucking dork.

Looks like the hebrew guy from Independence Day

I don't get why someone wouldn't practice throwing a ball a few times before you toss an opening pitch at Citi Field on TV. I do get that this homo doesn't have a athletic bone in his body but I am sure you could coach him to throw a baseball in a less embarrassing manner. Maybe at the time he thought it was funny but look at this shit where someone can (rightfully, fuck this jerk off) drag this video out and mock him for throwing like young girl who has never played or seen sports. In like 10 minutes of practice he could have thrown it in a normal manner.

Thats how they walked into the ovens back in the day, one of the goys told them there was a quarter in at the back there

Trust no “man” that walks/throws like that...