r/opieandanthony: Anyone who uses the phrase ‘adulting’ in a serious sentence should be drowned immediately

There's really no excuse now that the internet exists. One of the lessons I saw was "How to fill out a check", sure maybe it's not intuitive to draw a line after writing out the amount so that no one alters it, but it's literally a form that says "name, date, payable to, amount, and signature" on it.

1 Skyfryer 2019-01-13

Why are trying to save these people? If you can’t cut a fucking onion, understand how to wipe your own ass or know that fucking a kid in the butthole is wrong then you immediate elimination.

1 deumae 2019-01-13

I really hope you're joking.

1 revolvingmonk 2019-01-13

This is the type of shit you get when proficiency in STEM subjects and reading comprehension is what determines funding for schools. STEM and reading comprehensions, that's all students learn about these days. Kids aren't being taught HomeEc or Industrial Tech in school anymore because the people running the school systems look at those clases as a waste of funding. That's how you get people in their 20's who don't know how to cut an onion properly, how to hand sew, cut a 2x4, balance a checkbook, etc. Most of us over 30 come from a time when they did teach you that shit in school so as outrageous as it sounds, this type of shit is unfortunately needed more and more. Not to say they couldn't be less faggy about it but the need is there for "adulting seminars" none-the-less.

1 stinkyslit 2019-01-13

Fuck you bitch, I use it all the time.

Do something.

1 FAGGOT-FAGGOT 2019-01-13

Faggot.

1 Sticky_canuck 2019-01-13

Relevant username! Am I right folks?!

1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-01-13

irredeemable homo

1 abundleofboomers 2019-01-13

There's not much i can do besides call you a faggot, but seriously dude, using that phrase makes you sound like a braindead 24 year old hipster whore.

1 BlackLodgeBastard 2019-01-13

Fuck you

1 Don_Panera 2019-01-13

Wow. Fuck you dude. I sincerely hope everyone you ever loved dies a fucking horrible death and then you kill yourself. Try adulting how to aim the gun at your temple you fucking faggot.

1 stinkyslit 2019-01-13

So edgy my feelings are hurt

1 Don_Panera 2019-01-13

Another millennial faggot retorted with sarcasm. Pack it up boys. Guess he got us.

Get it?

Faggot.

1 stinkyslit 2019-01-13

You sound really gay

1 shimshammcgraw 2019-01-13

You don't belong here. Shoo.

1 stinkyslit 2019-01-13

“Shoo” you sound like a complete faggot

1 shimshammcgraw 2019-01-13

Well thats because i am one. Now scram!

1 stinkyslit 2019-01-13

Alright you win

1 DildoRenter 2019-01-13

Post a video or audio clip or die in a fire, fam.

1 LemonCandyPants 2019-01-13

Life must be hard for you

1 egates09 2019-01-13

i worked with a guy who would use that phrase. cool guy but his wife would literally make him sit when he pissed because otherwise it made too much noise

1 BlackLodgeBastard 2019-01-13

Just awful

1 sirlucd 2019-01-13

I know a guy who got engaged to a jew broad and she made him get circumcised. The marriage didn't go through.

1 egates09 2019-01-13

oy vey

1 GunClubVRMod 2019-01-13

But did she fight draculas?

1 Ant_Sucks 2019-01-13

He should just piss in the sink then. Marriage is about compromise.

1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2019-01-13

I sit at my house, but because I got tired of wiping up the splatter

1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-01-13

It's not your house if your spouse makes you sit when you piss. It's your husbands.

1 packitchofsositch 2019-01-13

Can't clear the fatso labia? How hard is it to aim.

1 MonsteRain 2019-01-13

just use your sock

1 Ramoooooone 2019-01-13

Fag

1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2019-01-13

Guess I shoulda just said I sit at my house because I'm a goddamn man, I do what I want, and you're all a buncha queers

1 Ramoooooone 2019-01-13

Piss in the sink to establish dominance if your a damn man

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-01-13

I sit too brotherman, apparently we suck cocks because of it.

What are you doing later?

1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2019-01-13

Going to the Big Apple Ranch, of course

1 ForgetAboutKyleXY 2019-01-13

You could always try aiming

1 PlsbptntIhavAutism 2019-01-13

not making the max noise possible when pissing to assert your dominance

1 Zach86 2019-01-13

Add people who say, “I’m a simple man, when I see X celebrity, I hit like.”

1 nunyobisnez 2019-01-13

Fucking God, whats even worse is that people never stop using it. It never gets old to these chumps.

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1 JDBerne 2019-01-13

What if it’s Ozzy Osbourne? He’s a simple man.

1 MelloYello4life 2019-01-13

When that old junkie retard dies, I'm staying offline that day. Dimmy Morton will fake cry for a week.

1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-01-13

I’ll be right here. I’m sure we’ll have a milestone day when that happens.

1 Yummy_Blue_Waffles 2019-01-13

We could get lucky, and Jimmy goes before Ozzy

1 china-blast 2019-01-13

And Ozzy would have no idea

1 fervt 2019-01-13

I hope he dies a few days after Jimmy releases a special, so he can't dedicate it to him.

1 yeaaiigghhtt56 2019-01-13

Acceptable when referring to Mel.

1 johnfreeman1111111 2019-01-13

Kill the Women who do yoga poses in photos

1 AxelSpott 2019-01-13

What's wrong with a chick doing a downward dog pose? They're just showing you what's important, the way you'll be seeing them for the one night you know them (harass playa ovah here

1 doxxbrown 2019-01-13

Anthony Cumia agrees. He has never used this term in his dating life.

1 rillydumguy 2019-01-13

When I become world leader I will repurpose one public swimming pool in every city to be a mass drowning center for people who say adulting. Vote for me in 2030

1 toe_trigger 2019-01-13

People that use it are people that know they should have been aborted.

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-13

r/unexpectedoffice

1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-01-13

We've made this observation a million times already. Where the fuck you been? It's like you're farmin' babies, while the slaves are all workin',

And it's on the table, their mouths are all chokin',

But you're go-in' hungry Goin' huuuuuungreeeeeeyeeeeaaaahhhhh.

1 JMueller2012 2019-01-13

Ur gay

1 shimshammcgraw 2019-01-13

Why do you persist with this shitey bit? Answer me, cunty-baws.

1 hanizen 2019-01-13

this guys got a RELEVANT USERNAME! am I right or what folks?

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-13

r/unexpectedoffice

1 PlsbptntIhavAutism 2019-01-13

and "fur babies"

1 revolvingmonk 2019-01-13

Yeah, it's "fur bastards."

1 JoeCumiaIsaRapist 2019-01-13

So should anybody over the age of 17 who thinks comic book films are cool. The type of faggots who wear graphic tees and hoodies despite being a fully grown man. Pathetic.

1 Bitscoinmooning 2019-01-13

Women are not funny at all. In order to have a sense of humor they have to rely on laughs from being relatable. Also women don't age mentally from the time they become fuckable. Why do you think women's favorite movie is Harry Potter? Women are the niggers of gender

1 CrackAndMeat 2019-01-13

you are the epitome of masculinity

1 young_beard 2019-01-13

Making a noun a verb is incredibly douchey anytime you do it.

Let’s lunch sometime Beer me She friended me Let’s calendar that date

1 SomervilleDan 2019-01-13

Adulting is hard. Oh Em Gee...all the feels. I'm literally shaking right now

1 LarryKleist711 2019-01-13

"What's the deal with cutting onions?" - Jim Norton

1 SpiralStatic90 2019-01-13

Chicken tendies don't need onions.

1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-01-13