Reminder - Unathletic faggot.

1  2019-01-12 by McGowan9

77 comments

You got hanged after WW2 for creating these types of stereotypes.

What the fuck are you on about

This has been on the bulletin board of a beer garden in a nearby town since at least September: http://echoesandreflections.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/2.png

Good to see the legacy of Leon Degrelle lives on.

This is Switzerland, but you're right; the owner's wife is from Belgium. I thought it was a Stürmer cartoon.

No it is a Sturmer. You speak French so I thought you were a Frenchman. I've been to Southern Switzerland -- just north of the Italian border -- it's a beautiful place.

German/scottish Fräulein, but only ~3 years in Europe now; the french I got from a governess. You're right re. Switzerland. The countryside is lovely and time seems to have stood still where I am. Close enough to the western borders for outings; the contrast is astounding.

Nice poem Emily Dickinson.

Thanks, Redditardsdurr. Here's another one: #55-1901_F

I don't know what that means, but it's funny how Emily Dicksinson triggered you.

55-1901_F

Let's keep it to American references here. Tryin to keep it classy

Put on a dirndl and let's see that muschi.

Let's keep it to American references here. Tryin to keep it classy

I'd love to drink there.

they ain't handing out placating candies anymore. They're giving this

His movies are the most derivative feel-good movies ever. Crashing sucks too

And they're all too long by at least a half hour. He's utterly convinced that everything he shoots is gold. Funny People was the worst offender. Half decent dramedy about stand-up for 90 minutes. The final hour is a literal home movie about how adorable Judd's actual wife and kids are. I'll forever feel vindicated for being the only one at the time of release who said 40-Year-Old Virgin stunk. Any day now Judd is going to apologize for the back-and-forth "you're gay" scene.

The Apatow method, pack the laughs in the first 30 minutes and then slowly drag out the plot without any comedy for another hour, concluded with an everybody wins, feel good ending.

I don’t like him

Rats spread disease. They bite people. Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that’s some time ago. I propose to you any disease a rat could spread, a squirrel could equally carry. Would you agree? Yet, I assume you don’t share the same animosity with squirrels that you do with rats, do you? Yet, they’re both rodents, are they not? And except for the tail, they even rather look alike, don’t they? However interesting as the thought may be, it makes not one bit of difference to how you feel. If a rat were to walk in here, right now, as I’m talking would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk? I didn’t think so. You don’t like them. You don’t really know why you don’t like them. All you know is you find them repulsive.

You are sheltering enemies of the state are you not, Mr Apatow?

Point out where Leslie Mann is

I love the twist at the end where he is somehow supposed to be the bad guy.

He just wanted to clean the place up

He would be my role model if the Holocaust wasn't absolute fiction.

Holocaust denial... Edgy...

Right. Like you’ve got an entire planet for sale. Nice try, liar!

You really had to read the original final draft of that scene

I thought it was the fleas from rats that carried the plague

Take it up with Tarantino.

The study that suggests it may have been the fleas carried by rats that caused the plague is a recent one. The script is therefore accurate for the time and u/puppy_action_squad is a fag.

That’s why they own the teams and don’t play for them.

Nice throwing form, stupid

Hahaha how wacky.

It's nice to see that the Capital City Goofball is still getting work.

When Bobo throws out a better first pitch than you, you're a complete faggot.

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This is honestly one of the most pathetic photos I’ve ever looked at

Every pixel is shockingly awful.

Why is he looking at the upper deck instead of the catchers mit?

My best guess is that a) There's a big screen and he's watching himself or b) He doesn't know what he's doing.

c) all of the above

Look at his throwing arm, there is a complete lack of a bicep. This is the beat representation of the beta male.

The same can be said for below the elbow. Zero muscle or difference in girth between wrist and forearm. He probably has to ask his gardener to open jars for him.

Dude.

This is a picture of a retard throwing a ball.

Muppethead lookin' ass

two years ago, before I hated everything, I thought I’d have to set aside time for Crashing, just so I’m caught up. Since he opened up his big mouth, now I don’t have to.

The NY Mets seem to attract the most genetically superior of fans

All Jewish revenge is based in childhood unathleticism.

baby's first steps. keep walking

Lol, says the guy who worships a Jew, Sam Hyde.

I'm so far along this path bud that I accept the Jewish people.

keep strengthening those legs, tike

I guarantee you I know more than you do on this subject. It's always funny when redpill fags think they're better because they think they're the only ones that know Jews are a corrosive force of evil.

holds your hands as you bumble on your feet

Good boooy!

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More like Judd CRAPatow

My favorite first pitch of all time, even more than Bush's 9/11 pitch, is Jim Varney throwing it out in character as Ernest P. Worrell, and he just smokes it right down the middlle. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H-RSMQhJOY

just smokes it right down the middle

That was a soft throw

He looks like a frumpy biblical jewish character straight out of sword and sandal epic.

"Why on your knees before this Hebrew, Autolycus?"

Why did his eyes cross when he “threw” the ball?

He's defo in the top 10 figuratively gayest men on the planet right now

Most men learn to throw a baseball at 5 years old. What was this fag doing while everyone else was playing tee ball?

Rewriting fairytales in order to subvert traditional values? Undercutting his classmate's lemonade stand? I don't know.

Nice fastball, queer

Filthy Jew

The real action was in the locker room where the Mets bullpen ran train on Leslie Mann

He looks like Mel Gibson on estrogen

I still like his body of work, but holy shit it looks like his body don't work.

No way he had a dad. And even kids who throw a ball to themselves in the air and catch it can throw better than this. (I'm not speaking from experience or anything shut up)

Which muppet movie is this

He was right about them, you know.

Worse than ba ba booey.

I feel like if you show up for a NY first pitch and you're wearing cargo shorts, you're out by definition?

c) all of the above

Thanks, Redditardsdurr. Here's another one: #55-1901_F

holds your hands as you bumble on your feet

Good boooy!