Now Joe can go ahead and say he’s not a faggot
his email inbox contradicts
It’s only right that you should play Big Apple Ranch gigs
Denying your own gayness will keep you back from enjoying cocks
in your ass and in your mouth
In the back room while you’re dressed in assless chaps
You want his cock.. inside your ass.. inside your mouth
Cowboy love is all that you’ve been craving
Laying men is what you’ve been desiring
Those women you have fooled should now get told
That they shared their bed with a homo!!
25 comments
1 SuperToes845 2019-01-11
My shitty writing:
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-01-11
Going after Joe with parody songs is a great idea.
1 SuperToes845 2019-01-11
The only downside is he'll be flattered no matter how crass people would be with their lyrics.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-01-11
He'll say on social media he's flattered, but inside he'll be seething with homo dago rage.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2019-01-11
Anyone remember the Eleanor Rigby parody?
All the Long Island people, why are they all such bums?
All the Long Island People, why are they all such scum?
Father Joe Sr.'s youngest son grew up to become a pissy-eyed queer
Just as he feared
1 OutlawMemer 2019-01-11
I'm on board.
1 iHateAllYouFucks 2019-01-11
Post your asshole
1 Newb0rn_Fleshlight 2019-01-11
Hoist your tongue you vial pig don’t speak such vulgarities about my dame.
1 iHateAllYouFucks 2019-01-11
1 revolvingmonk 2019-01-11
Brought a tear to my eye. Voice of an angel.
1 SuperToes845 2019-01-11
Thanks! I know my voice wasn't strong in several places but fuck it, I wasn't up to doing another take. :)
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-11
It was very weak throughout, actually. Please do some choral training before doing another one of these and also post your cunt and asshole.
1 B0NEck 2019-01-11
/u/BeigeFrequency I'd like to see this used for a credit roll.
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-01-11
I'd give it a shot
1 SuperToes845 2019-01-11
You have my full permission lol
1 SomervilleDan 2019-01-11
HA HA HOLEE SHIT
1 Newb0rn_Fleshlight 2019-01-11
I would love having this playing in the background as I’m violently raping the Dad in a home invasion.
1 Trenchunit 2019-01-11
What does your cunt look like?
1 TangerineReam 2019-01-11
You know; this really isn't as funny as it is just MEAN...but it is soothing.
This broad u/SuperToes845 should flood Joe's twitter feed with this.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-01-11
This place is ridiculous
1 Peckas1 2019-01-11
Good job. Sadly, /u/WiggerRich has gone Hollywood, and won't lower himself to rap about unknown welfare cases like Joe Cumia.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2019-01-11
Creepy and gay. Perfect for Joe Cumia.
1 636837000 2019-01-11
Do you even produce, bro?
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1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-01-11
I'm gonna call you Steven Knicks.
Now let's see that cunt, fella.