Has he mentioned the beard decision? Did his wife tell him to grow it so he wouldn't look like such an enormous faggot? Is he taking his Opie-ness that he has on air(unfunny,unentertaining,unfunny) to off air by copying the gnarly beard look? He and Jim Norton are just the absolute worst
You, sir, must not be familiar with the alien head Sam Roberts documentary: The Least Professional Broadcaster whereupon his grotesque elongated philtrum is pointed out and ridiculed. Immediately following the release of said documentary he started growing that hideous, mold infested mess of a cover up to hide just one of the many embarrassing deformities that is ol’ piss balloon dick sammyboi.
You, sir, must not be familiar with the alien head Sam Roberts documentary: The Least Professional Broadcaster whereupon his grotesque elongated philtrum is pointed out and ridiculed. Immediately following the release of said documentary he started growing that hideous, mold infested mess of a cover up to hide just one of the many embarrassing deformities that is ol’ piss balloon dick sammyboi.
18 comments
1 David_Quiddich 2019-01-11
If Dr. Seuss wrote a book about a gay bum.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-01-11
Look at his hilarious soundboard.
1 deumae 2019-01-11
He's starting to look like something to unclog toilets with.
1 MrSztywny 2019-01-11
Sam roberts was born at the age of 43
1 Newb0rn_Fleshlight 2019-01-11
Benjamin button lookin ass nigga
1 wllmweller 2019-01-11
Has he mentioned the beard decision? Did his wife tell him to grow it so he wouldn't look like such an enormous faggot? Is he taking his Opie-ness that he has on air(unfunny,unentertaining,unfunny) to off air by copying the gnarly beard look? He and Jim Norton are just the absolute worst
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2019-01-11
You, sir, must not be familiar with the alien head Sam Roberts documentary: The Least Professional Broadcaster whereupon his grotesque elongated philtrum is pointed out and ridiculed. Immediately following the release of said documentary he started growing that hideous, mold infested mess of a cover up to hide just one of the many embarrassing deformities that is ol’ piss balloon dick sammyboi.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-01-11
Sideshow Bob and Mick Foley's love child
1 Fuxgreat 2019-01-11
Hobo Sam
1 Phkna1 2019-01-11
Least talented man alive
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-11
SHAVE
YOUR
HEAD
1 dmix 2019-01-11
With a lawnmower/shotgun/the pavement off a 40-floor building/<insert edgy suicide joke>
1 Ass_Pro_Shops 2019-01-11
Unlistenable and unwatchable
1 floppy666 2019-01-11
I guarantee that coffee cup is full of Mountain Dew or some other sugary child’s drink. Coffee is definitely too yucky for him.
1 dmix 2019-01-11
Or a Starbucks with 100g of corn-syrup, topped with whip cream.
1 kencat100 2019-01-11
Resembles my index finger after jamming up my ass to pull out a constipated turd from overusing opioids.
1 dmix 2019-01-11
your life is just series of bad decisions
1 JoeCumiasFUPA 2019-01-11
If he had any dignity, he would kill himself. He is so ugly that it actually angers me
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2019-01-11
You, sir, must not be familiar with the alien head Sam Roberts documentary: The Least Professional Broadcaster whereupon his grotesque elongated philtrum is pointed out and ridiculed. Immediately following the release of said documentary he started growing that hideous, mold infested mess of a cover up to hide just one of the many embarrassing deformities that is ol’ piss balloon dick sammyboi.
1 dmix 2019-01-11
With a lawnmower/shotgun/the pavement off a 40-floor building/<insert edgy suicide joke>