photoshop is no longer a requirement

1  2019-01-11 by dmix

18 comments

If Dr. Seuss wrote a book about a gay bum.

Look at his hilarious soundboard.

He's starting to look like something to unclog toilets with.

Sam roberts was born at the age of 43

Benjamin button lookin ass nigga

Has he mentioned the beard decision? Did his wife tell him to grow it so he wouldn't look like such an enormous faggot? Is he taking his Opie-ness that he has on air(unfunny,unentertaining,unfunny) to off air by copying the gnarly beard look? He and Jim Norton are just the absolute worst

You, sir, must not be familiar with the alien head Sam Roberts documentary: The Least Professional Broadcaster whereupon his grotesque elongated philtrum is pointed out and ridiculed. Immediately following the release of said documentary he started growing that hideous, mold infested mess of a cover up to hide just one of the many embarrassing deformities that is ol’ piss balloon dick sammyboi.

Sideshow Bob and Mick Foley's love child

Hobo Sam

Least talented man alive

SHAVE

YOUR

HEAD

With a lawnmower/shotgun/the pavement off a 40-floor building/<insert edgy suicide joke>

Unlistenable and unwatchable

I guarantee that coffee cup is full of Mountain Dew or some other sugary child’s drink. Coffee is definitely too yucky for him.

Or a Starbucks with 100g of corn-syrup, topped with whip cream.

Resembles my index finger after jamming up my ass to pull out a constipated turd from overusing opioids.

your life is just series of bad decisions

If he had any dignity, he would kill himself. He is so ugly that it actually angers me

You, sir, must not be familiar with the alien head Sam Roberts documentary: The Least Professional Broadcaster whereupon his grotesque elongated philtrum is pointed out and ridiculed. Immediately following the release of said documentary he started growing that hideous, mold infested mess of a cover up to hide just one of the many embarrassing deformities that is ol’ piss balloon dick sammyboi.

With a lawnmower/shotgun/the pavement off a 40-floor building/<insert edgy suicide joke>