I’m pretty sure this is post-nose-got-fucked-up. Even after it got fucked up, it’s gone through transformations and shit. I’m convinced it just looks difference every day, because why wouldn’t it? It’s just flesh loosely hanging off his face now.
I’m pretty sure this is post-nose-got-fucked-up. Even after it got fucked up, it’s gone through transformations and shit. I’m convinced it just looks difference every day, because why wouldn’t it? It’s just flesh loosely hanging off his face now.
So how is Artie's rehab charity gig coming along? You know, the one where he was going to do a few nights at some concert hall to raise the cash to put some poor unfortunate soul through rehab. Are tickets available yet?
I forgot about that, one of the most pathetically hollow and desperate things he's ever done. Two days before a court date he suddenly wants to start a rehab program, he just needs to travel back to 2006 when he could draw more than 13 well-wishers. Ignore his pinned pupils.
He even made up a wacky name for it..."stop the party with Artie" or something similarly stupid. I guess it was all just "please don't sentence me to jail" talk.
23 comments
1 Soriano33alfonso 2019-01-11
He should be delivering pizzas for some whop pizzeria in New Jersey. What a disgrace.
1 Mr4z1 2019-01-11
Wop* It's short for "without papers".
1 MrSztywny 2019-01-11
He wouldnt look out of ordinary if his skin was black tbh
1 tranthasourus 2019-01-11
His nose looks comparably great in this photo
1 Psych555 2019-01-11
It was fun to make fun of arties nose when it looked like this. Now it's just sad.
1 Skyfryer 2019-01-11
His nose was in the john Belushi stage here.
1 all_copacetic 2019-01-11
Nice life, stupid.
1 SuperToes845 2019-01-11
Four noses ago.
1 cottagecheese0 2019-01-11
Thats good
1 TheElDan 2019-01-11
Is this an old picture or is he leaning forward so his nose will naturally come to a point?
1 MSteve1232000 2019-01-11
I’m pretty sure this is post-nose-got-fucked-up. Even after it got fucked up, it’s gone through transformations and shit. I’m convinced it just looks difference every day, because why wouldn’t it? It’s just flesh loosely hanging off his face now.
1 MSteve1232000 2019-01-11
I’m pretty sure this is post-nose-got-fucked-up. Even after it got fucked up, it’s gone through transformations and shit. I’m convinced it just looks difference every day, because why wouldn’t it? It’s just flesh loosely hanging off his face now.
1 TheRiff69 2019-01-11
His nose had one nostril in the grave at this point. It's a couple months away from collapsing into itself.
1 frontbottombm 2019-01-11
Soon it will become a black hole. So dense, not even light can escape.
1 RBuddCumia 2019-01-11
Nice lack of tobacco on the tip of your cig, stupid.
1 MSteve1232000 2019-01-11
He really finds crafty ways to be a failure.
1 bmfanboy 2019-01-11
So great when he revealed he had a bag of piss stashed in his jacket during that conversation.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2019-01-11
I hate how he has to have a cig in his mouth in every picture
1 MSteve1232000 2019-01-11
He may very well just die of a stroke because he refuses to stop smoking. He apparently had “stroke level hypertension” already.
1 Skyfryer 2019-01-11
His nose was in the john Belushi stage here.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-01-11
So how is Artie's rehab charity gig coming along? You know, the one where he was going to do a few nights at some concert hall to raise the cash to put some poor unfortunate soul through rehab. Are tickets available yet?
1 RealTonySchiavone 2019-01-11
I forgot about that, one of the most pathetically hollow and desperate things he's ever done. Two days before a court date he suddenly wants to start a rehab program, he just needs to travel back to 2006 when he could draw more than 13 well-wishers. Ignore his pinned pupils.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-01-11
He even made up a wacky name for it..."stop the party with Artie" or something similarly stupid. I guess it was all just "please don't sentence me to jail" talk.