“You really think I’d buy piss to beat a drug test, Howard?! Me?!?”

1  2019-01-11 by MSteve1232000

23 comments

He should be delivering pizzas for some whop pizzeria in New Jersey. What a disgrace.

Wop* It's short for "without papers".

He wouldnt look out of ordinary if his skin was black tbh

His nose looks comparably great in this photo

It was fun to make fun of arties nose when it looked like this. Now it's just sad.

His nose was in the john Belushi stage here.

Nice life, stupid.

Four noses ago.

Thats good

Is this an old picture or is he leaning forward so his nose will naturally come to a point?

I’m pretty sure this is post-nose-got-fucked-up. Even after it got fucked up, it’s gone through transformations and shit. I’m convinced it just looks difference every day, because why wouldn’t it? It’s just flesh loosely hanging off his face now.

I’m pretty sure this is post-nose-got-fucked-up. Even after it got fucked up, it’s gone through transformations and shit. I’m convinced it just looks difference every day, because why wouldn’t it? It’s just flesh loosely hanging off his face now.

His nose had one nostril in the grave at this point. It's a couple months away from collapsing into itself.

Soon it will become a black hole. So dense, not even light can escape.

Nice lack of tobacco on the tip of your cig, stupid.

He really finds crafty ways to be a failure.

So great when he revealed he had a bag of piss stashed in his jacket during that conversation.

I hate how he has to have a cig in his mouth in every picture

He may very well just die of a stroke because he refuses to stop smoking. He apparently had “stroke level hypertension” already.

His nose was in the john Belushi stage here.

So how is Artie's rehab charity gig coming along? You know, the one where he was going to do a few nights at some concert hall to raise the cash to put some poor unfortunate soul through rehab. Are tickets available yet?

I forgot about that, one of the most pathetically hollow and desperate things he's ever done. Two days before a court date he suddenly wants to start a rehab program, he just needs to travel back to 2006 when he could draw more than 13 well-wishers. Ignore his pinned pupils.

He even made up a wacky name for it..."stop the party with Artie" or something similarly stupid. I guess it was all just "please don't sentence me to jail" talk.