r/opieandanthony: Hahaha women LOVE wine!

It's from a Friday Night Lights parody on her show that Metzger wrote for. I don't remember the coach's wife drinking wine a lot on FNL but that and "football players rape" were the jokes that they definitely didn't beat you over the head with

1 FrankkWasBetter 2019-01-11

Whose a well put together women that has her shit together, not this gal.

1 FrankkWasBetter 2019-01-11

Whose a well put together woman that has her shit together, not this gal.

1 NiceShirtStupid 2019-01-11

This is satirical, the extra large steak that's waiting for her at home isn't.

1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-01-11

Hey Earl, we got any XL steaks back there?

1 i_saw_nothing 2019-01-11

Fresh out, boss.

1 individual02 2019-01-11

Such basic bitches

1 JimNortonsSobriety 2019-01-11

A hack's hack

1 FriendzonedJimNorton 2019-01-11

tags fat girlfriends this can be me when i say just 1 glass of wine 😂😂😂😂

2 KYGGyokusai 2019-01-11

@FriendzonedJimNorton lol!!!!! So true! Did you see the episode of Jimmy Fallon last night, so funny 😂 I was watching it while putting lil tyrone to sleep. Sorry Tyrone, it's mommy's me time now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-01-11

I'm sure you never have to worry about fighting over the remote with Tyrones father away for 15-20.

1 just_a_mean_person 2019-01-11

Wine and Chocolate am I right ladies!?

1 crookedmile 2019-01-11

Shoe shopping is chocolate for the feet! ROFL

1 ProfessorChipperson 2019-01-11

The Fallon episode? Oh yeah man I heard about that, I didn’t have time to watch it though, but I heard it was fucking great. BTW how old is Tyrone? Asking for a friend.

1 Turkuleys 2019-01-11

Age

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-11

Hi, Karen! So funny xD. I was drinking wine yesterday and I sneezed and had a miscarriage 🤣🤣😘😂😂 AWKS!!

1 uptownshakedown 2019-01-11

“OMGBECKASTOP”

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1 Skip4play 2019-01-11

Reading all these cliche women one liners has made me irritated.

1 Air_Rangoon 2019-01-11

Sounds like you need some therapy, girl.

1 DianaKurlan55 2019-01-11

I hate this fucking world.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-01-11

Wine glasses do seem to have gotten bigger over the years. I hardly drink wine but because they use the glasses for shrimp cocktails those have also gotten much bigger, which is a good thing.

Love shrimp cocktails.

1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-01-11

Amy prefers Pigs in a Blanket

1 suirogerg 2019-01-11

So THAT’S what you call Amy and Hannah in a bed together?

1 FrankkWasBetter 2019-01-11

I get it, she's trying to make her arms look normal sized.

1 LimousineLibtard 2019-01-11

Hiding those gravy-filled jelly rolls.

1 RetainerHomie 2019-01-11

What a HOOT of a woman! She must be so quirky! Hahaha! Isn't that relatable? Doesn't everybody LOVE wine? Ahahaha!

1 DianaKurlan55 2019-01-11

Amy Schumer's Wine Glass Is Epic And We're Here For It

1 hoohootellemkeith 2019-01-11

I’m marking you down as a “yes” for Bird Boxed Wine night then? Blindfolds get it?

1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-01-11

No. Explain please.

1 BillyAniki 2019-01-11

Mommy sippy cup

1 AngryHugo 2019-01-11

What's wine doing in her gravy glass?

1 rahtin 2019-01-11

You doctors have been telling us for years to drink 8 glasses of gravy a day

1 TheElDan 2019-01-11

Nice try, that’s clearly her duck fat glass.

1 LimousineLibtard 2019-01-11

Amy Schumer’s blood type is pudding.

1 DougmanWGodspeed 2019-01-11

Can’t decide if I want to drink today...or drink today AND tomorrow ;)

1 moleguy9k 2019-01-11

Hopefully every day while she's still pregnant

1 rhooster 2019-01-11

I hate wine. It turns fine young females into slobbos.

1 McGowan9 2019-01-11

Please trip and shatter the glass on your throat, pig.

1 MrSztywny 2019-01-11

You spelled pigs wrong

1 TheTrueIron 2019-01-11

She sucks so bad. How many “jokes” can you take about how ouch of a whore she is and how her pussy is nasty? Medium talent

1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2019-01-11

try the wiiine

1 Bitscoinmooning 2019-01-11

I love Netflix, whisky, pizza, wine

Probably swiped right for your dog!!

🇵🇸🇮🇶🇰🇵🇷🇺

1 SalesCunt129 2019-01-11

3/5 of the cunts on Bumble.

1 Jaded_Dragon_2018 2019-01-11

I’m a sapiosexual world traveler foodie

My kids mean the world to me. Obv not enough to stay with their father, but I’m a cunt 💁‍♀️

1 Bitscoinmooning 2019-01-11

Ignore the half black gremlin I have nuzzled to me like a polyp on a reef, I'm a catch!

1 LimousineLibtard 2019-01-11

sapiosexual world traveler foodie

Sounds like we are a perfect match? I’m a non-binary demigorgon!

1 choccole 2019-01-11

Well that's clearly too large for a wine gla....ooooooooh that's sharp.

1 Dennyislife 2019-01-11

My girlfriend has a photo of her drinking out of a big glass like this on facebook.

I'm having to let some things slide to avoid being a Norton or Cumia.

1 636837000 2019-01-11

Norton if you do, Cumia if you don't.

1 Nah_Ming 2019-01-11

Please post pictures of her cunt. Ty <3

1 Dennyislife 2019-01-11

thats what breaking the seal reddit is for Silly.

1 HoldMyHandMan 2019-01-11

Who needs flowers. Feed me pizza and wine hahahahahahahaha.

1 ReggieTheReckless85 2019-01-11

All the "cute" one-liners women have make me feel like Ted Bundy had the right idea.

1 636837000 2019-01-11

She'll have a hard time tomorrow brushing her teeth with the garage door opener.

1 all_copacetic 2019-01-11

It's funny because normal wine glasses aren't nearly that big!

1 Artie-Larger 2019-01-11

And that’s so not proper. She’s crazy, lol!

1 i_saw_nothing 2019-01-11

Is it wine:thirty yet?

LOl!

1 beleca 2019-01-11

I wonder what her VAGINA would have to say about this

1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-01-11

I smell like old tuna.

1 OutlawMemer 2019-01-11

...STIIIINKS.

1 etmhpe 2019-01-11

its funny because its bigger than a regular wine glass

1 hard_to_explain 2019-01-11

That's peanut oil

1 Axelfolly 2019-01-11

Literally everyone i know is funnier than this twat. And yet she's a fucking millionaire

1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-01-11

Ladies! We love wine. Same? SAME?

1 SalesCunt129 2019-01-11

Hopefully she drinks a lot of wine now.

1 NGJimmy 2019-01-11

Oh for the love of Pete!

1 AnthonyDLC 2019-01-11

Its so true LOL

1 the_barroom_hero 2019-01-11

I have it on good authority that that's actually melted butter and she drank the whole thing after the shoot.

1 garethgoodtimes 2019-01-11

I went to school with a girl who drank melted butter from a flask every day; she’s probably dead now.

1 the_barroom_hero 2019-01-11

Or she's an unfunny "comedian" who makes shitty moves and just shat out her first piglet... Was her name Amy?

1 Psych555 2019-01-11

Stolen Material, still a hack.

1 BrothamanB5010 2019-01-11

Wooow, that glass is really big! Is she going to drink all of that? She's going to be pretty waaasted.

1 Guatzelot 2019-01-11

I'd also have to drink that much to endure Amy's precence.

1 throwawaymanthrows 2019-01-11

*whine

1 bmfanboy 2019-01-11

HAHA listen ladies women drank all through history while pregnant, there’s no way my baby will come out a water head!

1 LimousineLibtard 2019-01-11

“HAHAHAHA MY VAGINA IS STINKY!”

[standing ovation]

1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-01-11

gosh she's gonna be such a bad mom! Hahaha! #MommyNeedsVodka

1 OutlawMemer 2019-01-11

And an OB TAMPON WOOTWOOT

1 OutlawMemer 2019-01-11

Thank you, I love you.

The near-universal hatred for her now gives me joy.

1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-01-11

Amy prefers Pigs in a Blanket

1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-01-11

No. Explain please.

1 Dennyislife 2019-01-11

thats what breaking the seal reddit is for Silly.

Hahaha women LOVE wine!

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