"I just wanted to be one of the guys. The idea of sitting around drinking a beer with them after riding a bull was something I needed and had to have." Doesn't sound gay and desperate for approval at all, Anthony.

1  2019-01-11 by McGowan9

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And of course, after all we've since learned about Nana's proclivities and need for feeding, we all know what "riding a bull" means.

Hey mang, you wanna go into thoze booshes over der?

I think there's been a rape over there!

Great times at the Big Apple Ranch.

Chapter 20 is literally titled "In The Closet". A quote from the chapter: "Okay, I was going to fucking faint. I'm such a faggot," I confessed.

Subconscious confession.

He described what mechanical bull-riding is. I guess he needed a lot of filler text to flesh out his skimpy novel!

What else did he describe unnecessarily for us? How to install closets?

How to install closets?

How to barely stay inside them.

I thought this was written by a biological female

It kind of was, according to Joe sr.

It's really a sign of the times when you have to make the distinction of someone being "biologically" female.

The bull he is talking about is a large gay man.

"I just wanted to be one of the guys."

You're still not, fruit.

Even at my lowest, most insecure teenage moment, that thought "I just want to be one of the guys" never occurred to me.

I really don't think he contributed to the book hardly at all.

I think the writers just listened to old bits and wrote them almost word for word. He maybe fleshed out a detail here or there.

I didn't read the whole thing, but every thing I read, I had heard before.

It's fucking sad really.

Before he was thrown off Twitter for the last time he put out a photo of him and one of the ghost writers sitting in his movie room, "writing" (Nana dictating with obligatory beer in hand) the "book." The ghost writers (he needed 2 of them for some reason, they're probably school friends of Keith and he got them in on the grift) must have thought, 'this alcoholic idiot is paying us to type up a few shitty anecdotes? Beautiful."