When she turns 18

1  2019-01-11 by YouAintGotToLieCraig

26 comments

*he

Xe

He looks like silly putty.

Silly putty stuck to gravel

You know that scene in Temple of Doom where the one nazi henchman's face burns off

Anthony's face looks like it's doing that but in slow motion for the past 5 years

Silly faggy

Who’s the lighting guy over there

I think making fun of peoples physical looks is faggy, but he reminds me of an animatronic t-rex from jurassic park

Nah ugly and fat people should be shamed

17**

What made this man think that video was a suitable medium for him?

He has been called sexy

Lady Di can say some crazy shit though

MFW the egg gets uncomfortable

Some people just have a face for radio. Idk why he doesn't get it.

Hideous.

what the hell happened to the rubber mask dude? he just disappeared

Turned out he was a redbar fan who was going to charge OnA sub members more for masks. Won’t see him no more.

really... glad he's banned if that's the case

He went crazy ran off with the mask money and killed himself

His face looks like a cheesy crust

such an ugly molten mess.

I still can't believe that this is the face behind all the "sexcapade" stories from O&A. This monster has never been in a position to be selective with women. He can only get what's served to him on a cold, germ-infested dish. And there's no better example than his ex-wife who looks like an uglier version of Stephen King. "I only married early because I wanted to show the boys in the bar that I'm a man." Na, that's not it. She was probably the only long-term relationship you've ever had so you snapped up that Long Island trash before your brother goes in for seconds. Nobody takes part in a lifelong commitment of this magnitude to impress bar regulars.

As Ian Halperin asked, "when was the last time anyone ever called you sexy?" Nana tried to brush off that question before Brothaman repeated it so that we could all hear his answer. He wanted to say that he has been called sexy but he couldn't even follow through with that statement. His own body instinctively disabled his vocal cords from making such an egregious lie.

Or when you're Louie CK and she tries to wrestle you away from the door.

That green screen. God, everything about this is so BAD. The Cumias really can't do anything on their own.

Tony Two-Shirts has congestive heart failure.

Silly putty stuck to gravel

You know that scene in Temple of Doom where the one nazi henchman's face burns off

Anthony's face looks like it's doing that but in slow motion for the past 5 years

Silly faggy

Lady Di can say some crazy shit though