Had one stable job his whole life until some degenerate fucked it up, apartment in NYC the capital of the world, a beach house in the Hamptons and a trophy wife that has him as a trophy husband. Good job opie
I'd like to think that he didn't catch this fish on rod and reel.
I think he merely stepped into the surf, extended his hands, and the fish leapt to him, knowing instinctively that giving it's life to provide fuel for the brothaman's many conquests would be a noble legacy indeed.
Opie could have a perfect life if he just took his money and walked away from show business. Unfortunately he has a teenage girl’s need for attention, and this he’s miserable.
That's my Uncle Marty. He was an Army Ranger who took brain-damage falling out of a helicopter in the 80's. He lived on a beach in West Florida eating dead fish that washed up on the beach at low tide. He served his country, was a pillar of his community, and always respected Mother Earth. Unlike pair of pedophilic dagos I could mention.
The fact that he's an offending pedo makes that plan impossible. Ant cannot stay alone with his own thoughts for more than 5 minutes, if that happens he'll just want to shot himself in the face (something he can't do anymore, since he's barred from owning guns). That's why he needs to fill his head with old movies, alcohol, xanax and opioids.
Opie saw the gates of obscurity and taunted it by fishing in its pond. Then just as the gates thought he was going to enter, Opie turned around with a big catch on his shoulder, big cock throbbing through his pants and went "not today".
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2 PeeSoup3030 2019-01-10
Had one stable job his whole life until some degenerate fucked it up, apartment in NYC the capital of the world, a beach house in the Hamptons and a trophy wife that has him as a trophy husband. Good job opie
1 strappedjammypac 2019-01-10
The destroyer is one damn fine trophy to boot!!!
1 T-Earl-Grey-Hot 2019-01-10
Not to mention two beautiful kids.
1 dreadnaught2010 2019-01-10
That are totally a result of his DNA
1 nikolam 2019-01-10
With a sensible bust for a man his age and weight.
1 SquatToilet 2019-01-10
Only one of them is Bams
1 PresidentJonStewart 2019-01-10
You like black cock.
1 fish_flower 2019-01-10
And two luscious tits
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-01-10
When he was s kid he drank powdered malk in the Hampton’s.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-01-10
Melk
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-01-10
Melk/Malk , when you have to carry your lunch in a cement bag it’s fawkin brewtal
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-01-10
Having to eat Pepperidge Farm bread.
Hard knock life, livin in them streets.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-01-10
That was the summer he got sunburnt at grandmas beach house. I’m sure the brotherman still has ptsd
1 ThrowThrow117 2019-01-10
Did he warsh it down with melk.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-01-10
Nice aspect, stupid.
1 GregorioThomassoni 2019-01-10
Brothaman going back to his roots. Getting some of that sea air, and providing food for his grateful family.
1 ericthemidget_ 2019-01-10
Looking like a young Tom Hanks I’m cast away
1 jimy3000 2019-01-10
Ironically..video(camera) killed the radio(s) star(s) ..
P.s. can someone.replace the fish with Weazys cock..
1 RacksDiciprine 2019-01-10
You still have time to delete this before more people see it
1 jimy3000 2019-01-10
I edited it..
1 -El-Zilcho- 2019-01-10
Radios stars?
1 Vital-Vice 2019-01-10
SSSSCCCCCUMBAG
1 safka13 2019-01-10
Hey Joe is it true that you suck dick?
1 JimandFred 2019-01-10
give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. thank you Fred Hughes.
1 DoubleGunzChippa 2019-01-10
I'd like to think that he didn't catch this fish on rod and reel.
I think he merely stepped into the surf, extended his hands, and the fish leapt to him, knowing instinctively that giving it's life to provide fuel for the brothaman's many conquests would be a noble legacy indeed.
1 semihat 2019-01-10
I love this man.
1 3stepsbackward 2019-01-10
Anthony would have brought the fish back to his hot tub and tried to fuck it.
1 peeperpooperlollypop 2019-01-10
He only fucks minnows
1 MaskedUploader 2019-01-10
Lets them swim up his shithole
1 GregorioThomassoni 2019-01-10
Mmm. Fresh out of the shoal.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-01-10
Back in 99 he was gonna “just do something else.” It’s prolly good he waited till now when he made millions
1 RBuddCumia 2019-01-10
The Brothaman and the Sea.
1 dreadnaught2010 2019-01-10
We are Brothamen
1 Shoryue 2019-01-10
All your base are belong to us
1 Mosebeets69 2019-01-10
Opie could have a perfect life if he just took his money and walked away from show business. Unfortunately he has a teenage girl’s need for attention, and this he’s miserable.
1 andysixxjpg 2019-01-10
hate to say it but I have to give credit where credit is due, ant's nautical adventures are much more intense then Opie relaxing at a simple uncomplicated hobby
1 Mellowcane 2019-01-10
That's my Uncle Marty. He was an Army Ranger who took brain-damage falling out of a helicopter in the 80's. He lived on a beach in West Florida eating dead fish that washed up on the beach at low tide. He served his country, was a pillar of his community, and always respected Mother Earth. Unlike pair of pedophilic dagos I could mention.
1 ichise8 2019-01-10
This guy is a pedophile
1 EdguhMellencamp 2019-01-10
That’s the other one actually.
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-01-10
Imagine if ant just took a year off to observe nature then just made a audio only podcast.
He'd still be a pedo piece of garbage but it'd have been a nicer start.
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-01-10
THERE'S A TREE IN MY HEART
NO SERIOUSLY IT HURTS THAT MUCH
1 PierligBouloven 2019-01-10
The fact that he's an offending pedo makes that plan impossible. Ant cannot stay alone with his own thoughts for more than 5 minutes, if that happens he'll just want to shot himself in the face (something he can't do anymore, since he's barred from owning guns). That's why he needs to fill his head with old movies, alcohol, xanax and opioids.
1 Peckas1 2019-01-10
"you got lost somewhere along the way"
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"Lost.........?"
1 Skip4play 2019-01-10
As much as I dislike this guy, he has done a great job of keeping his personal shit offline.
1 Peckas1 2019-01-10
Brothaman would never get shit-faced online, and fake-heterosexuality with his underage girlfriend and cousin in front of a slime-colored screen.
1 gcastrato 2019-01-10
Gotta admit his beach house is pretty dope. It was a sensible purchase, not too flashy. I'm more of a lake man, myself.
1 Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2019-01-10
No he didn't, this guy's fawking blows
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-01-10
Aquaman?
1 BigBoyWithTheButter 2019-01-10
The fucking fish made better life choices than Anthony Cumia and it's dead
1 LaphogWizard 2019-01-10
Who the fuck poses with a 15-inch striper?
1 opestersmammarydrip 2019-01-10
And with this fish Opie fed 5000 jews, according to the Gospels of Gregg.
1 ObviousBob 2019-01-10
Opie saw the gates of obscurity and taunted it by fishing in its pond. Then just as the gates thought he was going to enter, Opie turned around with a big catch on his shoulder, big cock throbbing through his pants and went "not today".
1 Guatzelot 2019-01-10
Remembet that time we used to make fun of him for walking alone in beach for hours. Neither do I.
1 jimy3000 2019-01-10
I edited it..