During my twenties I worked in the porn business and my roommates were both strippers. There's definitely strippers who are prostitutes on the side, but they never talk about it. For instance, I'm about 80% sure that one of my roomies was doing "privates" but she never admitted it, not even once. It was just one of those things that strippers do, but they don't talk about.

Literally every time that three or four strippers got together at my place, the conversation would turn to "who's doing privates?" Naturally, every single girl would swear up and down that she wasn't fucking customers outside the club, while she simultaneously gossiped about the girls that she thought WERE prostitutes.

You could put a gun to my head and I honestly don't know if my roomies were prostitutes. I'd say there's about an 80% chance.

The easiest way to tell if a stripper is also a prostitute is if she tours. Stormy Daniels doesn't travel the country because she loves being away from home, she tours because you have to travel to make big money as a whore. The difference between a $300 prostitute and a $2000 prostitute is that the first one works in an Asian Massage Parlor (AMP) while the second works out of a hotel or an apartment, and travels the country to meet new clients. It's a bit like being in a rock band; you make more money touring the country than working the same club over and over.

Which brings us to comediennes.

For instance, Kelsey Cook keeps posting half-nude selfies on Instagram. Do people go see her do comedy because she has nice boobs? It is she advertising her body for another reason?

For me, the biggest tip off is her apartment. Prostitutes don't fuck at their own homes. Low rent hookers work at massage parlors, expensive ones work out of a home. The home is often shared. Now look at those Instagram pics, and note how her "apartment" is completely lame and generic. $20 Ikea table, knick knacks from Target, it's a dump. Sure, it's POSSIBLE she lives in a dump, but I think this is just the place she goes when she's "working."

If my stripper roomies were having a slow day they'd text their customers to have them come by the club. Posting selfies on IG is just the social media equivalent of saying "I'm at work, I'm bored, come visit me, bring money."

This might also explain Louie's behavior. As mentioned above, I lived with strippers for YEARS and I'm still not 100% sure who was a prostitute. Louie might have been whipping his dick out to find out. I guarantee you, if a comedienne is doing "privates" on the side, there's NO WAY she's going to admit it. Whipping his dick out may have just been a way to get to the point. Strippers also were OBSESSED with trading favors for something else. I think this was a way for them to rationalize that they weren't whores. For instance, one of my roomies was always having her customers pay her car payment or pay her phone bill. Louie may have tried similar stunts