This sub saved my life.

1  2019-01-10 by Skatepunkrevival

Anyone else sick of seeing these faggot threads all over regular reddit.

Really, Super Mario saved your life? Yuck.

29 comments

1  littlepeteferguson 2019-01-10

If anything on Reddit was able to save your life, then it doesn't sound like there was anything worth saving.

1  JMueller2012 2019-01-10

CPR saved my life

1  Themenwithnoname 2019-01-10

Oxygen is nice

1  MaximGainesII 2019-01-10

Compound media saved my life.

1  lifeobenreilly 2019-01-10

As well as your card information for the rest of Ant's life.

So he'll be enjoying that for the next seven months.

1  blue_magoo_62 2019-01-10

I only get info from this sub, 4chan and one other. Rest of it is dogshit

1  deumae 2019-01-10

Don't know if you're joking, but this sub really is the only place I visit. I have to look up lots of names and faces though, and that usually exposes me to the most important international events. The shopkeepers in town give me an earful of local news, like the burgomaster seen slumped drunk over his wheelbarrow early this morning.

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-10

I get all my news from here and some guy I used to work with named Steve’s YouTube channel.

1  blue_magoo_62 2019-01-10

Not joking no. I gave up on news ages ago.

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1  deep_legal_shit 2019-01-10

I don't read regular reddit.

1  notadegenerate2 2019-01-10

It really makes me sick trying to venture anywhere past this place. If I was Hitler I'd holocaust all red dot users.

1  brmlb 2019-01-10

really? a hitler reference just because it’s deep legal shit? get your tongue out of his ass.

1  cottagecheese0 2019-01-10

Wow, thats perceptive. Hows it feel to be a fag, /u/notadegenerate2

1  notadegenerate2 2019-01-10

Ask your dads.

1  cottagecheese0 2019-01-10

I never knew my father and my mother died two years ago. Don't you feel silly

1  notadegenerate2 2019-01-10

Cause I fucked her to death.

1  notadegenerate2 2019-01-10

I was sleepy.

1  Lucid_Existence 2019-01-10

Why holocaust the red dots? Too many gods or sumthin? Tsssssss.

Please kill me.

1  FriendzonedJimNorton 2019-01-10

Hey guys I just want you to know that after the death of my wife, this subreddit got me through some really tou

1  AlvinItchyCock 2019-01-10

Your left hand got amputated?

1  0o-0-o0 2019-01-10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_ed3prhv1E

1  AlvinItchyCock 2019-01-10

What if an actual submarine saved your life by shooting down a nuke.

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-10

Fuck, I clicked on this thread so ready to tell you to kill yourself. Edit: Jeez, shoulda added the /s I guess. For real everyone struggling with depression needs to talk to someone. PM me if you want me to pretend to be interested in your girlfriend leaving you 6 years ago.

1  toe_trigger 2019-01-10

On reddit the holy grail seems to be when your wife's boyfriend gets you a Nintendo Switch. Everyone on this site should executed publicly.

1  JustAnotherDumbSpic 2019-01-10

Super Mario? Who wrote that, Moviebob?

1  636837000 2019-01-10

Saves from the boredom, as Opie strangles Roe on the sidebar.

1  linkmyboy 2019-01-10

It really is some faggoted nonsense