Remember to use the proper term "sex workers" when referring to stupid cocksucking whores
1 2019-01-10 by Single_Action_Army
The act of lying on your back and being a fuck doll and exchanging dignity for money is a chivalrous and empowering profession that you basement-dwelling misogynists need to respect. Don't make Jim Norton have to school you.
69 comments
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-01-10
Anything worse than a whore with dignity? Total boner kill
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-01-10
Fat girls witb dignity.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-01-10
Fair enough
1 FloggingTheHorses 2019-01-10
Ya they r oxymorons
1 db111 2019-01-10
Fat girls who are really happy about their new haircut.
1 Phkna1 2019-01-10
Fat girls
1 The-Liberace-Flu 2019-01-10
The opportunity came up one day with established whore but forgot i had taken 12 hour sudafed and its boner killer, that is what they give you in hospital if viagra gives you five hour hard on, she sucked on it for half hour and got nowhere looked like the robin trying to pull the worm out of the ground,i gave up, as i was walking out door she looked about in tears asking was it ok? did i go it right? did i do anything wrong? i just kept walking
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-01-10
The humanity,,,
1 PGaultieri85 2019-01-10
Similarly, porn actresses are prostitutes on video tape.
1 thrillated 2019-01-10
CUT!
1 suirogerg 2019-01-10
Hilarious reference to the worm’s real comedic styling. Take my upvote, please!
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-01-10
And burlesque just means fat strippers
1 jsnoots 2019-01-10
You know you are in for some burlesque if the top comes down to show the tits but does not come off.
Instead it hides the real estate from under the tits to the top of some large undies.
1 realestassdude 2019-01-10
Strippers are a step below them, which is just s step below a bartender/waiter. I used to wait tables and I can’t even describe how much I hated everyone that wanted extra ranch dressing. I did smile, like a good whore, when I brought it to them while hoping for my 20%.
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-01-10
20%? Get fucked.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-01-10
Classy place
1 Ronnybbaby 2019-01-10
They really should address Mary Jean as prostitute just to see how she reacts.
1 CarlinsPoltergeist 2019-01-10
I just looked up Briana Banks. I could ten girls better looking than her for $3500 an hour.
1 PGaultieri85 2019-01-10
Yeah yeah dude. For me it was more a matter of her being the first porn star I regularly beat off to in the early 2000s. Of course there are high dollar hookers younger and better looking than her. I didn’t ask her for her prices, she told them to me. I had no intention of paying for it.
1 The-Liberace-Flu 2019-01-10
And no crude sexual talk to them, that's more degrading that taking a load in the mouth and swallowing it from a stranger
1 FriendzonedJimNorton 2019-01-10
Haha what a coincidence, I was just making fun of "sex workers" in one of their subreddits.
They're so self entitled, like they have a really important job and what they do is more than "just sex".
Does anyone ever remember or care about what they jerked off to yesterday? It's the same with whores.
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-01-10
Quit jerking off everyday and these vapid whores will dissappear
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-01-10
Fuck outta here proud boy
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1 wedontdovegetables 2019-01-10
Not masturbating is a mental illness
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-01-10
1 movement23 2019-01-10
I like the sentiment but jerking off doesn't entail helping these cum dumpsters in any way.
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-01-10
Of course it does. Our entire culture is over the top sexualized and masturbatory. If we return to a more traditional value system where sexuality belongs in private bedrooms and is noone elses business to discuss then you'll find the marketplace responds to that in time. People selling you shit is a darwinist system, they dont care other than to sell things and make money. If their tactics arent working theyll change them. In short, if pornhub saw no traffic for 6 months it would dissappear. Same with cam girls. Same with most things.
1 FriendzonedJimNorton 2019-01-10
Nice sentiment, and I'd love to live in a more traditional world, but the internet was always made for porn.
The dumbest of males look at porn too, I've noticed. Have you read the comments on porn sites? They type like fucking retards. Unless they're typing with one hand....
Point is, there's no way you'd get men to stop jerking off to porn. They're too primal and idiotic.
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-01-10
Religion teaches man not to.
And im not saying we have to be perfect, just better.
1 skankhunt420lol 2019-01-10
Because religious people never engage in sexual impropriety, right? Priests and Imams and Rabbis never fuck boys.
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-01-10
All change lays within ourselves mate. You can be better than those people.
1 skankhunt420lol 2019-01-10
I don’t care, fag.
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-01-10
And therefore the world becomes terrible
1 skankhunt420lol 2019-01-10
So fucking what?
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-01-10
You feel powerless, but you're not
1 skankhunt420lol 2019-01-10
I really don’t. Stop prostelytizing to me.
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-01-10
i apologise. I just want you to live the kind of life you deserve
1 skankhunt420lol 2019-01-10
I deserve to get blown before the jacuzzi, same as every man.
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-01-10
https://imgur.com/a/xN6jiZ9 Youre not there yet.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-01-10
I think you are right.
I once asked my priest if repressing his biological urges has caused him to act out in deviant or harmful ways...
After he pulled out and blew his load on my back, he replied, "nah"
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-01-10
Im sorry that happened to you.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-01-10
Ya you're never having sex with a whore you're using their body to jerk off
1 darklydreamingdayln 2019-01-10
I believe the politically correct term is "cock-sockets".
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-01-10
I’m all for the right for people to be Sex workers. There is an element of danger to it too, it’s not an easy job. And you risk a lot doing it. That I understand.
I don’t have to respect ANY of them, though. And it should be pointed out, consistently, that you don’t get to keep your dignity doing that kind of work either.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-10
Nice seeing both sides, stupid
1 Phkna1 2019-01-10
It is a tough one, you know.
1 Ilovemesomereddit123 2019-01-10
You better make something with that music degree or I'm afraid I'll be seeing you doing something similarl. I'm just busting your chops babe!
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-01-10
I’m not sophisticated enough to see the dignity in someone spreading their legs for money and being “known” for doing the most basic of things in the world. I’m just a dumb hick I guess.
1 movement23 2019-01-10
None of these porn "stars" is even exceptionally attractive
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2019-01-10
Janine lindemulder and Brianna banks were
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-01-10
Someone interviewed the woman who produced the Evil Genius Netflix documentary, and every time she said “prostitute” or hooker, she would immediately correct herself and say “sex worker.”
Cant even call a whore a whore anymore, it’s unbelievable.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-10
This isn’t the world my grandfather killed Nazis for.
1 BoatHack2 2019-01-10
Yes it is.
1 asseating_buttlicker 2019-01-10
(((World)))
1 SedditThrowaway901 2019-01-10
It genuinely is.
1 nikolam 2019-01-10
Sounds like your grandfather was involved in a friendly fire incident.
1 movement23 2019-01-10
You clearly must not be "educated" enough on the topic, goy
1 deumae 2019-01-10
I hate those PC euphemisms. They don't (yet) exist in the local languages here afaik; I wouldn't be able to use them without losing self-respect.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-01-10
New TV show idea: Jim Norton's Sex Worker Rescue. It'd be like Bar Rescue or that Gordon Ramsay one, only with brothels, massage joints and street corners. He'd pose as a regular client, then reveal himself. Then after offering a hilarious critique of their shortcomings he'd renovate the entire operation, much to everyone's delight.
"And the sloping floor, new drain and no-slip mats ensure that your sex worker's feet will remain dry and comfortable while working the golden shower room. Her pleasure means happier clients and more repeat business, Xi!"
"Oh Yimmy yes thank you AAA Massage number one triple A!"
1 OutlawMemer 2019-01-10
To a resounding chorus of "Who?"
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-01-10
Remember how stern would have whores on just to berate them about what filthy skanks they are. And when AVN was going to give him an award, instead of racing there like Jim would have to score countless celebrity whore signatures, he sent retarded niglet Beetlejuice to make a mockery of the event.
1 suirogerg 2019-01-10
That stupid hack worm would rush there. Good point.
1 throwbenny 2019-01-10
Not rush. Inch, squirm, slither, etc
1 Gekokujo 2019-01-10
I heard a guy tonight use the phrase "intimacy worker" to refer to a prostitute.
https://youtu.be/oru0UZENzp0
1 Dennyislife 2019-01-10
I use sex workers. Stupid cocksucking whores is too broad a term. It could many any of them
1 PlsbptntIhavAutism 2019-01-10
I think norton must be a mod on r/sex cause I got banned for saying getting pegged is gay