Wow she's actually really pretty. I think a relationship with her would drive you crazy though, too many jokes all the time (as evidenced by her twitter)
Great poignant point, stupid. You really think we give a fuck about “kindness to women” or whatever you’re babbling about. Keep trying to figure the sub out idiot.
I think Kelsey is hot as hell and also seems like a genuinely nice person. She should be your friend's hot mom that everyone likes going over to his house and seeing.
Instead she is nearing 35 and posting bathing suit pics on instagram because she is white and it is 2019
Wow she's outrageous! If you completely fail at finding humour in anything you'll at least get likes for stripping down. Vapid person should really focus on another career path, this is an insight to the likely hood of her future career
Look at her holding her breath and tightening her stomach for the shot. Because she needed an excuse to show off her body yet still be 'funny' on Twitter.
Am I the only one who thinks she an actual whore and comedy is just a side gig?
As in, why would you post all these half nude pics on Instagram unless you were actually selling your body? She's in Los Angeles, someone of her caliber could easily be charging $1000-$2000 per hour.
Basically she seems to be a comedienne who's figured out there's more money to make by being a whore. I wouldn't even be surprised if it was Jim Norton's idea. He seems like the kinda dude who would encourage his girl friends to whore themselves out. Plus, Jim Norton has obviously paid for plenty of whores AND brought them on the radio.
Thank God women are liberated so they can do stuff like this instead of pesky things like giving life to the next generation and making the home a nice place to live.
These whore pics are always accompanied by some caption about "lol summer body, been working out" etc. They don't have to admit they posted the photo for attention, just stop fucking lying you cunts.
It's literally impossible for women to not think emotionally and not be an attention whore. Which would be fine if we all just accept that as their nature, but the fact that she has to mask this as a joke and that a bunch of arabs and beta faggots will enable her is what is disgusting
A year ago or so, I saw her at the Helium Club in Buffalo. I can guarantee that every straight guy there was fantasizing about pounding her orifices and feeling a wee bit shamed that she thought we found her funny and captivating instead--the clueless cunt.
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There's nothing more satisfying than watching a pretty woman hit the wall in there late 20s early 30s. My favorite part is when the delusions start to set in.
"I can still have a baby at 40"/ "30s the new 20".
it's so damaging to them because they realize that not only are they starting to look old but they realize perhaps for the first time in their life that their only commodity was there looks to begin with.
What is it with this cunt and that Schleisengerkikes obsession with showing off there barrow womb bodies? Are you that insecure in your inability to make people laugh as so called comedians you have to resort to soft core porn images for attention.
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1 3stepsbackward 2019-01-09
If she really thinks she's funny, she'd prove it by fucking all of us.
1 simbad_reb 2019-01-09
She should just show us her dumb tits already and then commit suicide.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-01-09
Pussy dude, aim high
1 DennisFalcoon 2019-01-09
Gentlemen, please. Why not both?
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-01-09
Id like her to retain a little feminine mystique
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-01-09
She’s not worth it. She can just go ahead and toss them out so we can get it over with.
1 JebKush666 2019-01-09
I wouldn't mind seeing her butthole, guys
1 shawnshankredemshawn 2019-01-09
Amanda Todd style
1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-01-09
She followed me on instagram a while back. I think I’m in.
1 je398338 2019-01-09
Wow she's actually really pretty. I think a relationship with her would drive you crazy though, too many jokes all the time (as evidenced by her twitter)
1 je398338 2019-01-09
Shiiiiet getting downvoted, I called a blonde chick with big tits pretty, sorry for triggering you boyz
1 jsnoots 2019-01-09
Are you lost?
1 FriendzonedJimNorton 2019-01-09
he got lost
1 je398338 2019-01-09
Wait is this the same sub that made this? https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/af2o52/this_years_avn_host_is_getting_in_on_the_dave/
You fucking double standard faggot, stop acting like a principled faggot, you pick and choose like the rest of us jerk off.
1 FriendzonedJimNorton 2019-01-09
Esther Ku looks like every other asian woman, but because she lurks here/posts sub injokes, people like her. It's what's on the inside that counts. _"
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-01-09
SHOTGUN TOE TRIGGER
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-01-09
He must've found this sub with his garage door opener!
1 je398338 2019-01-09
Wait is this the same sub that made this? https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/af2o52/this_years_avn_host_is_getting_in_on_the_dave/
You fucking double standard faggot, stop acting like a principled faggot, you pick and choose like the rest of us jerk off.
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-01-09
What's that? Your phone crapped out.
1 jsnoots 2019-01-09
It took you two days to come up with this?
Chin up stupid.
1 ChippySez 2019-01-09
Reacting to downvotes like a fucking FAAAG
1 je398338 2019-01-09
Wait is this the same sub that made this? https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/af2o52/this_years_avn_host_is_getting_in_on_the_dave/
You fucking double standard faggot, stop acting like a principled faggot, you pick and choose like the rest of us jerk off.
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-01-09
WE HEARD YOU
1 ChippySez 2019-01-09
Your example is other people and not myself? Great point, faggot.
1 Ilovemesomereddit123 2019-01-09
All new people here are required by law to show nude selfies
1 Ilovemesomereddit123 2019-01-09
Nice parenthesis, stupid
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-01-09
I liked the joke in the end. But we don't appreciate kindness to women in this sub, so now you know for next time
1 agam_vark 2019-01-09
Oh boy you're pathetic. Really. Truly pathetic.
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-01-09
Did you know joe cumia swallows the spit of children?
1 je398338 2019-01-09
Wait is this the same sub that made this? https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/af2o52/this_years_avn_host_is_getting_in_on_the_dave/
You fucking double standard faggot, stop acting like a principled faggot, you pick and choose like the rest of us jerk off.
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-01-09
I don't know how the rest of you jerk off friend, nor what the fuck you're talking about. I do know one thing though, racists CAN enter contracts.
1 je398338 2019-01-09
I called you sir, a jerk-off. Its a noun and an insult.
I pointed out how you guys responded positively to kindness to women to not only esther, but also kelsey cook in two posts, both are in fact women.
If you had any sort of brain power from school I wouldn't have to explain the parallels to you like a fucking 10 year old.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-01-09
Great poignant point, stupid. You really think we give a fuck about “kindness to women” or whatever you’re babbling about. Keep trying to figure the sub out idiot.
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-01-09
Are you lost, friend? Are you posting this from your garage door opener?
1 je398338 2019-01-09
Wait is this the same sub that made this? https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/af2o52/this_years_avn_host_is_getting_in_on_the_dave/
You fucking double standard faggot, stop acting like a principled faggot, you pick and choose like the rest of us jerk off.
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1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-01-09
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1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-01-09
WE HEARD YOU
1 Magicmetalknight 2019-01-09
She'd be funnier if she showed her butthole
1 JimandFred 2019-01-09
liked by jim norton.
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-01-09
Any excuse to show off their clams. God women are boring
1 havingmadfun 2019-01-09
I'm sure you'd rather see a fat cock instead
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-01-09
Id rather live in a wholesome Christian society thankyou very much.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-01-09
this is now a righteousposting thread
1 OutlawMemer 2019-01-09
Christ be praised.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-09
Thanks be to Mel
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-01-09
https://imgur.com/a/xN6jiZ9
1 TriangleDimes 2019-01-09
pagans = eternally shidded
1 OutlawMemer 2019-01-09
Heathen rekt, He is Eternal.
1 crookedmile 2019-01-09
I'd enjoy that
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2019-01-09
I think Kelsey is hot as hell and also seems like a genuinely nice person. She should be your friend's hot mom that everyone likes going over to his house and seeing.
Instead she is nearing 35 and posting bathing suit pics on instagram because she is white and it is 2019
1 JMueller2012 2019-01-09
You would tell us if you weren’t, right?
1 call_me_winston 2019-01-09
i would like to bruise the inside and outside of her throat
1 tranthasourus 2019-01-09
The old winter body summer body routine good one.
1 bobodid911 2019-01-09
This type of humor is 100000 times better than Hannah Gadsby's or Tig Notaro's brand of ''jokes''
1 moleguy9k 2019-01-09
"Aye nay ah wuz roiped! Please clahp"
1 iHateAllYouFucks 2019-01-09
She's shaped very oddly.
1 JimNortonsSobriety 2019-01-09
Not true. But people should tell her that.
1 iHateAllYouFucks 2019-01-09
It's like her head is too big for her body and her arms are too small for her body.
1 simbad_reb 2019-01-09
Her head is shaped like a pear
1 ChippySez 2019-01-09
Her head is fucking huge, agreed. It doesn't make me want to blow a load on her hilarious tits any less.
1 MaximGainesII 2019-01-09
Her head isn't big.. It's long. It's longer than her torso.
1 John_Gulbunny 2019-01-09
She’s got a giant head
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2019-01-09
Full of jokes
1 peckaface 2019-01-09
If she made those calls with her garage door opener she wouldn't be so fat.
1 Cumiaisadisgrace 2019-01-09
Wow she's outrageous! If you completely fail at finding humour in anything you'll at least get likes for stripping down. Vapid person should really focus on another career path, this is an insight to the likely hood of her future career
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-01-09
See also: Kate Quigley
1 Cumiaisadisgrace 2019-01-09
Haha she's like another clone that's void of talent. Thanks for another example of why stand up will die out
1 DianaKurlan55 2019-01-09
Women are just worthless fucking creatures.
1 JimNortonsSobriety 2019-01-09
This is disheartening. Wouldn't mind to see Jim Norton dragged behind a car.
1 Vulgardervish 2019-01-09
Look at her holding her breath and tightening her stomach for the shot. Because she needed an excuse to show off her body yet still be 'funny' on Twitter.
1 SirSodomy 2019-01-09
Kelsey is funny again
1 Guatzelot 2019-01-09
I feel sorry for all her boyfriends who have to fake laugh double the amount they would for a normal broad's jokes, just because she's a "comedian".
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1 gethead69 2019-01-09
She's so hilarious man
1 cbanks420lol 2019-01-09
I hate this retarded cunt.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2019-01-09
Why was this photo taken?
1 varamyr6skin 2019-01-09
It's hilarious
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2019-01-09
Useless retard attention whore.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-01-09
Am I the only one who thinks she an actual whore and comedy is just a side gig?
As in, why would you post all these half nude pics on Instagram unless you were actually selling your body? She's in Los Angeles, someone of her caliber could easily be charging $1000-$2000 per hour.
Basically she seems to be a comedienne who's figured out there's more money to make by being a whore. I wouldn't even be surprised if it was Jim Norton's idea. He seems like the kinda dude who would encourage his girl friends to whore themselves out. Plus, Jim Norton has obviously paid for plenty of whores AND brought them on the radio.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-09
Is it really $1,000 an hour for a hooker? Fuck.
1 lowend73 2019-01-09
Then mostly every woman is a prostitute.
Wait a minute....
You're very cerebral
1 rtjk 2019-01-09
ThisLady has bigger tits and is just as funny.
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2019-01-09
Women are the fucking worst.
1 Cumia_Box 2019-01-09
This girl is amazing
1 spearducker 2019-01-09
Thank God women are liberated so they can do stuff like this instead of pesky things like giving life to the next generation and making the home a nice place to live.
1 FriendzonedJimNorton 2019-01-09
These whore pics are always accompanied by some caption about "lol summer body, been working out" etc. They don't have to admit they posted the photo for attention, just stop fucking lying you cunts.
1 Mikekekeke 2019-01-09
That wrist would snap like a pretzel rod if you just held it on a table and punched it.
1 Ilovemesomereddit123 2019-01-09
Reenact the kitchen scene from Kill List
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-01-09
Dear Beefers - sorry about my stupid abs.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-01-09
NOT fishing for compliments. NOT!
1 heyrube1979 2019-01-09
Cut out the middle man and do porn
1 GrandMasterBlack 2019-01-09
Who is this low end hooker?
1 AlvinItchyCock 2019-01-09
Vince vaughn
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-01-09
This is the show of true comedy talent. I can't even count the number of pictures Dave Attell has posted of himself in a speedo.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-09
Stanhope did it that one time.
1 Sharkbait212 2019-01-09
Yea because that body looks so awful. This stupid cunt.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-09
I mean that’s literally what the bit is.
1 ThePittWolf 2019-01-09
Are you gay
1 danelawndo 2019-01-09
It's literally impossible for women to not think emotionally and not be an attention whore. Which would be fine if we all just accept that as their nature, but the fact that she has to mask this as a joke and that a bunch of arabs and beta faggots will enable her is what is disgusting
1 kencat100 2019-01-09
A year ago or so, I saw her at the Helium Club in Buffalo. I can guarantee that every straight guy there was fantasizing about pounding her orifices and feeling a wee bit shamed that she thought we found her funny and captivating instead--the clueless cunt.
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2019-01-09
Damn, I wanna fuck this chick.
1 brmlb 2019-01-09
I wish she’d take a trip to Morocco right now
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1 Don_Panera 2019-01-09
Extremely mediocre and borderline saggy all over.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2019-01-09
Ew, she just looks weird in this picture.
1 SpergLord5000 2019-01-09
I would lick her asshole until she was funny.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-01-09
Why cant these female comedians use their breasts as part of their act. Her top should be off
1 Opesterino 2019-01-09
LOL she is so damn funny.
1 LamarThePotato 2019-01-09
Women really dissatisfied with their body don't post pictures of it on Instagram.
You humble-bragging cunt.
1 RichHeads 2019-01-09
There's nothing more satisfying than watching a pretty woman hit the wall in there late 20s early 30s. My favorite part is when the delusions start to set in. "I can still have a baby at 40"/ "30s the new 20".
it's so damaging to them because they realize that not only are they starting to look old but they realize perhaps for the first time in their life that their only commodity was there looks to begin with.
1 WilliamHenryJustice 2019-01-09
Her head is very tall
1 Gr8Chan 2019-01-09
And this is why normal women also fucking hate female "comedians".
1 LearninDatPython 2019-01-09
I really don't like female comedians.
1 Stankysnatch82 2019-01-09
What is it with this cunt and that Schleisengerkikes obsession with showing off there barrow womb bodies? Are you that insecure in your inability to make people laugh as so called comedians you have to resort to soft core porn images for attention.
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Women truly are insecure whores.
1 bmfanboy 2019-01-09
Kind of a fat puss though, I like it.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-01-09
this is now a righteousposting thread
1 varamyr6skin 2019-01-09
It's hilarious
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2019-01-09
What a kind bot!