Do you think 58 year old Anthony and his distended belly will have trouble finding a new 20 year old to live with him?

1  2019-01-09 by TheWelfareMan

23 comments

Na. He just needs to hang out at Grand Central and look for the 16-17yr old runaway getting off the bus looking to make it in the big city

*Port Authority

Not Awake During The Day Cowboy

The body builder bitch left him?

I don’t think so

Moved to Seattle

At least she didn't need to find anyone to carry her stuff.

Something tells me they won’t be doing the long distance thing

Is that the one that worked at Sirius?

That liver is on its lasts legs

5 more years, he is a Steno bum. God willing.

There’s never been a shortage of worthless gold digging whores in the history of planet earth. He’ll be fine.

Is one a gold digger when the mine is depleted?

Dust digger.

Yeah but gold digging millennial whores just want to sell their premium Snapchat, not actually fuck (or whatever it is AntH does with them#

How many subs does he have now? This place must have ruined any chance for new subs that found him when searching comics on YouTube.

Theory: he switched to boipucci as a cost cutting measure. Much like he switched from Guinness to bud light

I switched from Bud to Bud light about 4 months ago and I haven't shit solid since. I think I might be developing pancreatic cancer, see you soon Philip.

He at least has a track record of getting some kind of companionship. Now that Jimmy is getting paunchy and old, he's the one who is really fucked.

GOAT CACKLE

No. Daddy issues are perennial.

No, women are retarded.

Yes, Joe Cumia plays at the Big Apple Ranch and sucks multiple cocks. Allegedly

Anyone can find a 20 year old ! Have you seen the looks of the boys and girls Nana picks ?