What's wrong with Bob Eatman's tie?

1  2019-01-09 by ItsTheAngleSlam

21 comments

Brothaman is sexy as a motherfucker.

Could have been a model.

Probably still could be, let’s face it.

A J Crew dream. Selling khakis, crushin' puss.

I’m seeing him more in a Hollister beachwear catalog/billboard, standing atop a Hamptons dune, blond family and golden retriever sprawled out in the sand around his sandaled feet, rocking some linen pants and a throwback hemp baja hoodie, looking out through yellow sunglasses at the ocean.

Dreamy af

Big titty McConaughey vibes.

Nice untucked shirt at a business meeting, stupid.

It's too long.

His body is actually too short.

He was buried with it.

How tiny is that man? He makes Ant look like a normal sized man and Opie look like the big giant of a man he truly is in his heart.

Imagine having to deal with these two assholes with money on the line. Tits would act like he knows it all and tell him that they deserve Stern money. The , he would try and go to TrantH who would either be asleep, in a Xanax/Alcohol stupor or cowering passive aggressively to Tits. Jesus Christ

ant once again holding a beer

Just fucking look at Ant there. How this man considers himself to be white is something I'll never understand.

He's not hanging from it

Nice ill-fitting suit jackets, stupids.

Opie's outfit looks ridiculous. Did he borrow that from someone? He probably carried the jacket and shirt in a concrete bag.

Anthony looks like the epitome of a villainous cartoon wizard in old photos like this.

It's too wide, maybe a bit too long, and if he's going to stick with that width he needs to go with a thicker knot like a full Windsor.

Otto said Bob Eatman looked like ‘an English grave robber’