Sickening, but can everyone take a minute to see how much that HGH helped shrimp-ape Sam Roberts?

1  2019-01-09 by suirogerg

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Sammy looking t h i c c

Yes, thick and dense bones are one of the defining characteristics of Neanderthals

RESULTS: ...subjects with GHD had retarded facial height and width (...) Conclusion: appears to result in excessive head circumference growth.

Absolutely hysterical

Old Sammy Brans is gonna pork up real fast over the next 3 years of this contract. It’s up to us to remind him daily he’s a Fatty Pig Fatty

Worked well with Joe

He's built like a cupboard door with extremely thin limbs.

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Troy looks like a grandpa hispter from the back

It clearly states on the Seamonkies box - DO NOT FEED TENDIES AFTER MIDNIGHT

Norton is one to talk.

there’s no way those shoes fit

Maybe with a couple of socks stuffed in the front

Two of the worst, and unfunny, people in "entertainment " being photographed by THE worst and unfunny person. I am still mad at myself for ever listening to and supporting any of them. The only saving grace is Jim Norton's honesty. I mean, if he was going to motherfuck you he would absolutely tell you. Not too mention how loyal he is....just ask him!

At least Troy can pull pussy and get away with murder (allegedly).

I want to give his ankles the Annie Wilkes treatment.

its been like ten years and he's still trying to get that Not Sam thing to catch on. No one calls him that. No one gets what it's supposed to be. He really wants to have a "brand" but he is so bad at everything.

He would have been better off going for a nickname like Opie, Scorch, wease, etc. Or just own the name Sam Roberts. Imagine if Howard Stern tried to call himself Not Howard. It’s douchy and confusing.

but what about the multitude of t shirts he already paid for?!?!?!?!

"u dont think all those notsam shirts were a good investment heheheheeh"

well he and Jess could weave them into a tent and blankets when he inevitably goes broke.

Even rear admiral Diana Urbani didn’t give two shits about her Not Sam shirt. She knows fraud when she sees it.

Two adults who want to be children forever.

He was injected with HGH and the only things that grew were his head and feet.

Worked well with Joe

"u dont think all those notsam shirts were a good investment heheheheeh"

Even rear admiral Diana Urbani didn’t give two shits about her Not Sam shirt. She knows fraud when she sees it.