Where South Park goes most will follow. If you listen back a lot of the time her and Bonnie -- though the faggots did fawn over them -- really did act like holes when they were on. Not always, but often.

Always.

Someone at work the other day showed me some dumb song Amy made. It's about her ass. Featuring phrases like turd cutter and fudge box or some other dumb shit. She thought it was hilarious. I didn't want to seem more autistic than I already do so I politely chuckled along while the seething rage built up inside of me. Basically my point is that she still has fans, which is highly unfortunate.

And of course you couldn't be able to report her to HR. If a man showed a female colleague crude standup about penis jokes that's be a sure deal.

You could report her to HR from Bad Brains, though.

Have you seen the stories of HR and his genuine hatred for gays? Its great

No but I'm not surprised.

Long story short, he crashed at some show promoters house in the 80s. When discovering he was a gay, he stole items from the house and spray painted slurs on the walls. Leaving with the band before the promoter woke up, leaving behind a bible and a note talking about his evil lifestyle and how doomed he is.

HR from Bad Brains

You know he's schizophrenic right? That just sounds like typical schiz. behaviour

Yeah. Depressing how they used to just drag him out on stage and let him babble. Dudes a legend.

Also could be from being Rastafarian and Black. Both are cultures rooted in not accepting gays.

Honestly probably not, stop riling yourself up

Yeah. It’s almost as if men and women are different or something.

I care

Fuck you, faggot bot.

Kill yourself you unlovable faggoy

I don't think you actually would have, but I like your sub-specific username so much that I'm going to upvote you anyway.

god bless you

I don't know if you've heard, but one time she let a cabbie finger bang her. Keep that on the down low, though, she doesn't want too many people knowing about it.

Just looked it up and I'm literally shaking

never laugh at the faggoty unfunny shit people think is humorous, it will only encourage them to continue to pester you and others later on down the road. Best bet to save face is to give a sort of polite half smile and nod.

Solid advice. Never acknowledge their shitty fwd emails either.

When someone sticks a phone in my face with some stupid vid or parody, it's NEVER funny, but you've got to sorta smile and say 'ha' in place of actual laughter

I like just saying "That's funny" with a completely flat affect.

She raped a dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46n46d_Q07g

I think Margot Robbie getting the Barbie part killing the PR fable that Amy Schumer was going to get the role might be the dagger.

She said it was a scheduling conflict and then did nothing besides a few stand up shows, getting fat, marrying a homosexual, "getting arrested", and then getting fatter through pregnancy. She's just very lazy. Kevin Hart did 85 movies since she filmed I Feel Pretty 2 years ago.

Shes a slob.

It’s so weird that both those women were considered to be equivalent.

Look, I’ll be completely fair and objective. Amy Schumer and Margot Robbie couldn’t be more different. James Earl Jones and Carrot Top have more in common with each other than those two do. One is a comedian who occasionally acts, and is deliberately overweight, and is some sort of pro-fat feminist demagogue, while the other is white, in shape, pretty, and has devastatingly perfect tits that make me make sucking motions with my mouth whenever I think about her.

Why was it even a choice in the first place? What is the world coming to?

Did those hollywood types think we would buy that line of horseshit for one second? Ha. Enjoy going broke, stupid

She became a cancer to comedy, like Jennifer Lawrence movies are in the box office because of her politics. We get it, you have to fall in line with the Jewish machine and peddle their liberal bullshit. But these two took up a notch way higher than most celebrities did. And no one wants to be talked down to like an asshole if you don't believe in what they do. They both were nothing short of being two uber condescending cunts. Lawrence has basically had to go into hiding because her brand is in the toilet right now. Her movies can't draw a dime in the box office. And fatty isn't far behind.

Even the new X-Men movie shes in is expected to tank

She's the quintessential rich girl who knows how to play the game to "hang with the underdogs" fishing for sympathy. But when the clock ticks and her phase ends, she goes back to daddy's arms all proper and adulted.

She's set for life now monetarily. I wouldn't care if everyone made fun of me if I had 20 million in the bank.

Not to brag but I was shitting on Amy here in 2014 and you all attacked me. I started the nationwide trend, which led to the joke stealing video being put out. Now suck my cock you mos.

Yeah I remember these faggots talking about how she used to be "one of us" before her big break. ugh

The whole “make Amy Schumer an A-Lister” project was just a fucking laughable joke. She acts like she’s a household name now. What was she in that she thinks rocketed her to the stratosphere?

her evil Jewish blood!

The only fawned over her because her pr-agent was promoting her on the show and they had to pump it up for her. Amy Schumer was never funny, it's all political bullshit which O&A was part of it, i mean some of the comedians they had on were never funny but they probably had some deal with an agent to make them seem to be better than they were and promote their stuff. Especially towards the end where Sirius really had the show by the balls and they didn't care.

Isn't it more likely that an unfunny worm comedian like Jim surrounded himself with other unfunny annoyances like her?

She isn't universally hated, that's what makes me dislike her more. People give her a huge pass.

The only people who like her are white knights and fat feminist types. Normies hate her cuz of South Park, and then everyone right of center hates her for her white privilege commercials and shitty opinions. She doesn’t even have the support of all the fat feminists either since she thinks she isn’t obese like them

I think only the J's she so fat I dont think the blacks will touch her?

My ex went to one of her comedy shows with her friends during Amy's peak popularity. She fell asleep for most of it. Everyone thought her set was boring and not funny.

And why did you leave this peach of a lady?

I accepted a job in the South after previously being unemployed. When I told her this "good" news, she locked herself in the bedroom and cried for 3 straight days. Needless to say she did not make the journey down here with me.

:'(

Hail Hilter

Hail yourselves

She's the nickelback of comedy

Once a psycho shot up her shitty movie and she had the balls so stand next to her cunt senator cousin and talk about gun rights I was done wirh her. The fact that everyone hates her is awesom.

Imagine having so much (((support)))

No matter how bad she is and how unfunny she is - remember this simple fact: She has outearned and has had a much better career than Jimmy.

She's a pig, Jimmy is a hack

Jim Norton once went on an “epic” rant when he learned Amy wasn’t named “worlds sexiest women” by Vogue (or whoever does that stupid contest)

Hey chef,ya pigs here.