If you're not fat, dress up like a girl but not very convincingly, show interest but in something other than his job ("something in common"), have him invite you on a trip, insist that the destination be somewhere where the cops like bribes, and kill him there.
I bet if an attractive young lady started liking all his posts, it would only be a matter of time before he contacted you. Then it becomes the perfect setup like the best prank calls. They called you, they have hardly any reason to be suspicious.
6 comments
1 call_me_winston 2019-01-08
are you a large aryan lady with a penis
1 Snake_____86 2019-01-08
Tell him how much you love maroon pants.
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-01-08
If you're not fat, dress up like a girl but not very convincingly, show interest but in something other than his job ("something in common"), have him invite you on a trip, insist that the destination be somewhere where the cops like bribes, and kill him there.
If you're fat, hire somebody to do that.
1 JimandFred 2019-01-08
report the ones where he shows his buttcrack as nudity.
1 Null__n--void 2019-01-08
Ask him why he hasnt talked to louie yet
1 rykorotez 2019-01-08
I bet if an attractive young lady started liking all his posts, it would only be a matter of time before he contacted you. Then it becomes the perfect setup like the best prank calls. They called you, they have hardly any reason to be suspicious.