With Robbie as the replacement the screens can be much, much smaller.

I was looking forward to Barbie on IMAX

Lol, I wonder if the studio did make her loose weight and she couldn't do it and quite. Only reason she didn't cry about it was because she doesn't want to piss off the Hollywood machine.

"becoming"

She was busy not making any superbowl commercials

Amy was probably never in serious contention to play Barbie either. Much like this year's Super Bowl ads, she probably floated her name out there for the Barbie casting just to get publicity. At best, she may have been on a conference call with studio execs about helping to write or produce a Barbie movie, and nervous laughter ensued when she half jokingly declared they should let her play the character. Then her team strategically lets it leak that they're in negotiations for her to star. She's enough of a greedy egomaniac that she would've done it with zero regard that she was a preposterously unfit for the role.

Actually; it might’ve been Amy Pascals call to put Tubby in the film, but she’s no longer with Sony and they’re the ones producing the film.

Holy fuck, this wasn’t a joke post.

It's so important for thin white women to get visibility

Gotta off-set the overabundance of twerking sheboons with something.

Jealous mutant whore

That's what civilization is, yes.

...and weight

It’s hard to film around Golden Corral’s hours.

My girl loves her some $2 steak

Not the way Golden Corral works, weanie

You’d know, tubby

Amy is carbie

Boarbie

Don't you dare. We still love the Carbonite monster.

carbie

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=carbie+ron%26fez&t=ffnt&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=LsOcYGLDQ7Q

Amy Schumer, Margot Robbie - how is anyone supposed to tell the difference between these two beautiful woman?

Even as a joke the delightful Margot Robbie should not be mentioned in the same breath as that hippo.

"scheduling conflicts" = Not enough time to sew 9 dresses together.

Fta pig jokes aside, maybe they just decided to go with a really good, proven actress rather than a flash in the pan who is on minute 14 of her 15 minutes of fame.

At best. I had assumed her time was past.

Even the rest of the faggots on this shit hole website have turned against her. It's over.

How bummed is her husband though.

He has eyes, he knew what he got himself into.

Right when you're an actress in Hollywood, and you're time has come & gone, you're out the door.

Nice you're stupid

tell that to Betty White - amirite ladies?

Well, scheduling a helicopter to pick you up out of your tank is pretty expensive. I can understand conflicts with scheduling.

one time I couldn't even get a crane into the city to put an air conditioning unit on the roof of a building, due to a scheduling conflict. Tied up traffic for hours.

Finally we get the Barbie movie we've always wanted, right fellas?

i can't wait to jerk off in the theater to an ATTRACTIVE barbie and not schumer

I can’t wait to watch

butter that popcorn

weird news

Maybe if it was called Arby's and it was just a close up on Big Amy's pile of sweat roast beef cunt.

I want to lick her shitcutter

I'd like to crawl inside there and just kind of set up shop, you know?

Chocolate bon bon shop

I want to bite Margot Robbie’s tits.

They didn't wanna spring for the IMAX cameras, so Schumer's out.

Amy Schumer might be a tranny. Her shoulders are too big for a normal woman.

Schumer Barbie: "Never Forget, true beauty comes from within."

Margot Barbie: "Barbie....Let's Fuck!"

this news means that feminists will be pissed, and amy schumer will have her feelings hurt

win win

Good. Margot Robbie has the kind of face and body that all women should aspire to, whatever the cost.

No price too high.

Will we get to see her fart box?

Amy had a prior engagement with a slop bucket

They had to let Big Amy go upon realizing she couldn't make it through a door.

This logical, non-virtue-signaling casting choice will now cause it to be a big hit and a lucrative franchise. Ken will get his own spinoff movie. With Amy it would've been a legendary, career-tainting mega-bomb. It's horribly tragic for sub purposes that the Amy version never went forward. Halfway through filming, every studio exec who signed off on it would've become acutely aware that a pink slip was imminent.

"People" will probably bitch about not casting a transgender, amputee, person of color in the title role, tho. Robbie may be pressured to bow out

Even though this is a "joke", I can totally, honestly see that happening.

I don't say things like this often, but SJW Culture has totally ruined movies

I used to love going to the movies but I just can't anymore, everything is pozzed to the point it's unwatchable.

Remember when BLADE came out in the late 90's?

I was still a kid, but I don't remember anyone giving a single Fuck that he was black. We just wanted to see him beat some Vampire-Ass.

Today, there'd be a whole "thing" about it in this SWJ-Appropriated culture

Thats because he is black in the comics .

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I was all about Michael Clarke Duncan as Kingpin in that Daredevil movie though. .

it makes no sense for the SJW crowd to simultaneously obsess on transgenders AND the concept that there are no real genders. if gender is meaningless, then why bother changing the motherfucking thing.

LGBT and Third Wave Feminism are not intersectional but they attempt it and just show how deluded they are to consider themselves sharing the same plights. Peckahs.

Movie reviews are so fucked too. Ignoring the fact that every Marvel movie, including the fourth version of spiderman in a little over a decade gets universally rave reviews and "sets the bar" or "defies conventions" despite them all being the same movie, whenever a movie is getting universal acclaim I have to figure out if it's because it's good or because some minority is saving the day in it and white people are shown as monsters. It's almost always the latter now.

Rottentomatoes top 100 movies of all time, Black Panther #1, Get Out #5, BlacKkKlansman #7, Moonlight #9. Lady Bird at #3, Mad Max at #6, and Wonder Woman at #12. RT better get rid of those charts if they want this shit to be less obvious.

proportion wise no one can play her

anyway, can i play ken? i want to fuck her

I think this is a good choice, Margot Robbie is much more physically attractive than Amy Schumer.

Ya' kiddin'!?

Probably scheduling conflicts for the immense craft services operation that would have been required.

They're gonna SJW this movie to max to compensate for the hot blonde lead

They went from a farm pig to a song bird. Smart choice.

Yes, everyone else was scheduling to watch another movie that weekend if the project went ahead with Schumer.

shocker. They went with a hot chick everyone wants to fuck, rather than an ugly chick a handful of people wanted to fuck for 5 minutes a decade ago.

Good, I hate that cunt and her faggot uncle

if ken isn't played by Idris Elba it's getting shut the fuck down

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I often get them confused.

Amy Schumer to star into ARBY.

With Robbie as the replacement the screens can be much, much smaller.

Lol, I wonder if the studio did make her loose weight and she couldn't do it and quite. Only reason she didn't cry about it was because she doesn't want to piss off the Hollywood machine.

"becoming"