For 2019 we should embrace positivity. Let’s all take a moment to say the “nicest” thing that first comes to mind when you hear the name Joe Cumia.

1  2019-01-08 by I-take-beast-shits

32 comments

100% pro-welfare and a closet Democrat as he is a recipient of welfare direct from his brother

NOT A PEDOPHILE

I also heard this on The People’s Court.

Has a grandma for a gf

Pro-Geriatric Fellatio

I heard he can enter into contracts.

He wrote some pretty good parody songs 20+ years ago.

The black earl song was a masterpiece, we can never that away from him.

He saves money on Mother’s Day gifts

Should be dead soon if he keeps up with his eating, drinking, and sedentary lifestyle.

Survivor of horrible accident

He gets right down on his hands and knees to pick up the spare change that falls out of his brother's pockets.

His James Taylor DMX song was the only lol a pussy folk singer doing a fag version of a thug song that was actually funny, because it mocked the trend and not the song.

I don't think he knew what he was doing, but he did it.

His James Taylor DMX song was the only lol a pussy folk singer doing a fag version of a thug song that was actually funny, because it mocked the trend and not the song.

I don't think he knew what he was doing, but he did it.

One good thing, ever.

Didn't Cowbell Bill sing that? Joe pressed single keys on an auto-accompaniment keyboard.

The only plugs he begs more for than the ones he got on the air are the ones the Big Apple Ranch patrons shove up his ass.

Joe Cumia supports local businesses. The amount of his brother's money that he's spent at Big Apple Ranch has likely kept the doors open in slower months.

His disproportionately high self-esteem is utterly unshakable.

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He doesn't have the charisma, motivation or intelligence to organise a holocaust.

Who?

Keeps the music of U2 alive for 10 people at a time.

Only member of SAMCRO never to engage in any physical confrontation ever.

He has a nice Long Island accent.

He likes to have fun. He just so happens to have it at the Big Apple Ranch.

He will never have to worry about dying from a heart attack while exercising

He is the worlds one and only talking big toe .

Black Earl's song is actually pretty good. One thing in 25 years ain't bad.

He doesn’t waste gas by driving around in a huge SUV.

He's going to shed 25 pounds of flab this month! Go for it BroJoe, we're all monitoring your progress

He hasn't got AIDS yet...

Less child spit on the sidewalks of NY.