Joe Cumia: Lord of the Strings

1  2019-01-08 by crookedmile

32 comments

The tampon strings.

Fucking BEEFERS!

Lord of the Cock Ring.

Hahaha, a real contender for dumbest looking Joe pic ever. And that's out of a STRONG field.

By god, he cuts a terrible figure. The man looks like dog shit in a clear plastic bag.

This sub is my safe space. Each post is like a hug from granny

What a fucking perfect description

With that dumb dazed look on his face.

Gay. Fucking sh it.

The strings need to be tied into a noose.

G-strings worn by dudes at the big apple ranch

Lard of the Beefers

Bilbo Faggins

Ironic because he has the posture of an obese marionette

Nice tits and gut you disgusting person who should live in shadow.

He's got the power stance of an obese person in a mobility scooter

Joe Purée, Guttar Fury.

YOU MAKE ME POP THE STRINGS OFF YOUR HEAD FOR TONY M

He must have swallowed thousands of winged insects in his life. Every time you see a picture of him his moronic mouth is agape, fucking slack-jawed mouth-breathing idiot that he is.

His fucking titties are defying gravity

Bored of the Strings

CumGulp the Gay

Dildo Faggins

Mouth breather with a big gut, muffin tops, skinny legs, and blank stare

Poor Layla.

Fucking mouth breathing tit monster

Oh my God! 😂 I love how that BroJoe titty meat folds the S and T in half. You’ll notice it just above that distended, tapeworm-infested gut of his.

Nice piece of Chineseum there. I hope it doesn’t break in his hands when he’s thrashing to “Where the Streets Have no Name”.

Joe "I hide my fat well" Cumia

This are some juicy tits

Lord of the sidebars. NOW, faggot mods!

Load of the Ring Dings