He left house at 11:30 am but bitching at 11:15 about it

He's still struggling with the big hand/little hand concept.

The little hand is the one he holds the frying pan with.

sux

How did he survive for so long?

His brother is rich.

Why doesn't this shitbird just move to Vermont or something. Good gun laws, no traffic and lower cost of living.

No Big Apple Ranch, Joe drives there everyday and curses the traffic

He is long island scum

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This would require some level of initiative and moving slightly out of your comfort zone

Hope he drives up on the sidewalk and films himself selfie style again.

I hope he films himself getting pulled over with his children in the back seat again

Because if there would somehow be a planet wide do over, a geriatric coverband artist who cosplays as a biker would definitely be high on the list to bring back due to his contributions to society. What a moron.

I’m all for the suggested do-over because it reduces the possibility of his existence recurring.

He could just move to 80% of the rest of America with no traffic.

Too bad he couldn’t have a Harry Chaplin like ride on the LIE

Nor a Jane Mansfield.

Why does joe feel the need to fill us in on the raucous happenings of his day to day life?

Exit 63 on the LIE is loser ville.

What was he trying to do, bring his daughter to school just in time for the Welfare Corn Pops lunch?

Left the house at 11.

When does school start?

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