Joe Cumia is the Lon Chaney of "The Man of a Thousand Stupid Faces."

1  2019-01-06 by Sven-Moolie

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Success: A Love Story

7 out of 9 are selfies.

Top centre is the face he makes every time he goes to the Big Apple Ranch's bathroom.

First six are a story.

Headin' out to the Ranch.

Solo Joe live @ the Ranch ha ha! #notsolo

Something in that load was fucked up.

Something in the defendant's load was pardon my French fucked up, your honor.

There's no justice in this country!

My deathbed statement: There's no justice in this country! #ZOG

Sir, Joe is the big apple ranch’s bathroom!

Reminder: He was so ashamed about the Big Apple ranch self-outing that instead of giving one of his overly verbose updates denying it, he put his social media on private.

I like the bottom right one. Where he’s pretending to work

Maybe Tor Johnson?

The many faces of Slow Joe.

Joe is genuinely indistinguishable from a retarded person.

“I was Lon Chaney’s Lover!”

“Well go back and love her!”

I'm ashamed I remember this from the Jackass movie

Such a giant head for absolutely no brains.

“White man”

Why does the handle on his sawzall look like a pair of black balls?

Joe would never buy a Sawzall, it would be cheap China knockoff like his guitars

Taking selfies is the lamest thing ever. Imagine being a 65 year old father of 2 who takes selfies.