Attention Joe Cumia: Your long-time girlfriend Carol is an ugly ghoul.
1 2019-01-06 by lawyerherelistenup
She's a legit monster Joe. I get it, you're old and fat and don't have a lot of option, especially with no job. But shes truly ugly and people snicker behind your back.
40 comments
1 sams_seed 2019-01-06
She's not the kind of chick you want to marry as evidenced by her not being with the father of her kids and just hangin around joe knowing he won't wife her
1 SibHashian13 2019-01-06
She’s a 2U groupie
1 PretzlKing 2019-01-06
^ maybe the saddest thing I’ve ever read
1 McGowan9 2019-01-06
The father of her kids was killed in a car accident apparently. The poor woman was truly desperate when she settled for Jobless Joe.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-01-06
Or-- Jobless Joe saw a chance to pony up to a life insurance queen...
1 McGowan9 2019-01-06
It was truly a union of old queens.
1 crookedmile 2019-01-06
Hahaha it's funny because I don't know him
1 Themenwithnoname 2019-01-06
If she hooked up with Ant for cash I'd understand. But Joe is embarrassing in any way of life.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-01-06
He probably purposely drive 100 mph directly into a brick wall just to get away from that harpy lookin ass bitch.
1 deumae 2019-01-06
I think someone said she's a widow.
1 LDChip 2019-01-06
Pot, meet Kettle.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-01-06
Someone said her ex husband died after the divorce. She might still benefit from his estate as long as she doesn't remarry.
1 DigitalTorque 2019-01-06
Most fag hags are.
I wonder how she occupies her time while Joe is getting boofed in the Big Apple Ranch bathroom a few times a week.
Maybe she enjoys crocheting, or crossword puzzles...
1 Artie-Larger 2019-01-06
Boofed means buttfucked?
1 DigitalTorque 2019-01-06
It means whatever you want it to mean, cowboy.
1 Artie-Larger 2019-01-06
Yeehaw
1 Turkuleys 2019-01-06
It means taking it in the rear yes
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-01-06
After all these years and all these mean people trying to insult her, "Robert Loggia in a blonde wig" is still the funniest and most accurate thing ever said about her.
1 Jungies 2019-01-06
I really liked "Preacher from Poltergeist 2".
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-06
Counting Crows Feet
1 individual02 2019-01-06
Hey Joe, do you fuck men now to block out the guilt of raping Dawn on her prom night.
1 Stulightning 2019-01-06
Is this a fact?
1 individual02 2019-01-06
Yes
1 Vixxis37 2019-01-06
If Joe raped Dawn then Anthony certainly did too. They have probably been doing it since childhood. That Sirus money sure pays for a lot of deviant behavior.
I wonder if they are still doing her?
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-01-06
No way they’re pulling tail that good.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-06
Anthony is too much of a wimpy pussy. He clearly just watched Joe and sometimes jerked off into her panties
1 individual02 2019-01-06
My sources say Ant would actually cry in the corner of the room. Trying to block out Dawns cries for help.
1 jdcjr 2019-01-06
She white tho.
1 FatassTitePants 2019-01-06
Perfect canvas for all those liver spots
1 Pizza2TheFace 2019-01-06
She has moldy scarecrow hair and smells like Maverick Menthols
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-01-06
That's a keeper!
1 anonimescu 2019-01-06
She has an ok body (blue dress - people s court) but the face is probably what would happen to any of us forced to live with Jo.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-01-06
Yeah, that emaciated body and knobby kneed chicken legs are super hot. She has the body of a homeless meth head.
1 Peckas1 2019-01-06
Couples living off the system and unmarried is totally something white conservatives go for.
1 00110001liar 2019-01-06
Underrated comment.
"We love Republicans cause they stand for us! But we ain't getting married 'cause I'd lose my benefits."
White. Trash.
1 Peckas1 2019-01-06
White. Trash.1 Joe_Cumia 2019-01-06
Oh yeah, AND I got the girl
1 Focusyn 2019-01-06
Carol, you fucking whore!!
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2019-01-06
Isn't Anthony fucking her daughter?
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2019-01-06
I...AM FUCKING...MY BROTHER'S...GIRLFRIEND'S...DAUGHTER!