Attention Joe Cumia: Your long-time girlfriend Carol is an ugly ghoul.

1  2019-01-06 by lawyerherelistenup

She's a legit monster Joe. I get it, you're old and fat and don't have a lot of option, especially with no job. But shes truly ugly and people snicker behind your back.

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She's not the kind of chick you want to marry as evidenced by her not being with the father of her kids and just hangin around joe knowing he won't wife her

She’s a 2U groupie

^ maybe the saddest thing I’ve ever read

The father of her kids was killed in a car accident apparently. The poor woman was truly desperate when she settled for Jobless Joe.

Or-- Jobless Joe saw a chance to pony up to a life insurance queen...

It was truly a union of old queens.

The father of her kids was killed in a car accident apparently

Hahaha it's funny because I don't know him

If she hooked up with Ant for cash I'd understand. But Joe is embarrassing in any way of life.

He probably purposely drive 100 mph directly into a brick wall just to get away from that harpy lookin ass bitch.

I think someone said she's a widow.

Pot, meet Kettle.

Someone said her ex husband died after the divorce. She might still benefit from his estate as long as she doesn't remarry.

Most fag hags are.

I wonder how she occupies her time while Joe is getting boofed in the Big Apple Ranch bathroom a few times a week.

Maybe she enjoys crocheting, or crossword puzzles...

Boofed means buttfucked?

It means whatever you want it to mean, cowboy.

Yeehaw

It means taking it in the rear yes

After all these years and all these mean people trying to insult her, "Robert Loggia in a blonde wig" is still the funniest and most accurate thing ever said about her.

I really liked "Preacher from Poltergeist 2".

Counting Crows Feet

Hey Joe, do you fuck men now to block out the guilt of raping Dawn on her prom night.

Is this a fact?

Yes

If Joe raped Dawn then Anthony certainly did too. They have probably been doing it since childhood. That Sirus money sure pays for a lot of deviant behavior.

I wonder if they are still doing her?

No way they’re pulling tail that good.

Anthony is too much of a wimpy pussy. He clearly just watched Joe and sometimes jerked off into her panties

My sources say Ant would actually cry in the corner of the room. Trying to block out Dawns cries for help.

She white tho.

Perfect canvas for all those liver spots

She has moldy scarecrow hair and smells like Maverick Menthols

That's a keeper!

She has an ok body (blue dress - people s court) but the face is probably what would happen to any of us forced to live with Jo.

Yeah, that emaciated body and knobby kneed chicken legs are super hot. She has the body of a homeless meth head.

Couples living off the system and unmarried is totally something white conservatives go for.

Underrated comment.

"We love Republicans cause they stand for us! But we ain't getting married 'cause I'd lose my benefits."

White. Trash.

White. Trash.

Oh yeah, AND I got the girl

Carol, you fucking whore!!

Isn't Anthony fucking her daughter?

I...AM FUCKING...MY BROTHER'S...GIRLFRIEND'S...DAUGHTER!