Everyone on Reddit is a fag 1/1,000,000

1  2019-01-05 by peckaface

9 comments

Wow, now this is parenting done right!!!! :)) :D You, good gentlesir, should be a proud father :)

Great Comment! Have an UpMortimer my dude!

DAE REMEMBER 20 YEAR OLD VIDEO GAMES TOYS JUNK FOOD AND CARTOONS I DO AND I THINK ABOUT THEM EVERYDAY BECAUSE MY GROWN UP LIFE IS A DEPRESSING NIGHTMARE AND I WANNA HE 9 YEARS OLD AGAIN AND HAVE MY MOMMY TUCK ME IN OH GOD GIVE ME KARMA AND VALIDATE MY FEELING THAT EVERYBODY ELSE IS AS SAD PATHETIC AND DEPENDENT ON NOSTALGIA AS I AM TO GET THROUGH THE DAY

Isn't this the same, generic Animal Crossing story that always gets posted? Faggot probably doesn't even have kids

(((Tom Nook)))

That first comment chain is classic reddit. People with a fetish for thinking of sad things but their lives are empty so theyre like

“You played with your friends for the last time, that one time :(“

“OMG thats so sad! Ooh ooh I can think of one! How about how your parents picked you up for the last time that one time!”

“Thats so fucking sad! Someone think of more! I want more!”

And they're all 17.

“Nightmare fuel”

I wish for the death of everyone who browses default subs.