Hotel party dumper (nsfw)

1  2019-01-05 by josephjeremiah

30 comments

That’s my kinda party.

Give me an 8ball and a wig and you got yourself a deal handsome.

I’m all in!

Ok meet me at the truck stop on Rt 88 at 2am. I will be in a tinted ‘01 PT Cruiser. Knock on the window and say “It’s cold outside”.

I’m here but I don’t see your PT Cruiser anywhere, Im in my fathers Red 1985 IRocZ license plate says Dago69. It’s his pride & joy, I had to take the train from the city to southern Brooklyn & sneek it out of his garage. Where the fuck are you??!!

Hey stud sorry I got sidetracked I decided to stop by the Big Apple Ranch for some appetizers and blacked out. Next thing I know I wake up and shit out 3 condoms.

I dig it

The whole Artie thing has made cocaine seem so unappealing.

Seeing his nose makes my fucking eyes water.

I use the excuse that it’s the heroin that did it.

Retarded pussy is the best

I hate when girls with long hair go to sniff a line really close to the other lines. Ive seen hair knock one too many lines off the table before.

Say line again, junkie

Thats pretty hurtful bro. Did you ever stop and think about how your words effect me?

It was very rude of him to say that to you.

Thats it, Im going on twitter to write a rant about mental health.

You should stop and think of the effect your words have on the gentleman you responded to.

At least you used "effect" properly but no, I didn't. I'll try to be more considerate in future.

We break some balls around here

Why I make my buddies get haircuts.

What's the origin of this pic?

A couple chicks doing lines in a hotel room?

Just wondering who these particular whores are

Lower class, you dont get mixed up with that

Exactly, I'm just looking to jerk off and judge them from afar

Is that a bag of chips, or peanuts in the back?

You get munchies after a good anus pounding ahem from what I hear ofcourse

Go on...

Definitely in europe judging by the light switch

Wonder who will need to scurry into the bathroom for a coke shit? Maybe everyone?

I’m here but I don’t see your PT Cruiser anywhere, Im in my fathers Red 1985 IRocZ license plate says Dago69. It’s his pride & joy, I had to take the train from the city to southern Brooklyn & sneek it out of his garage. Where the fuck are you??!!

Hey stud sorry I got sidetracked I decided to stop by the Big Apple Ranch for some appetizers and blacked out. Next thing I know I wake up and shit out 3 condoms.