This materialistic man-child is assuredly a dumpster fire of a husband and parent

1  2019-01-05 by BelgiumJimmy

26 comments

I could possibly forgive him for other things if he didn’t have such a god awful taste in shoes. I’ve literally never seen that color way before and I hope to never see it again

One more time at a funeral. Soon.

Is that a new shoe that supposed to look dirty? Genius.

Sneakerheads will buy anything. Anything.

Nike is for woogs.

Shwoogies

Niggers

Nice pissed on shoe, knuckle dragger

creature from the deep.

alvalanker appreciation hour

He's a good boy he used to post here

Well I for one think it’s very brave of Sirius to employ an Australian Aboriginal.

Sam won't even eat a delicious steak let alone witchety grubs and dingo scrotums like the boongs eat.

cute little redbone

The shoe looks like the urine stained pads of an un-housebroken litter of puppies.

Just shave your goddamn head already, Sam. It's over. She should have gotten him a set of clippers for Christmas.

He looks like a progeria Dennis Miller.

nice shoe, stupid.

He looks like HIV+ Tom Segura

Imagine having this faggot as your father. Poor kid.

It's be so much fun to get one clear punch in.

His forehead has officially become a halfhead.

They wont get that jizzed on color when they get jizzed on.

dat nigga looked fucked up

Nice piss colored shoes, stupid.

Walmart tree with shitty ornaments from Dollar General, silly array of wrestling dolls behind him and holding an overpriced kick....absolutely no sign of maturity, creativity or financial responsibility in that family.