U2 does go good with a pretzel from Auntie Anne’s.

Nothing worse than walking thru a mall - and having some shitty band blasting 1000 decibels of their shitty music.

Those old man nikes. I hope a plane crashes into him

And somehow everyone else miraculously survives

I appreciate your no collateral damage mentality but humanity could spare Joes fans.

But think of the planeload of people desperately trying to fly away from joe. The innocent shouldn't be touched by tragedy.

Fill the single engine plane with Anths fan

Mike the marines entire family would be acceptable

Yeah fuck that asshole

“Just give me a name, that’s all I can say publicly.”

It would weigh too much to get off the ground.

Good news, the only potential collateral damage will be a bunch of plastic bags.

Including people on the plane

You mean The Edge® doesn't wear a ratty t-shirt, 48x32 wranglers, and white dad sneakers?

"A tribute band is a cover band that presents itself as the real thing". The club owner should have brought this photo to the People's Court and had Joe held in contempt for lying to the judge.

He looks like he has off brand cheeto farts

48x32 are terrible measurements

I probably should have added 6" to the length. Although Joe strikes me as a guy whose pants hang off the bottom of his gigantic asshole.

His wallet has a chain

I never realize the Edge looks cool until I saw this version

It’s moments like these where I cherish my youth.

I choked on my cigarette smoke.

2U? More like P-U! (Because they stink!)

Name checks out

Rattle & Bum

Prattle & Dum

Where Cheap Guitars Have No Name

Lemon.

Where streets have no shame

Mysterious Gays

Way to steal my thunder asshole

Brother Joe?! More like

Brother NO!

Did fucking Vos write this? That exact joke has been done

PU Univershity

"Like real bands do"

They literally invaded and were asked to leave

They didn't listen

Nothing better than rock band cosplay at high volume while returning shitty gifts.

Really warms the heart.

Wow, Has anyone documented Joe's low bar of gigs that he has done so far? he can only surpass this indignity with one at a Pep Boys tire center waiting room

Thousands of dollars this place cost him in gigs. If he did a bit per day for a year I doubt it would be much more than $1000

Remember his solo 'gig' at Señor Taco? He was really profound of that one.

Gene wearing his Bono shoes

Just like Eric!

I so wish that whipping out a Hamer "Explorer" and some Monarchs and playing some Slint or King Crimson with my friends at an area mall was funny enough to justify "doxxing" myself.

Actual pain about this.

It hurts in so many ways.

Nobody is looking.

What an embarrassment he is. I guess putting on a beanie and bending over likes he's about to fart but is taking care not to follow through and shit himself is that "half acting" he mentioned on the People's Court.

The kid whose father is the Hostess Twinkie the Kid mascot can hold their heads higher than Joe's daughter

Nice Nike Air Monarchs, stupid

Air Mo's

Let those chinks run their massage businesses in peace

it's a beautiful day

He’s a dutiful gay.

To be fair Big A is an entire crowd on his own.

Big A is short for Big Audience.

Only way Joe could have entertained people in the mall is if he tripped on edge of stage and fell into the water fountain while still plugged in

Fucking Jim Jones on vocals telling nigger toe joe to “quick, drink the juice...soon you’ll feel drowsy and lie down...sleep. Sleep forever.”

It's a shame a talented man like Gene had to work with such inferior musicians.

This Nike Monarchs, lmao. Straight out the box

Those are his dress monarchs

Of

Mallrats

Where The Stores Have No Names

Where the Gigs Yield No Fame.

Remember when he had a gig and like 2 people showed up, but he started to post picture after picture of it? It was so bizarre.

Can they really finish a “gig” like this, look at each other and be all like “we killed it brotha” ?

http://www.westchestermagazine.com/Westchester-Magazine/Calendar/index.php/name/Summerfest-2013-2U/event/35006/ .

The local paper couldn't even get excited for it. They did it a for a few years before too, but that seems to have ended when Anthony got fired.

For those not familiar, those Cross County mall stages are tiny. Anthony's basement karaoke corner is probably 1/2 the size of it. This picture should give you an idea -

https://assets.macerichepicenter.com/FileManager/Corporate/Albums/Macerich/557/Cross-County-Multiplex-July-4th-Event-117.jpg .

Also it's heavily latin and black given that it's just outside the Bronx. He was probably being watched by 4 people.

Crowd full of confused looking, stinking brown people and 80 year olds.

Those fucking shoes

a w e s o m e rock on! 🎸🎼

What a day that must have been. You can see a show, check out Hot Topic, and get a custom hat with your name on it from that shitty kiosk.

Lol Yonkers. What's next, Union City?

Just remember: anyone who performs original material is equally as lame as someone who gets paid to perform other people’s material. Why? Cuz bro joe says so

Nice rock n roll Nike's shit head.

He always looks like a tard in those shoes.

Passers-by aren't even looking. I hope Big A waited for that on purpose.

I haven’t been to that mall in ten years but it was pretty much dying then. With music acts like 2U playing there I’m not sure they were able to turn it around.

My uncle used to own a children’s clothing store in that mall. A lot of “not people” used to steal from the store so he hired a security guard to watch it. Apparently they stole the guards gun. Now 2U is playing there.

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You act like you never had an allowance/and you want blacks to go without

It was a 2 song set. The "little tykes fashion show" was the main draw .

Even if Joe looses a 100 pounds he will still be untalented, stupid, gay, a buffoon, a weakling, a bad dresser, a bad speaker, a bad father, a bad podcaster, a baf son, a bad brother, a bad citizen, has poor learning skills, subpar reading comprehension, no computer or work skills, a micro penis, and halitosis

Always ready to go to court.

That mall fucking stinks too

Even u2 started somewhere bro

And somehow everyone else miraculously survives

You mean The Edge® doesn't wear a ratty t-shirt, 48x32 wranglers, and white dad sneakers?

"A tribute band is a cover band that presents itself as the real thing". The club owner should have brought this photo to the People's Court and had Joe held in contempt for lying to the judge.

They didn't listen

It’s moments like these where I cherish my youth.

I choked on my cigarette smoke.