give him some edibles and try some mushrooms.

But Rogan said the pineal brain will squirt DMT when he dies! Scoop it up and smoke it!

What you should do is throw him in a home and make twitter posts acting as if he’s already dead.

I mean, why would you want to deal with so much sadness?

I was expecting a vos plug 😢

Did the owners hear his cunt wife was coming too?

it was cancelled.

His life, you mean?

bell ring

Hire a teen girl to rub her cunt and asshole in his face

That's how I wanna go out. The sooner the better

Weed. Listen to ww2 big band and get stoned with the greatest gen. Listen to his stories. Eat a whole bag of werther's original sweets with him

A Costco sized bag...

This. Geezers also like gum drops. The orange slices ones are pretty fucking good honestly.

His grandpa was a draft dodger tho

Sorry. Not a draft dodger, i meant deserter

A real man would let him suffer

Opiates

Idk about him but you can pretty much start stealing his morphine immediately. Gotta boof it though.

i can back this up

It gives a mean histamine reaction when you shoot it. So take a benedryl beforehand.

you dont have to boof it sir.

How much money are you trying to get him to give you while he's all doped up?

You tellin the nigga or dosing him?

Sam_seeds cunt and tits.

The morphine already makes him nauseous ebough. Give the man a damn break.

Wow. I'm honestly shocked that this wasn't a Rich Vos thread.

Yeah. OP needs a shotgun and a toe trigger amirite????

I’d tell you aids marmalade hat genuinely

I've heard there is no better drug than the feeling of knowing you have outlived your grandson. Help the guy out.

Crack would be hilarious.

Testosterone and hookers

Depends whether he can swallow, how he is going to die, and where he will die. At home, there were hospice cocktails kept in the refrigerator in addition to a box of fentynol patches. At the end, no one is thinking about recreational drugs ... everyone is wiped out and your loved one is dead. Hospice cleans stuff out quickly. Don’t leave the shit in the house ... we were told that junkies read the obits and look for cancer memorials and “long illness”, then rob the house during the funeral looking for leftover drugs.

Hospice doesn’t fuck around. They’re putting any and every opiate down the drain while the body is still warm.

Never knew this was even a thing.

Junkies are scum on earth

This sounds like a great idea. I cant wait to see this on the news.

Free base

In the words of Louis c.k , why are you telling us then?

Krokodil

Krokodil is pretty damn weak actually. Its just desomorphine. Those retards in Russian were giving themselves phosphorus poisoning by ghetto homemaking it and fucking it up.

Krokodil is for Russian street kids that can’t afford dope. It’s tylenol3 cut with gasoline lol.

Get the man a hooker. Or Two hookers. Maybe three hookers would be best.

He's 90. Good run. Let him go and don't be a whiny faggot about it.

He didn't say "How do I keep him alive", stupid.

READ, stupid.

I already did that. That's why I made the comment. I'm starting to think you might be unintelligent.

Huh? What?

Ooh, you deleted a comment. I'm dealing with a real pro here.

Thank you for the recognition kind Sir.

Probably DMT or something like that so he doesn't have to die in a bummed out mood. 15 mins with DMT and he'll be convinced his life meant something.

I hear that a whiff of the muskiest part of a viking man's briefs is delightfully intoxicating.

Obviously heroin

Tell him there's a broad outside who wants to tongue his balls.

Then be a good grandson and do it yourself.

Get him some Ativan and liquid morphine.

Molest him. When he complains just say he is going crazy then laugh when you molest him again

Jokes on you I'm actually studying to work in health care. But you'll have to believe me when my previous post was me being a lazy edge lord

Roll in a TV/VCR combo thing like back in elementary school and give that old ass nigga a final Scorch's PFG TV marathon

Like a gran of muchrooms. Some good weed.

Have a beer or a whisky with him and remind him that his life meant something and give him the solace of knowing he will never be Joe Cumia. Then, show him a horrid photo of Sam Roberts.

Put a suicide vest on the ol prick and wheel him out to see 2U.

He didn't say "How do I keep him alive", stupid.

Sorry. Not a draft dodger, i meant deserter